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[Eveleivibe]

I did start the post saying I wished to cheer up, but then admitted I couldn't do, and the truth just came out.

I'm sure Pagey would love Australia, at least I hope so, those 4 months I spent there I wouldn't wish on anyone let alone a young girl don't even know

Pagey, sorry if my post was a bit of a downer.

OTW, I've seen people in cars in Melbourne CBD slow down, turn the windows down and shout at a family of nice Indian tourists, "go back to your fucking countries you monkeys". I've seen lads walk in the sushi bar I was eating in and start shouting at the guys cooking there in a mock asian language something that said "gook gook gok won gook gook", spit on the floor and then leave.

My boss at the crappy door-to-door sales job after seeing a Rihanna poster turned to me and said, everybody says she's hot, I don't get it she looks like a bloody monkey.

My bogan flatamate seeing me watch the live election results for the presidential elections, comment with, yanks are bloody silly you can't let them negroes into government, one day they'll probably start doing in over here too, he then made a disgusted facial expression.

I could continue but my hands are tired, I have many more anectodes from my four months there, I never said Italian aren't racist, hell I provided the names of two of the most vicious creatures in Europe. All I'm saying, we haven't got shit on the aussies.

Sorry, Marmalade is right. You've a right to give your experience. I was wrong in going at you.

 

[Pagey]

Kenny you don't need to apologise, I appreciate all input and opinions, doesn't matter whether they're positive. There's no point in being told it's going to be wonderful if you don't think so so I appreciate your honesty. Anyway I'm feeling a little better now I've spoken to a few friends & my fiancé and hopefully my first day in Sydney will be good and will motivate me a bit more. Thanks so much for the help everyone x

 

[pinkpapaver]

I prefer the term bag head to smack head. It's the harsh consonant like in paki. I do wish that paki was the politically correct term since Pakistani is a long ting man. What about good old fashioned prole? Words certainly are funny things. Once upon a time I was all sticks and stones and kind of believed it to be true but words and name calling is hurtful. Bad vibrations eh? In the days when I listened to my sister I used to not like being called a laydee thinking that it should be woman. Oh if only there were more men like Pete Beale around. "awite tweekul"

Just as an aside I'm rather glad that I am a laydee. I love doing laydee homey things. I seriously love homemaking and if I were to live my life over again I wouldn't bother with this work business and hav lots of children, do lots of sewing and cooking and stuff like that.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Also I've lived in the UK so I get that type of humour very well, being punched, thrown beer bottles, beer glasses and ran after by a bunch of thugs, isn't humour, it's racist violence, don't try turn into something it's not. Banter is one thing, racist aggression another.

By the way I'm sure that if you were to see a family of Indians being shouted at aggressively by a bunch of blokes calling them monkeys, making threats and telling them to fuck off back to their own country, you'd probably shrug it off and consider it banter, and you know what mate? That's because you are a utter tosser.

I've know a guy who was drugged robbed and left to wander the streets of Rome until picked up by the police after being "befriended" by a local at the Spanish Steps. If you wander around any large city you are going to run into trouble. Italians are far more racist in my experience. There is only one place I have heard monkey chants and bananas thrown from the crowd.

Australia's poorest just happen to be black, but they have many social services specifically directed towards them. Education allowances, free car and home loans, specialised health services. The average Australian can't really do much more for them to be honest. I've worked in remote communities and many of them have no desire to live in a house and go to a 9-5 job. Europeans simply judge their lifestyle as a side effect of racism when it's just their culture. Compare this to the compassion shown by the average Italian towards Gypsies and you are kidding yourself if you think Italians are more accepting.

 

[Marmalade]

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EDIT: I'm from North Wales. I don't have any problems with English people or their accent n we're not really racist either...
Can people give OTW a bit of slack he's ok really. Just likes a joke. I think people have him wrong and I really don't think he's a bad person at all. Half the time I see him write stuff n then people will really rip into him but the stuff he writes really isn't that bad at all... let's all get on, eh?!

