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Getting your dick wet in London.

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www.adultwork.com is a very good site, make sure you read past user feedback as there is quite a few dodgy places on there or the girl is not the same as the picture etc, as with anything generally the more you pay the better you will get!!!

But definitely read feedback and make sure they have a good score, I have had a few dodgy/shit experiences through adultwork, there is a lot of local brothels if you find the area you are in and the local paper should have a few, or the phone boxes generally are good but adult work is pretty good!!

There is a nice place near mornington crescent station I will try and remember what it is, with a 3/400 quid budget you are laughing.

For nationalities, go with scandanavian if you can! Definitely the filthiest, nicest looking girls!

I was trying to travel the world in Hookers but I lost count at about 20 different nationalities and now im trying to smarten myself up and find myself a nice girl, the temptation is easy though if you are busy most of the time and keep yourself to yourself and don't go out much to go see hookers... I mean escorts haha but after a while it does become too easy if you want a shag! And then you never imagine going out anywhere with the intention of pulling a girl for sex as it's so much easier than the hassle girls can be haha!

I'm going out now but will try and add a few tips to meet your budget later lol including a link to a norwegian bird on adult work who looks rather tasty! Looks pricey but I would definitely think would be worth it!

Hmm this thread is like a crack head reading about crack rocks after a week without to me..... cheers!
 
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Shambles said:
I'll leave that decision up to the OP - would be kinda presumptuous on my part to go guessing ;)

For tight budgets or vegetarians, warm pasta coated in oil can stand in for the liver. Or cold pasta if you're a necrophiliac.
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Please god tell me you've actually done one of these things?

If so, sir I remove my hat to you.


To the OP - I feel your pain, I went for all of 2009 without a single dick wetting session. Once the drought finally ended though there was quite a flood so head up, it cant last forever.
 
£300 would get you 6 half hour sessions at the link I just posted, alot of them are ex porn stars etc go for it sonny!!
 
SamhainGrim said:
I think it's you who should be keeping things to yourself.

Like the fact you're in your early twenties, presumably able bodied, literate enough to post on a public forum, living in one of the world's most densely-populated urban areas, yet still you can't get your bleedin' end away.

I was merely pointing out (admittedly in blunt fashion) that the attitudes implied in your original post are in all probability very much connected to your self-confessed sexual famine. Whether it's cause or effect is for you alone (and I imagine you have ample time alone) to ponder.

For fuck's sake, go and have a wank. ;)
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Can you just not post on here, your attitude sucks man.
 
Chrrrist, if you can't take a little polite criticism (coupled with some actual sound advice) you should totally steer clear of teh internetz.
 
jancrow said:
Chrrrist, if you can't take a little polite criticism (coupled with some actual sound advice) you should totally steer clear of teh internetz.
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Polite?! He said that i clearly dont respect & adore woman! If he was in front of me at the moment he might be feeling unwell right about now...
 
doppelganga196 said:
He said that i clearly dont respect & adore woman! If he was in front of me at the moment he might be feeling unwell right about now...
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Yeah, you're right. Because little sexist pricks like you who can't even get laid at twenty-two make me come over all queasy, like.

My attitude sucks? Then savour it, cos it's the only sucking I can see you encountering in the near future.

Now go away and take your virginity with you. :)
 
SamhainGrim said:
Yeah, you're right. Because little sexist pricks like you who can't even get laid at twenty-two make me come over all queasy, like.

My attitude sucks? Then savour it, cos it's the only sucking I can see you encountering in the near future.

Now go away and take your virginity with you. :)
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Feel like meeting up? I like you. Seriously come down to london for a 'chat'.
 
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