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🎄 Christmas 🎄 Dear Santy, please bring ammo. Xoxo 🍪 🥛

Alright. Somebody is lying to me. No fucking way my gifts can fit on that sleigh: and for fuck sure would need more than 7 reindeer to move them.

This thing quite cute actually.

 
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He's referring to the American tourist that stole a poster of the wall in North Korea. They promptly put him in a coma and sent him back to the U.S. to die. Can't remember his name.
Yes I know. Seen it on a DW documentary. Should not have been stealing posters in North Korea. Wasn’t in Disneyland.
 
Alright. Somebody is lying to me. No fucking way my gifts can fit on that sleigh: and for fuck sure would need more than 7 reindeer to move them.

This thing quite cute actually.


Well that's yet another fucking conspiracy against children, don't you people see!

This is how many were abducted, today.
 
Just inherited this as a holiday gift from a friend of a dead friend.



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Pic of the ,kids with the guns is so depressing and fucked up. Nobody needs a gun but how fucked in the head would you have to be to give one to a CHILD?
Esp. when accidental shooting by self or family member by gun in home is the fifth leading cause of death in Americans aged 1-19
 
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