It's impossible to all 'get along' perfectly here - too many differing views and lifestyles. A utopian EADD isn't possible, and people should be allowed to be themselves ... of course there are lines needed to be drawn when it interferes with HR and the passing on of important info in specifics threads, but largely the ripping is banter based and it's contextualised by those jarring with one another.

OTW's dishes it a lot (more so when he was a Mod).... and he can take it fairly well too, a prerequisite for anyone with a gob on them (incl me).

I like him. But there's things I don't like about him too. Overall I'm glad he's here cos he's often funny as fuck (when he's not being a cunt, and sometimes even when he is).

He's the type of person that people form polarised views on ... for a reason ...
he's just a very prolific poster

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[ColtDan]

Take my picture

 

[pinkpapaver]

this racism business. I think that there's something about people just not liking the thought of someone else getting something that they're not, whether it's something they would want or not. For example, refugees getting council houses in shit places. people complain about them getting these flats and that but the thing is many of these flats are flats that nobody else wants.

Oh, what about that poor woma whose baby was killed by the dog. It's horrible. Couldn't begin to imagine how horrendous that would be. But what is really bad is of course how the red tops are sensationalising , well trivialising it to be honest with their language of it all. And then there's the dangerous dog statistics for the people who swallow all they read in the paper.

Now, I don't want anyone to take offence at this little tale because it is a tale of not believing all you read in the paper. I was with my dog in the park a while back and there was a man with his children. Dog was minding her own business and then man starts getting all funny saying to me "I've seen them dogs on the news and they're dangerous" this man was of Pakistani heritage, and I thought to myself "ah yes, I've seen your type on the news and you go round blowing things up and grooming little girls"In fact, I wish I had said it to him to make the point but of course explaining afterwards that that is not how I think since I do not blindly accept everything that I hear from any source, let alone the media - people I do not know and have no reason to trust their word.

Thi leads mewhy do people like to have their thinking done for them and their opinions and decsions created by someone elser? It's confusing,

 

[Shambles]

Q: why do people like to have their thinking done for them and their opinions and decsions created by someone elser?
A: It's easier.

Fix'd.

That and most people prefer to be part of the majority (as they see it - perhaps the mainstream would be a better word). People like that others agree with them and that's dead easy if you just go along with something that other people are saying - especially if lots of people seem to be agreeing with it which is what any form of media presents. Basically, most people don't like to stand out too much from the crowd so just go along with whatever it is they perceive the crowd thinks.

 

[pinkpapaver]

funny isn't it since folk love "troof" yet will cling on to majority stuff that really isn't true which reminds of something that I've now just forgotten. ah yes, people agreeing with stuff of others. This will sound pathetic but I'll go for it anywhere. In my last job (where I was undervalued and undermined frequently) we were talking about light bulbs because I wanted some for anexperiment. I asked the tech to get me some of the filament bulbs. The assistant leader of the subject says "you cant get them any more" I was like "really? I thought they were being phased out I'm sure you can get them still" the leader of the subject chips in with a definite "no, theyre banned now, you can't get them anymore" I knew I was right and thought to myself "what a pair of cunts you are, backing each other up over fucking light bulbs just because you pair a bitches can't handle being wrong , ya pair of dry whoers yez" Yes indeed it happens often. I suppose it can be linked a little to the emporers new clothes. and yes, I suppose people are fools when they speak truth in the face of lies. arghhhhh! I could send myself mad here with this. tuth and lies business. someone get me david icke.

 

[pinkpapaver]

 

[Shambles]

^ Nice quote. And perhaps not a huge surprise the Catholics took him out for a barbecue.

someone get me david icke.

"ya pair of dry whoers yez"

 

[trammies]

Think I just had palpitations caused by stimulants for the first time ever. I was lying down in my bed, and got up really quickly, and then suddenly started to feel dizzier and dizzier, my heart started racing, could feel it going in my chest, and a bit in my ears, and my forehead went cold.

