I get these all the time. Some are the same ones over and over again, some are different and wierd.
When my wife and I start peaking I ALWAYS see a pair of gold rimmed glasses on her. Thing is... she does'nt wear glasses.
Most of the time when we are coming down and feeling fried I can see right through her eyes. Well, not exactly that... she has NO eyes and I can see a big dark hole where her eyes was. Like a zombie or something. Very cool and makes for fun kissing. ;-)
One time we was coming down and laying on our bed kissing and trying to talk and she got old. REALLY OLD. Like 200 years old. Big giant wrinkles and such. I thought it was cool so I rubbed her tit and it fell to the ground as the wrinkle str8ined out. Her skin felt like a mixture of brillo pads and cow leather. That was VERY cool.
Many times me and her both hear a DONKEY. Yup, a donkey but there is none around here.
A pack of wolves or coyotes came to a fence not 100 ft away from us and started growling and hitting the fence.
I had a bon-fire going one night and saw something walk out of the woods.. it was about 3 ft tall. Wierd. I watched as it made its way from the shadows into the light and then on to standing by my fire. It was a small green goblin wearing camoflauge.
Another night cars kept going down our road so we got nervous. Everytime I would hear something I would watch as best I could. After hearing one noise over and over I saw the source. A 11ft man with farmers clothes on walked from the side of our yard to the center holding a axe. I think he was Paul Bunyon or something... not sure... but he was BIG.
The same night I saw Paul Bunyon I also saw a very very very skinny looking cartoon red-neck dude or something. He was spying on us from the corner of the house. That was cool.
Another night a oak tree danced for me. The moon was bright and the fires light flickered on it. Very awesome.
Another night ALL of the leaves on the ground raised about 1 ft off the ground as we walked through them.
That same night I had a permanent set of hedges no matter where I walked. They were on both sides of me. It was cool, I could take a left and poof.. the hedges took a left. Looking behind me I made a very large very twisted row of hedges. You would have to have seen it to understand.
Ok, enough rambling.
