Evading arrest

[ageingpartyfiend]

Almost 40 years ago now (WTF) I was out for a walk with a group of mates all on a pretty big mushroom dose (think 5g-ish)

A thing approached from about 300 miles away which took about 2 years to arrive. It stopped. It was a cop car. A single copper in it, he got out...

"Ok boys and girls, out for a late night walk are we? Where you going?"
Silence
"Right - what are your names?"
Silence
Copper looks at one of us in particular - "What's your name?"
Silence
Then, all of us said our names out loud, at exactly the same time.
Then we all began to laugh hysterically, I could hardly breathe for laughing, one of us fell on the floor from the intensity of the laughter
The copper looked totally freaked, nervously backed off, got back in his car, drove off
We composed ourselves, then ran away quickly

 

[crazyhairman]

So this story takes place at that same elementary school that we like to visit when we were especially drunk. It was me and the buddy who had been knocked out by the book Dolly in the other Story.

We had the foresight to park his car a block away in a neighborhood behind the school. We had decided to climbed up on the roof. Which there was no ladder or easy access we had to shimmy up ten feet over a awning next to a bus stop. From there it was another 6 ft onto the lowest part of the roof. So I boosted my friend up and he pulled me up once he was on the roof. It was dope it felt like we were in a Tom Clancy video game.

So we're walking around on the roof for a while. We end up laying down at the peak of the roof of the main building over the office/cafeteria. At the peak it's maybe 40 feet from the ground. It's a metal roof and it had morning dew on it so we had to be extra careful not to slip. We were just laying there staring at the sky talking about other times and other adventures.

Suddenly we see car headlights turn from the road into the back parking lot. We had been up there before when the janitors had pulled up so we didn't immediately move.
The car that pulled up was a sheriff. He didn't immediately get out of his car and his red and blues were not on. Me and my buddy were freaking out but remaining calm whispering to each other about what to do.

Then we see headlights from the road pull in again. It was another sheriff car. At this point we are freaking out big time. It's also four in the morning and it will be light soon. Were whispering back and forth saying we must have tripped an alarm and still we are not quite sure what to do. My buddy's car was parked in the neighborhood up the hill behind the back parking lot that these two sheriff cars are sitting in.

So now it's been about 10 or 15 minutes we see another set of headlights pull into the parking lot from the road. This time it was a shabby old model brown van. Now that was the janitors showing up. We have line of sight by peering over the peak of the roof while laying down. There's also flood lights all over the campus that illuminate even the roof line. When the janitors got out of the brown van both of the sheriff's deputies stepped out of their car and they were all standing around talking. At that point they all began walking towards the building. They enter through the back security gate and walk into the building directly beneath us. Me and my buddy just stayed still. For the next 20 minutes, you could occasionally hear doors opening and closing throughout the campus. They were obviously searching for trespassers. Finally it gets to be damn near 5:00 in the morning it's getting light in the sky and we have to move.

Me and my buddy Make a plan it's now or never. The plan was to run as safely and as quietly as possible across the roof down to the lowest part which is still 10 or 15 ft off of the grass. He was going to jump down and run through the woods through the neighborhood and go get his car and I was going to run through the woods and meet him at the road. So we get up and start walking as quietly and quickly as we can. Mind you this is a metal roof at a slight angle and you can hear our footsteps echoing off the surrounding hillside That's how loud this metal roof was so of course whoever's in the building is going to hear it. We get to the part of the roof where it's flat and also more solid where the air conditioning is located. It's still another hundred feet across the metal roof down to the lowest part where we could jump down. So we run again as quickly and as quietly as we can occasionally slipping on the slick metal roof. When we got to the corner of the roof we both hesitated because it looked a lot higher to us now. I jumped down first into the grass remembering to talk and roll.

The initial impact I could feel in the heel of my foot it was stinging numb almost. I look up and my buddy is instead of jumping down he's trying to shimmy down the large metal square-shaped downspout for the rain gutter. He lost his footing causing him to grab the jagged metal with his hand. It sliced his hand open and he jumped off the building from there.
He's probably twice my size and wearing combat boots so when he hit the ground he left an imprint in the grass. We both got up and he started running up the hill towards his car and I ran towards the road through the woods in front of the school. As I was running along the driveway into the school I saw another set of lights pull into the driveway. As I was sprinting I tripped and fell right on my face in to a ditch area. Just then I looked up and it was a third sheriff car driving past me. I laid there for approximately 3 seconds and then got up and started sprinting again towards the road.

Right as I got down towards the road still being slightly concealed in a wooded area in front of the school I pulled out my phone to call my buddy. Just as I pulled out the phone to call him I see his car coming down the street he doesn't even stop at the stop sign. He just blows the stop sign stops I jump in and we take off. We were both absolutely shocked that one nobody saw us to no one was chasing us in three we were getting away yet again flawless execution.

 

[Psychlone Jack]

Many, many times lol.

Got popped plenty of times, but nowhere near the amount I could. Pretty agile if I do say so myself lol.

 

[emkee_reinvented]

Almost 40 years ago now (WTF) I was out for a walk with a group of mates all on a pretty big mushroom dose (think 5g-ish)

A thing approached from about 300 miles away which took about 2 years to arrive. It stopped. It was a cop car. A single copper in it, he got out...

So similar incident as me and my friends experienced, also about 30 years ago.
We were smashed on Shrooms and baked on Weed, it was very late.
And on the middle of a big crossroad, at the middle of the walk over.

Tiredness got all 4 of us and we settled down. .
Mind this was in-between the car-roads, middle of the cross-over.
The island in the middle you often get stuck when its rush-hour.
Relaxing in the most un-logic spot, lighted Orange by the lights.

Car slows down +-> , "What are you 4 doing here ?"
"eh ... ¨, Cop "This ... bla bla bla ..... leave now !!!"


"eh ... [lots of looking where my stuff, guys you all got it,
guess ... well we rested ... " Nice Police car, how we missed that coming.
And why where they so rude to us, was that necessary ...
what was i .. never mind. We carried on.

 

[notsmokeymcpot42088]

I dont recall but I imagine it would be an amount I can't count to. Like 1 ... lol

Be so much more interesting if it was about how to evade arrest with a warrant out. (RADIUS OF ARREST!)