It was at the point that my Sternum began to hurt, and then I started to panic. Started trying to calm myself down by controlling my breathing, etc.

I reckon it was caused by high blood pressure from the stimulant, and the fact I had been lying still for so long. Like, the dizziness when I get up happens sometimes on a normal day, to a much lesser degree. I think it was greatly exacerbated by the high blood pressure and already elevated heart rate. Oxygen was struggling to get to where it's needed.

I get a little bit dizzy if I move around too much or if I don't control my breathing. Guess I gotta wait until my blood pressure goes down again before I can be comfortable.

EDIT: Starting to get hungry now, actually, so the stim must be wearing off.

 

[Shambles]

I wouldn't worry too much, Trammies. That kinda thing happens without stims if you sit up too quickly sometimes. It's really quite common stims or no stims. Unless, of course, you've taken an absolute shitload in a very short space of time it's surprisingly hard to do yourself a serious nasty with stims. Given how highly abusable they are and the sheer quantity folk can get through they're really remarkably safe for the most part. Worst thing is if you let it panic you cos then you tend to get into a bit of a spiral which really can feel very nasty indeed. Just take it steady for a while, breathe easy, go have summat to eat maybe. If you've not eaten much it could be down to low blood sugar - really quite easy to do on stims cos you tend to not eat for prolonged periods without really noticing. Try not to focus on it and it should pass soon enough - you'll be fine

 

[trammies]

Cheers.
I'm feeling pretty positive about it. I wasn't really worried that I'd done damage to myself after I got over my panic. Just in the heat of the moment and it being alien to me, an' all, I freaked out, haha. Pretty much my only fear after I'd calmed down was that would still pass out, even past the worst of it, because it was taking quite a bit of effort to regulate my breathing.

I'll take your advice to go and get some food. I had dinner at about 7, I think, but I couldn't eat much, for obvious reasons.

 

[Shambles]

I've had plenty of lil incidents like that and it doesn't feel too great - the combination does lend itself to spiralling a bit. It's almost always nothing to worry about, it's the kinda thing that can happen anytime but if it happens to happen whilst on stims it causes a lot more worry cos your mind starts racing which sets off a load more adrenaline and stuff which makes your heart go faster and round and round it goes. You said you thought the stims were wearing off (appetite returning) so it could well be blood pressure coming down if it's been high - low blood pressure tends to cause feinting, or near-feinting with all the cold-sweaty clamminess that comes with it. A bite to eat, a glass of water, and just taking it easy whilst you wait for it to wear off completely before getting your head down and you'll be dandy

 

[One Thousand Words]

Earth girls are easy.

I bought in a chocolate cupcake for the mardy girl on the front desk because she mentioned the other day it was her 7 yr anniversary working here today. Now she is skipping around the place and just told me she got 25 likes on her instagram photo of it.

 

[Shambles]

Is that seven years working for you or just working at the place you work at? If the former I think she deserves a lil more than a cupcake. Even if it is chocolate. Perhaps a personalised photo of the big bossman.

Righty folks, off to beddy-byes. Blimey, this actually counts as a late night this week. What has become of me?!? 8(

Nighty, all

 

[trammies]

I've had plenty of lil incidents like that and it doesn't feel too great - the combination does lend itself to spiralling a bit. It's almost always nothing to worry about, it's the kinda thing that can happen anytime but if it happens to happen whilst on stims it causes a lot more worry cos your mind starts racing which sets off a load more adrenaline and stuff which makes your heart go faster and round and round it goes. You said you thought the stims were wearing off (appetite returning) so it could well be blood pressure coming down if it's been high - low blood pressure tends to cause feinting, or near-feinting with all the cold-sweaty clamminess that comes with it. A bite to eat, a glass of water, and just taking it easy whilst you wait for it to wear off completely before getting your head down and you'll be dandy

I feel basically grand now, which is cool, because I don't have to think about every breath.
Blood pressure is much lower and my hands are warming up.

