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climbing the walls/everything you wanted to know about wanking but were afraid to ask

Sexiest masturbation sites on tinterbweb are

NSFW:
http://www.ifeelmyself.com/ and that other one heavenlysomething or other... can't remember but they link to it on the the first one and I can't access either from work so you'll just have to research.

EDIT: It's www.beautifulagony.com - thanks, Cherry :)


Only genuinely erotic (as opposed to just filthy) sites I've ever come across... as it were. Properly sexy... if you like that sort of thing.

Cherry: I agree about the fingernails thing. I've never understood how girls of porn can have such stupidly long fingernails and do the things they do with them. Surely that's major ow-ow? 8o
 
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You're a lucky girl, Cherry. I am envious. I've had to stick to the freebies and the occasional hacked password. The other one is good too - the one where they only film above the waist so you only see the facial reaction and hear the squelching. Does funny things to me that one ;)
 
This thread is gold.

It has however reminded me of my strange friend who keeps a "jizz towel" which lies around on his floor. It's rather wrong actually..... considering I have seen him spit ket drip into it, and on one memorable and very wasted occasion piss into it and throw it out of the window. :D

I think I was permanently disturbed by this! I can still sleep ok though... ;)
 
Man, seriously this guy is a lazy dude... his bog is about 10 metres away from his room n all! He's the kinda guy you unearth mysterious bottles of stuff under desks and hidden away, and when you ask what's in them he says "don't ask" and looks slightly concerned...

I wonder if pills will be produced in future to release the same chemicals as an orgasm, as a sleep aid (for the very idle). =D
 
Ha! That's rather tempting actually, Cherry. The one possible issue I could forsee is if we both happened to log in at the same time - would rather give away what the other was up to :D

Am a bit of a fan though and the occasional Mrs Shambles (real life one) is also very fond so it sounds good to me :)
 
Well......my friend would only assume that it was me logged in. However, I just found out that my mate has not actually paid for it but has some how hacked it and got a month free without paying so t may look a bit suspicious. Bugger!

It was a good idea!
 
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Alas! Alack! Arse! A good idea, but I'm sure other ideas will come along another day. I have quite enough potential masturbatory material as it is really ;)

Also, occasional Mrs Shambles is coming to visit for the weekend so I suspect I will find other ways of releasing the pressure :D
 
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