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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

Hops said:
I used to chug hard alcohol by the glass full, not a whole liter though.... I would drink like two 12 oz glasses that way and then be done lol
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Yea my friend used to chug glasses of vodka. 10 minutes later he'd pass out for the rest of the party. Actually one time he chugged prob 10-14 oz of grain alcohol, rain down the hall and into my den, he started to fall over and grabbed my xmas tree and pulled it down with him. Broke a lot of my mom's nice ornaments and she was pissed.

You hear some crazy stories at music festivals. This one kid said he ran away from home when he was 14 and at a rest stop in Kansas he injected a gram of pure LSD he got from one of the Rainbow Family's chemists. He showed me his mouth and he had a bunch of fake teeth. He said that after he injected that much acid he passed out and fell off this picnic table and knocked out the entire top row of his teeth.

This other kid had an ounce of molly and my friend asked what would happen if he ate it all at once and the kid said, "instant orgasm, bro". I always liked that... eat a shit ton of molly and then just start blowing your load all over the place, haha.
 
Ok ok,, fine, whatever, it is possible to smoke an oz in a day and take 22 E pills in a night. Please stop.

Anyway, I hate this stuff. As funny as it is, it is really annoying. I always heard the E contains heroin or coke thing, always.

Another good one is that if you do 7 or 10 hits of acid (I've heard both #'s) you are considered legally insane.

E makes holes in your brain.

I had a guy tell me that he ate some shrooms and then was curled up in a ball all night cuz there were little green men crawling all over him.

I also hear alot that drugs are cut with strychnine. A little bit of strychnine wouldn't kill ya, but why would dope dealers put stuff in there dope that will possibly make their customers drop dead? Besdies the dope itself, I mean. Kinda ironic actually. Dead customers=no business.

The being able to put stuff through your nose thing is true. I have seen a guy that did a ton of coke do it and dated a girl that had to have surgery to repair her nose from the damage that coke had done. It just eats away at your septum I believe and makes it so there is a hole between your nostrils. You can put like noodles and stuff through there and it comes out of both nostrils. Kinda funny actually.

Somebody also mentioned all the random articles that wikipedia has. Check out this one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_myths

Here are some more from snopes.com

http://snopes.com/medical/drugs/drugs.asp

I almost forgot. Apparently, there is a law that says that if you ask an undercover cop if he is a cop he has to tell you. If he doesn't anything that you say or he cathces you with/doing can't be used in court. Thank God for that law!
 
bulldog8b said:
I almost forgot. Apparently, there is a law that says that if you ask an undercover cop if he is a cop he has to tell you. If he doesn't anything that you say or he cathces you with/doing can't be used in court. Thank God for that law!
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I sense some sarcasm there.....

That is one of the dumbest things yo...I cant stand when peopel think this...Undercovers are allowed to do whatever they need to in order to keep their cover. that means that takin a line, or a hit, or a beer, is totally fine. They are even allowed to drink while they are investigating, up to 2 drinks, so they dont stand out in any way. Heres some info i found about the thing you posted bulldog. it is from a legal discussion board, it might not be legal speak or site specific laws but from researching I been able to learn that what they are sayin here is correct. Read and weep BL'ers, and remember, ASKING A COP IF HE IS A COP MEANS NOTHING AND WILL NOT HELP YOU.

Question: Does a cop have to tell you he is a cop?

Answer: No. This is perfectly legal in most jurisdictions. Your question repeats one that is often asked, as people for some reason assume that dishonesty by a police officer should always lead to a dismissal. It is only police tactics that deprive you of some constitutional right that will lead to suppression of evidence and a consequential dismissal.

You didn’t use the word, but your question is centered around the legal doctrine of “entrapment,” but this term does NOT mean simply that you were tricked into getting caught. Entrapment means that the police persuaded you to commit a crime you had no intention of committing at the outset. In your case, you intended to buy the drugs all along. You just didn’t intend to get caught. There is no Constitutional right not to get caught committing a crime. What the police did was only to provide you with the “opportunity” to buy drugs, not to force you or convince you to do so.

If you had been approached by an undercover cop or civilian agent of the police and offered drugs, and you refused, but he came back repeatedly and urged you to take some, or used some sort of pressure or threats, then this might invalidate the arrest and result in the charges being dismissed. The reason behind this is that the law does not want police creating crime where there was none, in order to make an arrest.

