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^ "Fish suppers" I can deal with but "chippy teas" can be nothing but refreshing mugs of steaming brew served to passing carpenters.

what is a tomato bap?

what is faux guacamole?

A tomato bap would be a bread-based item containing tomato(s) in some kinda way. Alternatively, it could be a novelty breast. In this case, it was a bread roll with tomatoes and other stuff innit, in it.

Faux guacamole is that Ol' El Paso stuff that comes in a squirty thing that is bright green, really rather oniony and appoximates actual guacamole without being actual guacamole.

I can but hope these answers will suffice and satisfy your curiosity and make up for my lack of clarity <3
 
^ "Fish suppers" I can deal with but "chippy teas" can be nothing but refreshing mugs of steaming brew served to passing carpenters.



A tomato bap would be a bread-based item containing tomato(s) in some kinda way. Alternatively, it could be a novelty breast. In this case, it was a bread roll with tomatoes and other stuff innit, in it.

Faux guacamole is that Ol' El Paso stuff that comes in a squirty thing that is bright green, really rather oniony and appoximates actual guacamole without being actual guacamole.

I can but hope these answers will suffice and satisfy your curiosity and make up for my lack of clarity <3

Questions answered! Clarity resumed on the faux guacamole. I eat chopped tinned tomatoes (hot) on toast so I can't really criticise but the idea of putting a tomato on a roll was alien to me =D But I'm sure "other stuff" would make the outlook merrier.

Anyway I've just got better from being in a really bad mood so please accept my apologies for questioning your dietary choices :) lack of kratom made me a bit of a grumpy fucker.
 
Mixed salad and Tunawith white beans, Jalapeno, onion, lime :)

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Thanks to Bearlove I am now craving Salad..for breakfast. Looks amazing. I have an over ripe avacado and some rocket on the turn to work with sigh.
 
Thanks to Bearlove I am now craving Salad..for breakfast. Looks amazing. I have an over ripe avacado and some rocket on the turn to work with sigh.

An off avocado and some manky rocket doesn't really fill me with any culinary inspirations :). (My salad was nice - very basic salad stuff so tried to make it look as appealing as possible :D). I really fancy a curry today :)
 
Making potato skins with bacon and cheese for a starter and then a beef curry, with an toffee apple crumble for pudding. All from scratch. Should turn out dandy!
 
Gayphone didn't last long :!

Had a really nice Dinner / Tea but wasn't very photogenic :D

Was a Middle Eastern rice (made with cardamon, cinnamon, clove, burnt lemon, turmeric etc) - had that with chicken, onions,pepper and a spicy sauce. Didn't have any coriander / spring onions or anything like that as would have made it look a bit more appetizing than it does. Problem was it was all sort of yellow / red so excuse the awful photo.

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Just put four eggs on to poach, will have them on buttered brown toast. Four might seem eggcessive, but I'm not eggsaggerating.

I'm eating them now, they are eggsquisite.
 
Sounds nice Knock,I love poached eggs, in fact I love eggs in all the different ways they can be eaten.
Me, I am having a bowl of cold banana custard.
 
Yeah eggs are great. I was being greedy though, two would have been plenty!

I love hot custard with ice cream. But I only have it when my mum serves it up. She puts cocoa in the custard to make it "chocolate pudding". Simple and delicious. Would go well with bananas too! Shops, prepare your shelves!
 
Dins involved "Truly Irresistible" beer battered cod which I must admit was bloody lovely. Some of those "Truly Irresistible" things are a bit of a scam cos they all but indistinguishable from their truly resistible brethrin, this fishy (and especially the batter) really was good though. Crispiest batter I've ever come across from supermarket batterfish. (Was reduced, incidentally - I don't spend extra just cos a thing comes in swishy black packaging usually.)

Also had a proper pud tonight. Hot apple pie wiv pina colada ice cream. Sadly not homemade - unless Aunt Bessie made that particular one in her very own kitchen - but not bad at all for a quid. Slightly odd ice cream choice but was half price and have never sampled such a thing before and freezer flap needs defrosting so ideal excuse to go for a relatively piggy puddy. Ice cream wasn't bad actually. Never had an actual pina colada either so didn't really know what to expect. Pineapple ripple and a dash of (real) rum. Worked rather well with the pie actually. If only the other 3-A-Day were so toothsome :D

(yes, i do realise that ice cream with a bit of pineapple ripple doesn't quite count as a vegetable but it may contain a vitamin somewhere)
 
^ when i was first working as a commie chef in a hotel as a nipper and the waiting cunts left a pint of beer in the pass....i thought well thats nice of em i am thirsty and got tore into it...turns out it was for the beer batter....got a slap round the head and had to pay for the pint....still never order anything "beer battered" to this day.

in other news battered burger (no beer init) for dinner chased down with home brew cider and a dash of stimulant.
 
kratom porridge. Really wasnt the best option, but am running low on yoghurts and havent got anything else to mix it with, so it had to be porridge. It is as bad as you might imagine, but still better than kratom tea. I only hope the kratom reacts as well with the porridge as it does with youghurt. I think youghurts really get the walls of your digestive tract moving so it gets really well absorbed. I hope porridge does a simillar type of thing, and doesnt form some kind of barrier that stops the kratom getting absorbed.
 
I hate running out of yoghurts, it helps to be loaded up on kratom in the first place if I want to get to shops but rather than porridge (which I imagine is less easily digested) mix up the kratom either in fruit juice or a nesquik milkshake. The milkshake is the easiest of the lot to get down, barely notice the kratom taste at all. I've got quite a delicate sense of taste, though, not a proper man like Kenny.
 
Home made meatballs, beef garlic chilli basil/thyme & paprika (sounds weird the herbs but trust me its nice) lightly browned then in the tom sauce for ~2 hours & shop bought garlic bread.

Need to get my act together with the gb! Anyone got a simple recipe? Bear?
 
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