gardenlane
Ex-Bluelighter
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I know I am such a sweetheart. What would you do without me.
Like the bottom shelf of a backstreet butcher's, you're all heart.
I know I am such a sweetheart. What would you do without me.
Hah. On a similar note, I bet your balls are so shrivelled up, they look like the last chicken in Sainsbury's.![]()
(Nothing personal; I have no knowledge of the state of your balls and nor do I wish to know.)
I'm aware of of that but WTF do they call actual jelly over there, I have a vague feeling it might be jello...the world is a confusing place, of that here is no doubt,.
And there was an allusion to the corset there. Don't forget the corset.
You're both bullys. I hope you fall over and hurt yourselves.
We're too busy falling over ourselves in order to hurt you.
We're toobusy falling over ourselves in order to hurt you.
I know that I'm closest so it's more convenient for me to go do it, but I think you might get more from the experience, Sammy.
When was it you said you were hopping back onto this fair isle..?
I know that I'm closest so it's more convenient for me to go do it, but I think you might get more from the experience, Sammy.
When was it you said you were hopping back onto this fair isle..?
Haha! I'm not sure quite what you mean about me getting more out of the experience, but I'll be back around this time next month. :D
My attempts are evidently not shite, oh gardenlane, Your Majesty. I really will pull yer hair before long.