Gibberings CLXXXVII - Shamming The Docs Summat Rotten

[NightsEpiphany]

cruel on that occasion from my perspective anyway aye.

We need family Councilling. :D

 

[Sammy G]

I'm sorry, but speaking of inaugural meph experiences in tones hitherto reserved for hippie trip reports, sentimental recollections of family holidays or the Road To Fucking Damascus is just out of line.

 

[felix]

@ NE: Wot are you on about, Roger Irrelevant?

 

[NightsEpiphany]

Count or consort Sam?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

^ The first time. Bloody hell.

Yep. Coz I'm an old git I totally missed the meph explosion, plus I was too busy wasting all my money on smack and crack, and wasting all my time trying to find a vein. Other drugs held no interest. But now I'm off the gear, I'm looking for other highs..

 

[Sammy G]

Count. Always.

 

[Ceres]

*and so F.U.B.A.R spent the next 6 months with a permanent gurn on his face masturbating furiously*

 

[NightsEpiphany]

@ NE: Wot are you on about, Roger Irrelevant?

Munroe? Oh he wouldn't friend me. So he can stay in the attic for all I care with 'peas and swedes'.

Anyway I don't hold grudges.

Life is like a box of chocolates felix.

 

[SummerSerenade]

Yep. Coz I'm an old git I totally missed the meph explosion, plus I was too busy wasting all my money on smack and crack, and wasting all my time trying to find a vein. Other drugs held no interest. But now I'm off the gear, I'm looking for other highs..

Fair. I missed 'proper' meph (apparently) cos I'm a young git and was about 12 when it was legal (not really, 2009/10 so err... 15, close enough). Made up for it since but I still prefer my good ol' coke. When it is good, at least. I havent had really good stuff for ages now and doubt I will anytime soon cos I'm getting all up in the sobriety thang.

Anyway, time to stop talking shit and go and freeze my tits off walking to the train station. Pray for my safe return? Or don't, not sure I'd mind either option right now. Proper miserable.

 

[Don Luigi]

Thank you for the well wishes everyone

Congrats on the new nibling, Uncle Don. You've got one more than me. Good luck to the mum & wee nibling; you don't need any luck except to try not to drop it on its head like you were at that age.

I'll have you know I specifically requested to be dropped on my head because the sperm that was chasing my tail the whole race told me it makes you come up quicker.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

*and so F.U.B.A.R spent the next 6 months with a permanent gurn on his face masturbating furiously*

Haha, no I've only got 2g and that's it. But I should be in for a good weekend (if it lasts that long) ;-)

 

[Sammy G]

Pre-pre-ban meph was the greatest. We,used to wank off the bus drivers for free.

Anybody who missed it is a spastic bummer.

 

[breakcorefiend]

Thank you for the well wishes everyone



I'll have you know I specifically requested to be dropped on my head because the sperm that was chasing my tail the whole race told me it makes you come up quicker.

I'm bit late to the party but congrats Don )))

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Pre-pre-ban meph was the greatest. We,used to wank off the bus drivers for free.

Anybody who missed it is a spastic bummer.

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm there? ;-)

 

[Sammy G]

If you can't, then meph truly has you in its grip!

 

[NightsEpiphany]

Dubs Sam CountAlways.

Sword or flick knife?

 

[Sammy G]

We should have a whip-round just to change my name to that. I'm quite taken.

 

[NightsEpiphany]

dubs cant be rubbed.

Its always and forevverrrrrr

Sa I mean CountAlways.

two sugars for me tA please

ed: oh and did you want general or local for that Whip round? Could do key hole surgery.

 

[Sammy G]

Flick-knife. I'm. a city boy.

 

[NightsEpiphany]

Swiss army then

Poland or Lala?