EADD Introductions

[Sadie]

Love snake? Mine's usually more of a smut salamander on stims tbh.

Baby, it's never been a salamander with me ?

Are you suggesting that I'm a troll?

I suggest you think again and change your attitude.

I'm far from being a troll dude. I've been a member of Bluelight for quite some time but have only started browsing the EADD section over the past couple of weeks and decided that I would finally introduce myself today, as I wanted to join in.

You've pissed me off. Other members who have welcomed me have been brilliant, it's a shame there's one arrogant prick ready to spoil the broth.

Remove your cranium from your rectum sweetcheeks.

Take a lesson from your fellow EADD crew and be chuffing nice.

Take no notice darling. You're alright xxx

 

[MilzyWilzy]

Thanks Sadie.

I just had to say my piece. I can't tolerate people like that and due to me being a bit of a fiesty bitch, it just came out like diarrhoea of the verbal kind.

I'm taking your advice and won't take any notice of him(?) if he starts gobbing off again x

 

[Sadie]

Oh girl, you're deffo gonna get on with me!!!!

 

[Sprout]

Ha ha.

Sprout, I recall you replying to a couple of my comments in other threads and I thought that you were bloody lovely.

Nice to know that you're a regular over here. I'm looking forward to getting to know you. Are you of the male or female gender if you don't mind me asking?

I do my best to be bloody lovely but rest assured I pride myself on my ability to be an absolute nightmare when I need to be.
FWIW I'm biologically male but look damn good in a skirt and corset, if I may say so myself.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Oh girl, you're deffo gonna get it on with me!!!!

Just because you're a mod I don't think you can ask for things like that : P

 

[Sadie]

You just wish it was you Squid!

I can attest, Sprout looks amazing in a skirt and corset.

 

[MilzyWilzy]

No complaints here about getting it on with you, you little seductress you!

 

[Sprout]

EADD - hugs, drugs, smut and sluts.

 

[consumer]

EADD - hugs, drugs, smut and sluts.

Thats why i love it here

 

[Sprout]

You seem to be forgetting your awe at the Mod God.
Pfffft, peasants.

 

[consumer]

Hugs, drugs, smut and sluts... that's you isn't it?

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Hugs, drugs, smut and sluts... that's you isn't it?

I feel like we need to do the full Captain Planet thing if Sprout is going to be bequeathed our combined powers like that.

 

[Sprout]

Bequeathed?

Bitch please, I could out-drug and out-smut your cephalopdia any day.

 

[consumer]

I feel like we need to do the full Captain Planet thing if Sprout is going to be bequeathed our combined powers like that.

Super Sprout the slutty drugged up superhero will save planet Earth

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Super Sprout the slutty drugged up superhero will save planet Earth

I think his powers only extend to saving Europe and Africa due to the limitations of his post as mod.

I think by process of elimination I'd hold the power of hugs. And hey, when it comes to hugs you can't beat an arsenal of tentacles.

 

[Sprout]

And when it comes to smut nothing can match an arseful of testicles.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

And when it comes to smut nothing can match an arseful of testicles.

Did someone mention an arse full of testicles ?

 

[Sprout]

No, I said calves full of vestigials.

Fukkin' pervs.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

No, I said calves full of vestigials.

Fukkin' pervs.

You can't have it both ways mate, are you the radiant (and slightly sticky) superheroic smut guru or not?

 

[Sadie]

You can't have it both ways mate, are you the radiant (and slightly sticky) superheroic smut guru or not?

No no no no no, You'll find it's my good self that is the Smut Queen. Innuendo is my first language.