Buttsex

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

I saved mine for the man i feel madly in love with. Its not like he technically took my virginity because my vagin had already been penetrated but in a way its special because he was the first one i loved enough to give it to. So yes it makes alot of sense to me

Most guys in the pink
Special guys in the stink (y)

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

Weird. Most dildo's have a "base" to stop that happening.

Ah yes, that's an excellent dildo observation. I haven't used one in ages. I prefer a vibrator, not insertion.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Ahh, instead of feeding the beaver, your preference is to smack the cat

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

Ahh, instead of feeding the beaver, your preference is to smack the cat

Where do you come up with this stuff? lol

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Where do you come up with this stuff? lol

Haha, I dunno. I tend to just write whatever crosses my mind and hope to amuse people lol.

 

[CoastTwoCoast]

Haha, I dunno. I tend to just write whatever crosses my mind and hope to amuse people lol.

It works.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

It works.

Aw, thanks :D glad to hear it!

 

[damsel1985]

I am hoping he who gets down on one knee this time at least sees the salutary value in what I have left.

 

[Derschieber]

Most dildo's have a "base" to stop that happening.

Royal Melbourne Hospital Presentation: Foreign body in rectum
AGE: 30 GENDER: Female
Foreign body identified in patient's rectum. (a dildo inserted backwards purposefully) Patient's reason behind the direction of sex toy insertion is because "it's larger that way".

 

[Phobos]

I am hoping he who gets down on one knee this time at least sees the salutary value in what I have left.

I think it is more practical to get down on both knees to properly evaluate what you have preserved.

 

[Derschieber]

Buttsex Antique Collector's Item

 

[Jabberwocky]

Instead of drinking my coffee on public transportation to work, I'm having my daily dersch butt stuff dose

 

[pofacedhoe]

Dersch has an ENDLESS supply of OTT "true" stories he's been "told by gay men".

prob finds these stories turn him on- weird but i'm not here to judge

 

[Lucy20]

Instead of drinking my coffee on public transportation to work, I'm having my daily dersch butt stuff dose

I think a co worker glanced at my phone because now hes giving me odd looks lol

 

[Jabberwocky]

Tell him to get his head out of his ass before dersch posts about it

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

prob finds these stories turn him on- weird but i'm not here to judge

My theory exactly. He spends his days masturbating and googling x-rays of foreign objects stick up peoples bums.

 

[Derschieber]

Anal Coca Cola Bottle
Coke is Life

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Anal Coca Cola Bottle
Coke is Life

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Fucking hell

 

[hyroller]

I think it is more practical to get down on both knees to properly evaluate what you have preserved.

I think he might snap his little finger, so intercourse is going to be a bit of a tangle. lol

 

[Lucy20]

Anal Coca Cola Bottle
Coke is Life

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Im kinda hoping these are all photoshopped