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Farage: "I have thrown my hat into the ring"

Shambles said:
Somewhat bizarrely, I have great dislike of Elvis for similar reasons as stated above (Daddy Dearest was a big fan and made us watch endless Elvis films and played 'Old Shep' for shits 'n' giggles :|).

However, I like some of his stuff. This album always amused me.
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That is a fucking classic album shammy - never heard it before. Only heard the x-rated version of "hurt" where he says "I'm so hurt you cocksucker".

There is the immortal cover of an album called "Elvis Greatest Shit" - 50,00000 Elvis fans CAN be wrong". "Contains 9 previously unreleased songs - big fucking deal". Got a pic of Elvis in his coffin on the cover and it says "The corpse of a bloated and extremely dead Elvis Presley".

I got into Elvis through Albert Goldman so I was always aware of his gargantuan drug intake and despair so I've always loved him.
 
spacejunk said:
Totally agree.
I fucking hate Elvis too. Honky scum.
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Single-handedly created rock music tho. None of the black singers at the time were even in the same fucking league as Elvis for either rock songs or ballads. And My baby left me is better blues singing than any black singer could manage at the time too.

Always remember George Melly saying to John Lennon once "Of course you must acknowledge your debt to black music" and Lennon replying "I acknowledge nothing of the fucking sort. Not only are we better musicians, our music is more original and more intelligent too".
 
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Arguable. I mean, Chuck Berry, Ike Turner and Bo Diddley weren't playing rock'n'roll?
R'n'b is r'n'b to me, call it what you will.

And I don't believe for a second that Hank Williams wasnt rock'n'roll to the core.
But Im not a fan of labels, for the most part.
 
Chuck never did anything as wild as Hound Dog or as elastic and free as Elvis's Mystery train tho - he's basically a jump blues band trying to play a bit faster.

Hank Williams wasn't rock tho. I've never heard anything that sounds like Hound Dog before Elvis. Just the sheer energy, aggression and ferocity is beyond any comparison with what came before him.
 
As Carl said after seeing Elvis - "There stands Adonis and I have the face of a mule".
 
What about Chucks infamous installation of cameras in the toilets at his Chuck Berryland theme park? There were cameras actually inside the bowl so he could get a close up the turd actually coming out of the arse. Other videos showed him urinating into womens mouths after remarking "time for breakfast".

Mind you there is a good argument with Keith Richards in the "hail, hail rock n roll" doc. Keiths trying to get him to alter his amp settings and Chuck says "LEAVE THE AMP AS I SET IT!!"
 
Good on him, he invented rock'n'roll debauchery as we know it today. Ponces like Led zeppelin wouldn't have had any idea how to indecently assault teenage groupies were it not for ol' chuck showing em how it's done.
Elvis was too busy kissing up to Nixon and believing he was Jesus.
 
spacejunk said:
Good on him, he invented rock'n'roll debauchery as we know it today. Ponces like Led zeppelin wouldn't have had any idea how to indecently assault teenage groupies were it not for ol' chuck showing em how it's done.
Elvis was too busy kissing up to Nixon and believing he was Jesus.
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spacejunk said:
Ponces like Led zeppelin
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spacejunk said:
Ponces like Led zeppelin
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spacejunk said:
Ponces like Led zeppelin
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maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate....!!!
 
Yeah I had to sit through a whole set of that boring old git - what's his name? The singer?
Anyway, while I was waiting to see iggy and the stooges at a festival.
He even slagged them off, potbelly and all.
I heckled the cunt. Sorry, but elvis is wonderful compared to led zeppelin IMO.
Not to mention the guitar player. Overhyped dinosaur rock.
 
spacejunk said:
indecently assault teenage groupies were it not for ol' chuck showing em how it's done.
Elvis was too busy kissing up to Nixon and believing he was Jesus.
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Bear in mind it's rock n roll not paedogeddon. Jimmy Savillie wasn't rock n roll. I believe Chuck is very anti-drugs.

Elvis took 18,000 doses of drugs in the last two years of his life - an intake of drugs that blows every other human being in history off the scale. Keith Richards wouldn't have lasted an hour on Elvis's intake.

BTW, those 18,000 doses were just the prescribed Demerol and what have you not the illegal stuff - his intake of cocaine was phenomenol, he'd put cotton wool balls soaked in liquid coke up his nostrils and give them a tweak when he needed to keep his motor running. Also used to have big kg blocks of pink peruvian coke all to himself. Beat that.

spacejunk said:
Anyway, while I was waiting to see iggy and the stooges at a festival.
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Was it iggy singing or that fucking doll of himself he mouths up to sell insurance? Suckin satans pecker for a few measly quid - that's rock n roll?
 
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Jim osterberg would eat elvis' bloated corpse for lunch, roll around in the broken fragments of the "king's" crown, and be speeding off in the limo with a groupie to fuck while his band were still playing (well, the last bit is what happened last time I saw the stooges anyway).
Watching Robert Plant (remembered the cunt's name) 'perform' is like watching your dad wank. Same sounds n all.

I'm not endorsing paedos, but I still fucken love jerry lee Lewis.

And John Lydon too. Another satan cock sucker I believe?
Devil's music is it not?
Lock up your daughters/check the toilet bowl for cameras etc.
Music is bullshit; I love it
 
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Ismene said:
Other videos showed him urinating into womens mouths after remarking "time for breakfast".
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You speak of this as if it's some kind of problem?? :?

My-ding-a-ling, - now there's a problem. Only thing Mary Whitehouse ever got right.
 
spacejunk said:
Jim osterberg would eat elvis' bloated corpse for lunch, roll around in the broken fragments of the "king's" crown, and be speeding off in the limo with a groupie to fuck while his band were still playing (well, the last bit is what happened last time I saw the stooges anyway).
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More likely to have phoned his poxy agent and said "Can you get me anymore insurance ads ducky? I feel like selling my ass again, satan will you jab it home hard this time sweetie?".

And John Lydon too. Another satan cock sucker I believe?

I can't deny he sold his arse for butter - how ironic. Perhaps satan greased his arse with country life before he pegged him hard. Satans cock AND balls up his arse.

Lock up your daughters/check the toilet bowl for cameras etc

Mind you, Elvis had a thing about white panties and women wrestling.
 
You might as well sell out when you're Lydon's age - what have you got to lose? Selling out isn't retroactive.

He started out as an advert for Malcolm's shop anyway, just changed his product.
 
The concept of musicians "selling out" is fairly well redundant in a post-recording-industry world.
Advertising sucks, but so does trying to balance being a muso with having a day job.
Romantic idea, but oversimplified IMO
 
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