That an officer lies and denies being a cop does not put the initial idea in your mind to buy drugs. Nor does this strategy “urge” you or “pressure” you to buy. He just makes you think that you can get away with it. This strategy is permitted all over the country.
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I remember when red rock opium was the big craze or it was something new and a friend of mine had bought a small amount and it didn't do anything at all for me and I'd even sent him the link from erowid and he didn't believe it and went out and bought a medium sized quantity of it and it's just incense!
 
I remember in highschool there was this female gym teacher that would always ask students "How many joints can you roll out of a dimebag?" and she wouldn't understand it when people said, "Well there's no real answer to that question it's like asking how long a piece of string generally is since everyone rolls joints in different sizes."
 
lacey k said:
I sense some sarcasm there.....

That is one of the dumbest things yo...I cant stand when peopel think this...Undercovers are allowed to do whatever they need to in order to keep their cover. that means that takin a line, or a hit, or a beer, is totally fine. They are even allowed to drink while they are investigating, up to 2 drinks, so they dont stand out in any way. Heres some info i found about the thing you posted bulldog. it is from a legal discussion board, it might not be legal speak or site specific laws but from researching I been able to learn that what they are sayin here is correct. Read and weep BL'ers, and remember, ASKING A COP IF HE IS A COP MEANS NOTHING AND WILL NOT HELP YOU.
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Ya, I was joking. If that was true, there would be no undercovers because it would be pointless. they would never cath anybody doing anything because everybody would just say, are you a cop and when they said, yes, that would be the end of it. No hooker stings, no undercover drug buys. Anybody that believes that cops can't lie to you deserves to go to jail for being a moron.
 
hmmm.. well I guess Im a moron....
shitty....
Im fairly certain they cant smoke up with you tho correct? and then arrest you for doing the same thing? ^ ^ ^

and yea a buillshit story... hmm...
a grade 8 kid saying he did E every day for 8 months....hes pretty fucked up but it soudned like bullshit.
 
I know this is going to sound like bullshit, but as to undercovers, they can get away with murder! A former friend of mine turned informant for an undercover. The thing was, the undercover was a true-blue junky. My former friend and this cop would buy dope together, and shoot together. This undercover actually had a small side buisness of illegal drug distribution himself. I guess he would just bust the competition :p I also used to get shook down by this one certain bald-headed uniform. He was a crackhead. Used to shake my boys and I down for crack, money, etc. He eventually got caught tho, i believe he's in rehab on administrative leave.

As for a BS story, waaay back in highschool this 15-16 year old kid said he had an LSD lab. But for some reason it was damn near impossible (as in impossible) to get any of his so-called product! This one scuzzy kid I knew said he "found" an ounce of pure heroin. I inspected it and immeadately could tell it was powdered bleach. I told him he was gonna kill someone, or someone was gonna kill him. That scumbag is in jail now, thank god.
 
zekethemusicman said:
Ok, first of all, from my experience smoking >ounce a day is possible. Me and 3 other friends smoked 14 joints each ~1gram in about a 2 hour drive. When I used to sell weed, everyone at my house would have pot. throughout the day wed roll 3 or 4 3 5 gram blunts....plus joints, bowls and bongs. Its definately possible, its just a waste of weed:)
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But you didn't smoke an ounce. If you each smoked a similar amount, and limited amounts were lost from the burning joint between tokes, you wouldn't be at more than 7grams. Unless you meant that you and 4 friends went through a quap (112 grams) in a day?
 
Nwalmaer said:
I laugh at these people when i try to tell them thats bullshit because ive spent many a day (or months) sitting on my ass smoking all day long and the fact is a 1/4 will take a single person who can actually smoke all day all day just to smoke it
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Haha not to mention, smoking an ounce of dank weed a day would run you about $250-$450 dollars per day. That's between $7500 and $13500 per month. Every year, that's between $90,000 and $162,000 allocated only towards pot. That's an absurd amount of money, and unless you make a million+ per year, there's no way to justify that financially.
 
Even if you smoked midgrade, at $100/oz. It would still cost you $36000 per year. That's like higher than the average median income of the united states just for pot. That's goddamn ridiculous, and that's just some shitty popcorn. Smoking an ounce of marijuana per day, every day, I have deemed impossible for any person of average, or even above average, means.
 
