Curved Penises

[Seyer]

Yeah I thought of TNW as well, haha.


On topic:
I curve down and to the left a bit. Ive never gotten any negative feedback about it; only positive after nice G-spot stimulation via doggy and reverse cowgirl positions.

 

[dopemaster]

When erect mine goes to the left. I think its cuz when I was in school I would get boners and reach in my pocket and hold my cock to the side so the whole world couldnt see I had a raging hard on. So If I get a socially inapropiate boner I just hold my cock to the side. It goes one way, but doesnt really bend.

 

[pharmakos]

hahahahaha

 

[Pretty_Diamonds]

I loled. I think it'll be awesome if they all curved up. ;]

 

[pharmakos]

Does anyone else have one that curves to the side like mine? And I'm sure some of you all have encountered this. (I hope .) Was it a big deal? Weird? Totally fine? I'm hoping you can help convince me it's NBD, 'cos I'm pretty embarrassed by it .

the only comments on it i've ever gotten IRL have been positive. i curve up and to the left, and i'm told it hits the g spot very nicely during missionary position sex.

 

[Lost Ego]

yours curves to the left? is your woman looser on one side of her vag than the other? mega lulz i can imagine the inside of her puss lookin like ( | from being pounded sideways

 

[pharmakos]

i did have one girlfriend that complained about cramps just on her right side

we were fucking way too often, though

 

[exy34]

"banana" shape here

 

[Cartesia]

Horrible music, but relevant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADTKnKzbNSU


Mine isn't so much curved as it is the thickness kinda bulges a little to one side when its hard.. But I doubt it really counts as being outside the average straightness of a dick.