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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

Transcendence said:
This older kid once told me that one time, at a party, his friend had a sheet of acid in his pocket and was pushed into a pool. He proceeded to trip balls for several months and thought he was........can you guess...........a glass of orange juice.
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I've never tried acid (though I'm dying to) so I'm just curious, it sounds like a lot of people think of themselves as something having to do with oranges, is there any particular reason why its oranges?
 
^Well, they way I heard it, it was an orange, so that they can peel their skin off in order to cannabilize themselves.

Normal Shit.
 
Orange, orange juice...all drug knowledge before the internet was in dusty tomes, scant lab papers, and a giganto game of telephone. the story evolved either towards orange or orange juice, and then both stories proliferated and got tweaked on their own.

And can I buy you a drank?;)
 
- a friend of a friend said they smoked salvia and thought they were a rock for literally 100 years,
1. salvia is intense, but it's not THAT intense.
2. how they know what 100 years feels like i beyond me when i assume this guy isnt even over 20.

- during some alternative educational methods during a conversation with some old bitches, in conversation i brought up my cannabis use (its not something i boast about but it was necessary) and they were telling me "70% of marijuana is laced with methamphetamines" and "marijuana is stored in your spine and as you age it travels into your brain and kills you" ... that one had me on the fucking floor. i couldn't take these women seriously after that.
- another friend of a friend saying on acid they thought they were an orange and scratched their arms up trying to peel themselves.
 
those were some loads of shit but the storyabout the kid with the lightning i belive... i have experienced things while on lsd like going to space and halucinating powerful winds blowing through the room with no doors and windows open, so dont underestimat the ability of the mind and dont shatter the chance of supernatural abilityby someone who is not yet expierienced
 
Back in my acid days I had a kid tell me that his doses were soooo much better than mine because a single hit of his was the size of a postage stamp.... as opposed to the standard size of 1/4 inch by 1/4 inch ....even back then I knew he didnt know shit about LSD
 
A guy I met at the methadone clinic a year ago claimed to have figured out a way to bypass his opiate tolerance. At that point he was on about 150mg a day. He had been on mmt for over a year. He claimed that if he took a few mgs of alprazolam the night before, that next morning he could shoot 1-2 bags of dope as if he had no tolerance. Of course I called bullshit.

God, I dislike methadone clinic patients. But that's a different topic altogether
 
So there's one guy who claims who used to take 2100mg of codeine throughout the day. If this doesn't sound like bullshit, this surely sound stupid to drink 700ml of that bitter liquid.
 
cLOUDDEAD said:
20-30 minutes isn't very close to 100 years.
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but its not close to 1-2 minutes either
whose to say how distorted time can become
 
Nwalmaer said:
I laugh at these people when i try to tell them thats bullshit because ive spent many a day (or months) sitting on my ass smoking all day long and the fact is a 1/4 will take a single person who can actually smoke all day all day just to smoke it
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what are you talking about? this shit is such dick sizing..... i have smoked a halfie in 4 hours. i have watched kids easily burn 3/4 of an oz. or more on days like 4/20... but extended periods of time is another story... sore throat, anyone?
 
blase deviant said:
I've done up to 10 hits and all I've seen are geometrics and such.
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dude, i'm so, so, sorry. you've been eating bunk doses :( please, do yourself a favor and find some good gels %)
 
First I'll contribute something that sounds like bullshit but is true:

A person calling their drug/ex drug dealer from the psych ward to buy more drugs.

And the bullshit:

Orange juice will abort a bad acid trip.

ps. Most of the bad stories told about acid are from people who have never actually had acid.
 
blase deviant said:
I've done up to 10 hits and all I've seen are geometrics and such.
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You definitely have been getting garbage doses Don't base your opinion of LSD on what you've experienced with 'up to 10 hits' dude becuase you can totally rip to skies open with LSD. I've ripped the skies open and been floating through the clouds while looking at myself refracted back at myself on just like 4 hits of some killer fluff at a family festival.
 
New said:
Orange, orange juice...all drug knowledge before the internet was in dusty tomes, scant lab papers, and a giganto game of telephone. the story evolved either towards orange or orange juice, and then both stories proliferated and got tweaked on their own.

And can I buy you a drank?;)
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Hey, NEW! Backoff! I buyz her dranks and she pays for the majority of my drugs.
 
funknsoul1 said:
You definitely have been getting garbage doses Don't base your opinion of LSD on what you've experienced with 'up to 10 hits' dude becuase you can totally rip to skies open with LSD. I've ripped the skies open and been floating through the clouds while looking at myself refracted back at myself on just like 4 hits of some killer fluff at a family festival.
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Four hits gets me SPUN...(usually)=D
 
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