Roger&Me said:
Even if you smoked midgrade, at $100/oz.
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It costs next to nothing if you grow it yourself, and you even make a load by selling what you don't smoke.
Like most growers do btw.
 
chicpoena said:
The cigarette companies hide crack where the tobacco meets the filter, so you've gotta smoke it all the way down to get the 'extra kick.'


Total bullshit.
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that originated from a Dennis Leary standup. "The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin!"
 
go_raps_go said:
hmmm.. well I guess Im a moron....
shitty....
Im fairly certain they cant smoke up with you tho correct? and then arrest you for doing the same thing? ^ ^ ^

and yea a buillshit story... hmm...
a grade 8 kid saying he did E every day for 8 months....hes pretty fucked up but it soudned like bullshit.
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Actually, they can. But only if they absolutely have to. I mean, they can't just hang out and smoke crack or shoot heroin for a few weeks and then one day bust you. But if they are UC and for whatever reason it comes down to it and they absolutely have to, no way around it, they can. But then they have to go straight to the hospital ASAP.

I actually know a guy that smoked crack with a cop once or twice. The guy then asked him where he could get more. since he had seen him smoke crack more than once, he figured no way he's a cop and told him to go over to such and such street and find so and so, he'll hook you up. So the cop did that, arrested the guy he told him to see and then also arrested the guy I know for accessory to sales or some shit. Pretty chickenshit on the part of the cop, IMO.
 
that shouldn't be allowed... cop should be arrested to if he does illegal things to arrest people....(smoking weed, crack, etc...) What kind of police force encourages their officers to smoke weed or w\e to find a street level dealer.

STUPID AND BACKWARDS im glad im not american.... fuck the war on drugs....

however, I have heard another bullshit story in the last few days I wanted to share....

A friend of mine told me they were doing 30 pills a day, snorting about 2 grams of coke, plus an ouce of weed.... every day every weekend.....this girl is broke....says she gets them for free (suckin people off perhaps?), and shows no signs of drug abuse,.... i just rolled my eyes an laughed haha :)
 
lacey k said:
I sense some sarcasm there.....

That is one of the dumbest things yo...I cant stand when peopel think this...Undercovers are allowed to do whatever they need to in order to keep their cover. that means that takin a line, or a hit, or a beer, is totally fine. They are even allowed to drink while they are investigating, up to 2 drinks, so they dont stand out in any way. Heres some info i found about the thing you posted bulldog. it is from a legal discussion board, it might not be legal speak or site specific laws but from researching I been able to learn that what they are sayin here is correct. Read and weep BL'ers, and remember, ASKING A COP IF HE IS A COP MEANS NOTHING AND WILL NOT HELP YOU.
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The bold parts arent true, but everything else is. Drinking may be ok, but undercover police are not allowed to use drugs. Thats the problem with undercover police. They can be easily weeded out that way, thats why they are trained to avoid situations where they may be asked to use drugs.

I have an article explaining it, I just need to find it. If you can find something proving otherwise, that would be cool too. Also remember laws vary by state, so maybe in some states what you said is true, and others it isnt.

syyth007 said:
I know this is going to sound like bullshit, but as to undercovers, they can get away with murder! A former friend of mine turned informant for an undercover. The thing was, the undercover was a true-blue junky. My former friend and this cop would buy dope together, and shoot together. This undercover actually had a small side buisness of illegal drug distribution himself. I guess he would just bust the competition :p I also used to get shook down by this one certain bald-headed uniform. He was a crackhead. Used to shake my boys and I down for crack, money, etc. He eventually got caught tho, i believe he's in rehab on administrative leave.

As for a BS story, waaay back in highschool this 15-16 year old kid said he had an LSD lab. But for some reason it was damn near impossible (as in impossible) to get any of his so-called product! This one scuzzy kid I knew said he "found" an ounce of pure heroin. I inspected it and immeadately could tell it was powdered bleach. I told him he was gonna kill someone, or someone was gonna kill him. That scumbag is in jail now, thank god.
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Thats just being a crooked cop. In no way is that legal. If their superiors found out, they would surely be suspended or more likely fired.
 
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PriestTheyCalledHim said:
Friends that claimed that they'd drank an entire liter of vodka all at once by just chugging it.
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I've chugged half a litre of 40% vodka before, would've had more if there was more. Dont do it - unless you like 20hr memory blanks followed by an extreme hangover :/
 
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