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[gardenlane]

He beat me. To "mind" me.

I still flinch when he raises his arms but that's usually his gangsta moves coming out.

 

[Don Luigi]

You seem to have minded.

Worked a treat :D

 

[gardenlane]

I am going to smack you so hard the next time I see you. Gonna launch myself over your desk and pummel you.

Saw the best bed for your wee bro btw.

 

[Sammy G]

Starting to finally get the title right! You will certainly not be pulling my goddamn hair at all!

Try getting mine right sometime, and showing me the respect I deserve, and your tresses shall remain unnmolested. Maybe.

I said it because I've already given her a few thick ears in my time, to mind her. It will be novel for you

A month is a long way to wait. If the Jewish people can wait this long for their Messiah, I think I can hold out until then.

Well, it's always invigorating to discipline a new broad, so thanks for deferring this pleasure.

Oh, and just follow the star.

 

[gardenlane]

Try getting mine right sometime, and showing me the respect I deserve, and your tresses shall remain unnmolested. Maybe.

Certainly, Wanker. Is that good? So much as touch my hair and I'll string you up.

 

[Don Luigi]

I am going to smack you so hard the next time I see you. Gonna launch myself over your desk and pummel you.

Certainly, Wanker. Is that good? So much as touch my hair and I'll string you up.

The talk of violence in this place seems to correlate strongly with your activity on here. You're always threatening to assault someone or wishing some malice of fate to fall upon them.

I could have you taken to the barracks

 

[Sammy G]

Certainly, Wanker. Is that good? So much as touch my hair and I'll string you up.

You may as well have called me 'beloved' for all the convincing you did.

 

[gardenlane]

The talk of violence in this place seems to correlate strongly with your activity on here. You're always threatening to assault someone or wishing some malice of fate to fall upon them.

I could have you taken to the barracks

I'd like to see you try.

 

[gardenlane]

You may as well have called me 'beloved' for all the convincing you did.

it'll only suffocate you or you'll become tangled in it.

I keep beloved for the ones I want something off

 

[Sammy G]

Tangled in what? Suffocated by what? Ivy?

I do like your cynicism though, flimsy as it may
:D

 

[gardenlane]

My hair, dumbass.

I would comment on your sparking personality but it's pretty much the joke anyway.

 

[felix]

What brought that on? :D

What ever brings anything on? It's a spontaneous thing, called "wit". Look it up some time. :D

Have you been wearing corset under your dungarees, Felix?

That never occurred to me, but now you mention it... the night is long and the wife's away, so who knows what'll happen. %)

I'm still wearing ma dungers, by the way. Feels good.

 

[gardenlane]

Stick the corset on over them! That's what Don said, and he would know all about that!

 

[felix]

Good idea. I'll do that, and knock on the neighbour's door for a cup of sugar just to see the look on her face.

 

[gardenlane]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[felix]

Just imagine an elderly South Korean lady screwing up her face and shaking her head. Cos that's what would happen. Along with questions about where my wife is and does she know that I wear her clothes.


Oh, you mean pictures of me? Haha, you'd need to hack into my server to see pictures of me wearing a corset. :D

 

[Sadie]

Dude, Felix, this is something the WORLD needs to see!!!! I'll sweet talk Kate...

 

[Rachella666]

I said call a taxi. It's St Patrick's Day we should be out dancing! Alas the £500 bill and 8 hour timeline is an issue.... We'll just have to do a wee jig in digital hyperpsace %)

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Are you irish by any chance?

 

[felix]

Nah, she's half-Irish. :D

 

[Eveleivibe]

Morning EADD

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