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climbing the walls/everything you wanted to know about wanking but were afraid to ask
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cherrycolouredfunk
Bluelighter
They do yes. That's what the edit button is there for. I'm sure many of us have put it to good use.
TheSpade
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My mate was telling me the other day when he wanks, he often does it in bed and spunks on his sheet / duvet then sleeps in it. I find that quite gross and disturbing that you'ld spunk where you're going to sleep.
What about everyone else? Do you spunk all over your bed?
What about everyone else? Do you spunk all over your bed?
cherrycolouredfunk
Bluelighter
Euwwwww! That's what tissue roll by the bed is for. Or a posh wank!
i never got the point of posh wanks, sex with a condom feels shit compared to sex without so why would wanking with a condom on feel better than without?
as for where i cum i have a stack of printouts of all of the pictures from the what do you look like thread and assorted other pics of all of bluelighters. i cum onto the faces then pin the pictures onto my walls.
as for where i cum i have a stack of printouts of all of the pictures from the what do you look like thread and assorted other pics of all of bluelighters. i cum onto the faces then pin the pictures onto my walls.
UnfortunateSquid
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I save up bank statements and other useless corporate correspondance.
If you really must cum on the sheets you sleep on then at least squirt on a space where you won't be lying. Not that I would ever be so lazy as to do such a thing...
Also, quality post Evad :D
Also, quality post Evad :D
Acid4Blood
Bluelighter
lol @ last few posts 
swanhaggisman
Bluelighter
Why does it take a one armed man so long to have a wank?
He has to keep stopping to turn the page.
He has to keep stopping to turn the page.
Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
Damn, I'm always too late. I missed my only chance to contribute to a conversation about female ejaculation 
Damn, I'm always too late. I missed my only chance to contribute to a conversation about female ejaculation
Go ahead
Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
Well I guess I really like it and once I feel the warmth it makes me go ga ga. I care not for the condition of my bed clothes and only for the condition of my todger 
I can't believe how many people claim that female ejaculation does not exist! They must not be Lotharios, like myself 8)
Not when it's a self service, but I couldn't give a fuck where it goes when I'm not alone. It dries up quickly enough anyway. Tis' only a bit of spunk!
I can't believe how many people claim that female ejaculation does not exist! They must not be Lotharios, like myself 8)Not when it's a self service, but I couldn't give a fuck where it goes when I'm not alone. It dries up quickly enough anyway. Tis' only a bit of spunk!
Acid4Blood
Bluelighter
Jackal
Bluelighter
My ex was the wettest girl in the world in bed:D
Almost made the relationship worth it. . .
If it was mutual masturbation then sure, fuck the bedsheets. Clean them the next day. But she gets to sleep on that side
If it's just me I gotta wipe. Dirty socks are great.
Almost made the relationship worth it. . .
If it was mutual masturbation then sure, fuck the bedsheets. Clean them the next day. But she gets to sleep on that side
If it's just me I gotta wipe. Dirty socks are great.
I think all women can squirt, it's just that most stop before it gets to that stage cos it apparently feels like they are about to piss themselves. I've yet to find a woman who can't as long as she is relaxed enough to just let it happen.
Acid4Blood
Bluelighter
An extremely beautiful work-of-art portraying the grace of female masturbation!.....
It really is a beautiful thing!
It really is a beautiful thing!
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