climbing the walls/everything you wanted to know about wanking but were afraid to ask

[Bella Figura]

Don't forget the potential multiple orgasms > our one orgasm

 

[Shambles]

I think women have far more potential for fun in all things sexual. More options to choose from .

Whore: Men can have multiples too. Just a lot more work and practice involved :D.

 

[Bella Figura]

I know but I could never be bothered, i'm happy with one

 

[Evad]

sex is much more fun but even when getting it very regularly i'm still compelled to masturbate

 

[TheSpade]

Possibly even masturbate more?

More sex = being horny more often at the mere though of having more sex.

 

[Evad]

i don't believe how much i've just talked about wanking.

 

[TheSpade]

I can't beleive I'm wanking.

P.S.
I'm not I'm only joking. Honest.

 

[Baron_Greenbck]

Glad you see if managed to derail another thread


...........knocked on off in the bath earlier, ive spent the last hour picking glaggy spunk out of my leg hair.

 

[TheSpade]

Yuk! :D

I actually tried to take this thread back on topic but it failed because we all love talking about wanking so much.

 

[Shambles]

Always fascinated me how jizz goes all weird and stringy in the bath. Strange stuff spunk.

 

[TheSpade]

Spunking in the bath is rank. Just make sure you don't spunk then decide to wash your hair with the spunky water or anything now.

Wanking in the shower is such a frustrating activity, takes far too much effort to get to the finishing point. Certainly one way to arouse (in more way than one) yourself in the morning. :D

 

[MrM]

according to that wiki article is it not a Googlewhackblatt? :D

I stand corrected

I just recently bought some extended release melatonin and it works a treat.

Without asking for specific sources, are these over the counter in the uk or do you go via a doctor or one of those slightly dodgy websites?

 

[UnfortunateSquid]

'Snot a controlled substance, supplement websites will provide.

 

[Treacle]

why the hell did I fall out with her.

Probably because despite being filthy, she wouldn't touch your tiny, copper topped pole.

 

[TheSpade]

But she did Treacle, many times.

Doctors can't prescribe you melatonin, some silly British law according to my Doc. Perfectly legal to order it from a website though and use it.

 

[Evad]

WARNING: bath wanks can result in you looking like you've been attacked by spiderman.

 

[UnfortunateSquid]

Watch out for the jellyfish!

 

[WarmRushes]

Thread of the year!!

 

[Aros2k]

needs more questioning of girls lol

 

[koneko]

Aye, get it in your eye and it'll sting like fuck!

Then you'll no be able tae sleep...lol 8)