SquidInSunglasses
Bluelighter
No no no no no, You'll find it's my good self that is the Smut Queen. Innuendo is my first language.
That would imply you're quite the cunning linguist. You'll have to beat Sprout off from the crown if you want to claim it though (and on that note, we should probably look into replacing the innuendo crown with an innuendo pearl necklace at some point, to keep the theme going) and... balls I ran out of innuendos to finish this post. Someone else erect a suitable legend for me, please?