Gibberings CLXL -- muuuuuuust haaaaaaave choooooocolaaaaate!

[Sammy G]

Aye, that's the usual bartering system. Get the cock picks out, swampy.

 

[breakcorefiend]

going to give this smoking thing up, thrown away all smoking stuff (well not ALL, still got my weed, which i will prob eat lol) lets hope i can do this once n for all

 

[Eveleivibe]

I'm wearing this corset think I'm dying already but I'm determined! I need no reminder to smoke I'm a little train!

Who are you? You seem very familiar for someone who's not long joined. You seem like you've been here before.

Evey

 

[swampdragon]

Are you planning on stopping weed too, bcf, or just tobacco? If the latter, get a vape, you won't regret it..

 

[Eveleivibe]

Afternoon, people

Evey

 

[gardenlane]

Who are you? You seem very familiar for someone who's not long joined. You seem like you've been here before.

Evey

you've asked this twice now and if I knew somebody irl. Ms lane or garden, you choose.

And I'll post a pic when I feel like it. no cock pics please and thank You lol.

 

[Sammy G]

Swampy's cock picks are legendary!

I wish I were a girl.

 

[gardenlane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThUAahmAtDE

Seems appropriate.

 

[gardenlane]

Swampy's cock picks are legendary!

I wish I were a girl.

wanna trade? I'll spend hours helicoptering.

 

[Sammy G]

wanna trade? I'll spend hours helicoptering.

Not just for a picture of swampy's cock, I'm afraid! You'd have to up the ante.

I imagine you'd enjoy the helicoptering though. :D

 

[Sadie]

I never get cock pics

Whats that all about??

Anyway, Happy Monday to you all. I slept so much I've lost all motivation. All the errands that I needed to make bar two have been put off until tomorrow. I'm too damn tired tbh. I really just want to go back to sleep. Wonder if I should. NEVER MIND! Answer just popped up in a little message window! See ya guys, I'm away to squirrel!!!!

 

[felix]

Right, I've got my red Bob the Builder dungarees on and I'm about to have a go at flooring some of the loft. %)

 

[Sammy G]

Real men loft the floor.

 

[gardenlane]

I meant change sexes lol

 

[Sammy G]

I meant change sexes lol

I know you did! What on earth did you think I meant?

 

[gardenlane]

I don't want dick pics though! So just trade sexes goddamn it.

 

[Sammy G]

I never promised you a dick pic, did I? Wishful thinking or what?

In any case, this trade of sexes might prove to be a bit logistically difficult. I mean, I have a pen-knife in my pocket, but that's about it.

 

[gardenlane]

I never asked for anyone's dick pics!

That's no problem. We'll do you first.

 

[Sammy G]

Oh, how thoughtful of you to spare me some pain! The knife will still be 'sharp'.

Like the bottom shelf of a backstreet butcher's, you're all heart.

 

[felix]

Real men loft the floor.

Woah, that's a mindbender. Maybe I'll try that next.

Fag break time while I contemplate chiselling out gaps for the electrical cables all over the place.