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Gibberings CCXII -- It's all about the length of the pocket clip .....

Morning all! holy shit a blued out sleep is a miraculous ting! i fee like I could.... go back to sleep =D

also, anyone seen 'Maxalfie' lately? just saw his name on a thread n was wondering where he is, hope the guy is alright, not like hm to be away from here for so long
 
Fug said:
It's alright tomorrow I shall be reunited with my stash <3

Then I'm off to Dublin for a few days :)
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Off to Dub eh? what days? If its this weekend, mate try get a bus down to waterford on sunday, massive street fest called 'Spraoi' going on, sunday will be live music alll day then a massive parade at 9.30 followed by a big fireworks display, prob gunna pop along, if you decide to go send me a message man! we can arrange some fun supplies ;)
 
koneko said:
Do you think you'll achieve that lifestyle when you're their age?
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Given my current lifestyle/general life attitude the last few years, I'd be lucky to hold down a girlfriend and well-paid job long enough for that to happen. I am an only child though, so I guess I gotta get my inheritence some day ;D (That was quite dark, I'm not actually looking forward to that).

In other news, I just slept for 12 hours and still feel groggy. Fuck you valium and fuck you unreliable speed dealers (although I'm of course still waited with baited breath for todays post, just in case)
 
You know you were fucked last night when you started all your google searches with the word google
 
..... Meanwhile, in a secret bunker somewhere, a printer has spat out a page which will be read by someone, who will be tasked with gathering a team to investigate producing Google-branded versions of all the things you searched for. And which then will be hawked incessantly, via the Google ads network, to you and everyone you know online. Where know means visit the same websites as .....
 
Well I hope everyone here is excited for targeted adds on google branded high dose valium :D

My speed has arrived, which is a relief as I don't need to be worrying about anything showing up next week when I wont be around during postie hours. Whatever happened to NDD with DMN vendors :p Kinda wish I didn't waste half my diaz stash on a whim last night now...
 
ordinary mind said:
Oh, and mad props for reading/interpreting my last post, which in retrospect was a complete pile of drivel =D
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no worries man - you seemed distressed so thought I may as well try and help in some way :D

glad your speed came through, enjoy!

I just got reunited with my drug stash - time to skin up some lovely smelling green. woohoo!
 
Fug said:
no worries man - you seemed distressed so thought I may as well try and help in some way :D

glad your speed came through, enjoy!

I just got reunited with my drug stash - time to skin up some lovely smelling green. woohoo!
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Heh, I think the fact the post randomly turned bold half way through made it seem more urgent than it really was. In reality my computer was playing up when I was trying to flip back from bold so as the diazepam was beginning to hit I just decided fuck it I'll roll with this now... and then as always neglected to proof read :P

Enjoy man, there's nothing like that first smoke in [insert however long its been since you last smoked here]!
 
Random midway boldness certainly caught my eye (sparkly things are guaranteed to hold my attention) so I didn't have much of a choice in the matter :p

And thanks man, it's been a week. Which is essentially a lifetime in stoner years 8(8o%)
 
Fug said:
Random midway boldness certainly caught my eye (sparkly things are guaranteed to hold my attention) so I didn't have much of a choice in the matter :p

And thanks man, it's been a week. Which is essentially a lifetime in stoner years 8(8o%)
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Maybe I should try implementing it in all my posts.

And yeah I feel ya, its worth it when you realise how fast your tolerance has dropped over just a few days though :D
 
me and he Mrs have just invented a new drink

2 parts teachers highland cream scotch whisky, 3 parts frosty jacks white cider, 1 part Robinson's summer fruits
ladies and gentlemen i present the Glasgow Shandy!!

Fuck em all
 
KingOfWessex said:
me and he Mrs have just invented a new drink

2 parts teachers highland cream scotch whisky, 3 parts frosty jacks white cider, 1 part Robinson's summer fruits
ladies and gentlemen i present the Glasgow Shandy!!

Fuck em all
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That actually sounds pretty decent - the copious amount of cream scotch whisky should just be about sufficient to mask the taste of urine from the frosty jacks.
 
ordinary mind said:
That actually sounds pretty decent - the copious amount of cream scotch whisky should just be about sufficient to mask the taste of urine from the frosty jacks.
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How dare you be so insulting about Frosty Jacks! Verily, 'tis the king of tramp's piss ;)


Off to the seaside today - going chav spotting with the wife and lad. I'm very tempted to take my gun, but I fear it could end badly...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Off to the seaside today - going chav spotting with the wife and lad. I'm very tempted to take my gun, but I fear it could end badly...
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50 points for expensive trainers and socks on the beach
100 points for a knotted hanky on the head
500 points for sandals with socks
2000 points for [spoil]flip-flops with tights[/spoil] (hidden to avoid scaring innocent visitors)
 
Fug said:
Enjoy your day out FUBAR.

I had quite a nice little mash up last night. Apologies if I spammed the place.
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I don't know if I'd go as far as apologising, but I fell quite firmly into the "posting drivel for the sake of posting" category. If only I'd worked on my assignment, I wouldn't be going through day 1 notes of this week trying to work out where to start now :!

There was actually more stim-babble, but after writing one or two epics I luckily realised just how irrelevant or inane they were before posting. Unfortunately typing code as an amateur isn't nearly as easy to get locked on to as typing pish on the internet, so I've gone ahead and logged myself out to dissuade myself from unnecessary procrastination. Of course, I had to log back in to tell you all this, but I just got my first functions working so I thought I deserved a treat.

Hope you all have a decent day, try not to get arrested FUBAR..... If I don't check in at some point this evening, it's safe to assume my homework isn't going well and I'm either crying or wanking or both
 
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