It's a bit weird to think it even happened, 'cause I've done mental amounts of stimulants, and for longer periods, before and still had never had any reaction like this.

Awk well, I'm taking it as a learning experience. I greatly enjoyed it before the palpitations.
Probably gonna attempt some sleep now, or get on me laptop, at least.

Cheers and g'night.

 

[brimz]

Let me get to the point real quick
When ya pockets are thick
Mad chicks be on a brothers tip
When ya sportin jewels and drivin in a groovy car
All the ho's go sweat you like a movie star
To get in ya pockets
That's what the girls wanna do
But if you not rich them chicks gonna front on you
No matter how strong your rap
You only nock boots when you got loot
You on the map
Cause if you broke you'll get a wack slut
If you got dough you get a ho with a fat butt
With fresh gear, long hair and a cute face
And if ya live alone shes gonna pack her suit case and move in
Then ya start loosin all ya bucks
Soon you broke as a joke and outta luck
Then she takes off and brakes off
Ya ho's gone, so long dear
I'm outta here a good relationships been torn
Cause when you on top everythings OK
But when you broke you gets no play

[Chorus:]
If you don't got endz you won't be gettin no skinz
And if you don't got money you won't skoop a honey
If you don't got cash you won't be gettin no ass
And if you don't got loot you won't be knockin no boots

[Verse 2:]
Girls of the 90's ain't nuthin but crooks
It's all about what's in ya pockets not how ya look
That's why you can't talk to just any whore
Leavin brothers for the next man cause he's got a penny more
They want a drug dealer not a scholar
Some girls barely speak but allways askin for a dollar
And if you pushin a fresh Benz they'll be ya best friends
Yeah, as long as you collect endz
You think shes all yours
But as soon as your dough go your ho go
Now you solo
But when you was makin papers sucker jumped ho's
You bought dumb clothes for all of them bum ho's
And you was takin em to the movies every weekend
Now that you dead broke the girls not speakin
Cause nowadays girls want you to crook
The only thing they can get from Big L is a big...
Cause when you on top everythings OK
But when you broke you gets no play

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 3:]
I tell it how it is cause I'm a bold figure
And I hate a money hungry girl a.k.a. golddigger
It ain't even funny
Some girls don't even know me askin me can they get some money
I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa
I wouldn't give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper
They wanna know why I'm so fly
A girl ask me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye
Chicks used to diss but now they wanna kiss
Yo Showbiz I'm a break it down like this

[Chorus x2]

[Outro:]
It's like that y'all, and that's a fact y'all
I hit hoes from the back and don't give a jack y'all
It's Big L y'all, I'm livin swell ya'll
I do my famous, spell my name, ring bells y'all
(If you don't got endz)
Girls be frontin
(If you don't got endz)
They ain't givin up nuthin
(If you don't got endz)
All the girls they ignore you
(If you don't got endz)
They act like they never saw you
(If you don't got endz)...​

 

[brimz]

"All Black"

[Big L:]
Yo once again it's the Big L, that kid who got much props
From killin corrupt cops, with motherfuckin buck shots
So don't step to this, cause I got a live crew
You might be kinda big but they make coffins yo' size too
I was taught wise, I'm known to extort guys
This ain't Cali, it's Harlem nigga we do walkbys
No one can match me, tax me or wax me
If you want me to write you some raps G just ask me
Cause on the shelf is where your LP cold stood
Because it was no good, that shit ain't even go wood
I'm not the type to take sluts out, I just fuck they guts out
Get my nuts out, then break the fuck out
Me being a virgin, that's idiotic
Cause if Big L got the AIDS every cutie in the city got it
Once a nigga tried to stick me for six G's
And I put more holes in his ass than swiss cheese
​