Great idea maybe at NY all get naked and dance frantically round a fire.
Freak Brother and Sister style all wearing isolated sock s.
No clue how woman will solve it they can remain naked.
Males need to buy a sock that will hold.
Or take precaution s that it stays there.
Anyone got frodos spare sock ???!!! It's freezing down here!!! Especially the tepid shallow end of the "shire"
! And those women I have you know are de' hobbits of the 'shire and they're socks are bigger,longer and wider even than the gentrified and frozen and petrified Gandalf thems' elves, even with spellin' of he hath knowledge of he's great pipe length and breadth of magic''s breath can'ot whip harder crack of laughs ov'r myne not existing no gasper compared to your version of your human churchwarden!
Fucksake I chucked another of my crack airtight rigs in the trash last night not fucking smoked the shit for two days , and I'm laughing, fuck knows why said the orcs ! I faret'h not to faret'h continue in case the ice queen of the north or west east or south come's at us again for another year of lamanting ,.........
Anybody got that meth shit instead I said to her not knowing it were her, the ice queen , co'r she be better than a frosty orcs bugle, I said'th, Gandalf then put his toker down and said along time before me there were pokers and jokers , I sad'th ney only I know her bellows , nay bemoaning that bstard ex-cracker is'has put'ith his pipe away , shardy fouker is he doth play poker the slot, ice queen said so in'all and the same said Gandalf , he not even pot bellied said frodo! Then the whole shire gathered ungathered and gathered, unclean and clean rocks and pelted frodo for his youfool sayings, and speeches even the orcs dared join in ,.......
There endith that episode of a cold and bitter winters say
! Where's there's earth there is middle, where's there is turth there's piddle, where's there is shire there I might , where's dirty Gandalf the dirty old shite !
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Hope you folks liked my who's a got a cold one in a attempted J.R.Tolkin the great words )
Happy festive season to you !
