Seeing the figures escalate all around the globe ( sorry Flat Earthers ) it's really sinking in just how truly momentous and paradigm shifting this pandemic is.
It's hard to see how things will ever return to the world of anal bleaching, gender fluid, cyber swinging, AI Skynet, synthetic digital wasteland spamospheric, space touristic, micro-chipped optic nerved, human cloned, nano-teched, DNA mapped, chaos theoretical determinist and kalaedescopic soapy tit wank of a world we only so recently cherished. I for one took it for granted.
I went for my afternoon walk again today. I fear I maybe succumbing to alcoholism.
I am however proud as out of sheer good conscientious, spirit of the blitz style self sacrifice, I went to the Shell garage instead.
One bottle of Chekov, packet of Tangfastics, Sprite and subtle and dilligently executed contempt received from the staff member via the serving hatch now in the bag I feel much more reassured.
Hold on to those nostalgic items of yester-epoch like Heinz Baked Beans, Bejazzled scrotums and dog shit in small black carrier bags tied to branches of a dying ash tree.
Warmest Regards,
Typical Schiz