EADD Introductions

[Sadie]

I'd piss all over him Sadie, you delightful little minx.

I am thee goddess of erotica!

Hey Gurl, anyone gonna piss on my man is me. He's not German but if you want to shit on him then fair game. Go for it. Pics or it didn't happen!

 

[MilzyWilzy]

Deal. No pissing, I will just shit in his man boobs. You can be the one to get photographic evidence Sadie.

 

[Sadie]

DEAL!!!! oh he has no idea what's in store for him!!!!

 

[MilzyWilzy]

Going to PM you Sadie x

 

[consumer]

Well this thread has taken an interesting direction....

 

[KingOfWessex]

Fucking degenerates.

My kind of people

 

[Sprout]

I think this has become more of an introduction to EADD!

 

[cubecircle]

Oops. Didn't realise I was supposed to introduce here before posting.

*waves at you all

 

[Sadie]

Oops. Didn't realise I was supposed to introduce here before posting.

*waves at you all

You don't have to introduce yourself, most people don't, don't worry about it. Nice to see you and hope you stick about my lovely Welcome to EADD

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Fuck me! I have a couple of days off and miss all the dirty talk. FML.

 

[consumer]

Fuck me! I have a couple of days off and miss all the dirty talk. FML.

Whats with all the Midget and Walrus porn on your laptop? There is kinky ....and then there is really kinky....and i am not game to open the Warthog folder..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Whats with all the Midget and Walrus porn on your laptop? There is kinky ....and then there is really kinky....and i am not game to open the Warthog folder..

You should know, you put it there - along with the kitten bukkake. I'm expecting a knock from the vice squad any minute now...

 

[Fug]

Honestly never thought I'd hear the phrase kitten bukkake in my lifetime.

Thank you FUBAR. My childhood innocence is forever lost.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Honestly never thought I'd hear the phrase kitten bukkake in my lifetime.

Thank you FUBAR. My childhood innocence is forever lost.

No probs man. I consider that a job well done

 

[Sprout]

I once played "adult" Pictionary.
My word was bukkake.
My demonstration was interpretive.
My name was registered.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I love the title of this thread. 'Sticky EADD introductions' just sez it all...

 

[Eveleivibe]

I love the title of this thread. 'Sticky EADD introductions' just sez it all...

~opens mouth in shock~ YOU DIRTY GIT, YOU! :D how could you lower the tone in-fromt of such ladies n gentlemen? We're all such innocemt folk n can't possible underatand what you mean. Lol

Evey

 

[Eveleivibe]

Afternoon one and all.

I'm Laura and have been a member of Bluelight for a while, but I've never ventured over to you lot of lovelies in EADD.

I hope to be a part of your little team and look forward to chatting with you all.

Take care x

Hiya Laura n welcome to the nuthouse that is EADD (I'm joking, btw about it being a nuthouse not the welcome).

I remember you joining - not sure if I welcomed you or waa lurking but I do remember you about - so find it quite pleasant to see you participating here. Most people are friendly n welcoming. We have a great big bear here who protects us; a paramedic to rush us to hospital n a few nurses should you need first aid n some chefs to cook up a treat if you're in need of food hehe!

FUBAR is the sex adviser if you have any problems in that department. He attends to our murses when they're o break by making their, errrrmmmmm 'coffees' n custard tarts

Enjoy!

Evey

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Hiya Laura n welcome to the nuthouse that is EADD (I'm joking, btw about it being a nuthouse not the welcome).

I remember you joining - not sure if I welcomed you or waa lurking but I do remember you about - so find it quite pleasant to see you participating here. Most people are friendly n welcoming. We have a great big bear here who protects us; a paramedic to rush us to hospital n a few nurses should you need first aid n some chefs to cook up a treat if you're in need of food hehe!

FUBAR is the sex adviser if you have any problems in that department. He attends to our murses when they're o break by making their, errrrmmmmm 'coffees' n custard tarts

Enjoy!

Evey

I advise MilzyWilzy to put on her stockings and talk dirty to me until I chuck me muck. Purely for therapeutic reasons of course...

 

[Sprout]

I advise MilzyWilzy to put on her stockings and talk dirty to me until I chuck me muck. Purely for therapeutic reasons of course...

And milz hasn't logged in for a week.
Coincidence?