climbing the walls/everything you wanted to know about wanking but were afraid to ask

[TheSpade]

Shoot yerself in the eye did ye Kate? Bit of a squirter eh? :D

 

[UnfortunateSquid]

The logistics are mind boggling.

 

[TheSpade]

She must have diverted her squirt somehow!

 

[koneko]

You mean you boys have never "accidentally" shot in your lady(boy)friend's eye?

Blinding

...and to think you get pregnant on that stuff

 

[Evad]

accidentally pah, i scoff at accidentally

 

[TheSpade]

Don't worry Kate it's alright to drink it. I've got some here if your thirsty? :D

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

It does sting like nothing else! Proper bloodshot making stuff.

 

[TheSpade]

Treacles a good aim then?

With his little one incher you must need to get really close for there to be impact.

 

[Evad]

NSFW www.pinkeyesurprise.com

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

^^ He's a perfect aim and perfect everything, I've not had a stinging eye yet - not my face anyway.

 

[UnfortunateSquid]

Lol, that's a niche one right there.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Never mind male ejaculation, female ejaculation is something to be proud of!

 

[TheSpade]

And do you squirt?

 

[Shambles]

My ex was a squirty girl. Same one with the explosive diarhhea during anal sex although that incident happened before we were together. Surprised the hell out of me first time she did it. I was a bit taken aback thinking she was pissing in my face. Thought it was perhaps a lil presumptious on her part. Gave me a bit of a rash - rather acidic juice that.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

And do you squirt?

It's great fun. But that's all I'm saying on the matter.

 

[TheSpade]

I take that to mean "Yes usually but since I've been with Treacle not once". :D

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

More like the other way around.Treacle won't kiss and tell though. I'd kill him.

 

[TheSpade]

You mean Treacle squirts? I should hope so.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Well of course.

 

[TheSpade]

I know what you meant.