I didn't eat any mince pies this Christmas. I think this must be the first. I like mince pies too.
The tobacco isn't actually chewing tobacco, it's snus, swedish moist snuff, don't have to spit.
Beans and onion, sounds wrong!
I've got beans. I think I'll have toast and tinned chopped tomatoes for breakfast though. Actually probably beans with cheese melted into it.