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Getting your dick wet in London.

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Just search for "massarge parlours" with reviews online, we paid for a mate on his 20th birthday to go to one in town before we went out and supplied him with a few viagra, the cunt used the whole hour up and came strolling back into the pub still with a stiff 3rd leg

the only brothel I know that has standards for girls hahaha not a fatty in sight! http://www.sandyssuperstars.com/Gallery.asp
 
ecsplosiv said:
Hah.

I think a lot of ignorance and stigma is being shown in this thread towards the industry.

Escorts are not always victims, they typically love sex and earn a lot of money and do it out of choice. If many of you realised how many people and what type of people visit escorts you may revise your dirty old bastard stereotype. Many 20-something good looking professionals visit escorts. Not because they are single and desperate, but because they want to fuck other good looking women. It's not degrading for the woman at all. There is a clear distinction between this and normal prostitution

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Thank you, i've boned some regrettable chicks in my life but i cant see myself feeling to low about boning a whore tbh. It's been since april 2010 I feel like i've forgotten how!!!!!!
 
Just as a slight wild card...

Flights to Amsterdam are cheap as chips, you could probably go there and back for the cost of a hotel in London.

Its well doable just to go for a night out, there's amazing bars and clubs, tons of hos to smash and easily available drugs.

Check www.skyscanner.net for cheap flights.
 
mattnotrik said:
Just search for "massarge parlours" with reviews online, we paid for a mate on his 20th birthday to go to one in town before we went out and supplied him with a few viagra, the cunt used the whole hour up and came strolling back into the pub still with a stiff 3rd leg

the only brothel I know that has standards for girls hahaha not a fatty in sight! http://www.sandyssuperstars.com/Gallery.asp
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Yea, those two parlours have the rep of being the best in the country at working mans prices I've heard ;)
 
I thought Soho was mainly full of clip joints these days? Ie places where you're lured with the promise of sex and then forced to spend £50 on a diet coke or can alternatively pay with your front teeth. Although there's nuff doorways with 'MODEL' signs outside them, they can't ALL be windups. Although I suspect that none of them may actually be models either.

A proper gangly oirish toothless grazed-knuckled fucktard was telling me about a year ago that he never fails to get scratty at The Egg. So you could combine a night of dancing with your desired activity. He said he was fingering two birds at once on the dancefloor around 4am and he wasn't exactly Sean Connery. Errr, as his preferred method of seduction probably implies.
 
doppelganga196 said:
So I havn't wet mine in like a year. I've no qualms about going into central london & getting some sucky fucky from a young ho.

I've heard of so many places (&seen) that invite you in for a lap dance with the added bonus of a titwank or whatever. Then they force you to pay a hostess for a tab or something then a couple of demented bouncers kidnap you to take you to a cashpoint...

I've seen all those postcards in phoneboxes, but can some like-minded people give me some directions please?

p.s i'm not a complete pervert, i'm 22 & i need to get back in form, if you know what i mean:)

Alright & if this is the wrong forum please just move it, i only posted here as it's european.
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Son, you need to get yourself to Bangkok. There you can get high on crystal meth, down a couple of cialis tabs and bang HOT 20 year old girls all night for 2000 baht. Try it, you won't regret it.
 
doppelganga196 said:
So I havn't wet mine in like a year. I've no qualms about going into central london & getting some sucky fucky from a young ho.
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Ever considered adopting a more mature and respectful attitude to the opposite sex, even if it's only for the purpose of dragging yourself out of the mire of abject sexual failure?

Just a thought. :)
 
SamhainGrim said:
Ever considered adopting a more mature and respectful attitude to the opposite sex, even if it's only for the purpose of dragging yourself out of the mire of abject sexual failure?

Just a thought. :)
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Just keep your smart ass comments to yourself man. Young ho? c'mon they get called alot worse i'm sure, & i respect & adore woman.
 
doppelganga196 said:
About £300 maybe 4.
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Just find an escort then that offers in call services to her place. I would be weary about using adultwork, maybe to many scams on there, i.e. showing up at an apartment to get robbed.

I used this agency once in the past... http://www.babylongirls.co.uk/index.asp No longer live in London so can't help much.

And just before everyone goes over their nut again, about human trafficking etc, lets not forget that we don't exactly buy our drugs from Trade Fair now do we 8)
 
doppelganga196 said:
Just keep your smart ass comments to yourself man.
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I think it's you who should be keeping things to yourself.

Like the fact you're in your early twenties, presumably able bodied, literate enough to post on a public forum, living in one of the world's most densely-populated urban areas, yet still you can't get your bleedin' end away.

I was merely pointing out (admittedly in blunt fashion) that the attitudes implied in your original post are in all probability very much connected to your self-confessed sexual famine. Whether it's cause or effect is for you alone (and I imagine you have ample time alone) to ponder.

For fuck's sake, go and have a wank. ;)
 
Ghostface said:
Just find an escort then that offers in call services to her place. I would be weary about using adultwork, maybe to many scams on there, i.e. showing up at an apartment to get robbed.

I used this agency once in the past... http://www.babylongirls.co.uk/index.asp No longer live in London so can't help much.

And just before everyone goes over their nut again, about human trafficking etc, lets not forget that we don't exactly buy our drugs from Trade Fair now do we 8)
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Good point actually.
 
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