up all night
Bluelight Crew
^ OMG! Welcome back. 
PS Can I borrow your bulberator?
PS Can I borrow your bulberator?
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Bluelight Singles thread "Living without justification" Part 2
- Thread starter BREAKaBEAT
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up all night
Bluelight Crew
Oh of course you're back. Stay this time. 
I need to have another single girls night out.
I need to have another single girls night out.
up all night
Bluelight Crew
^ Ohhh I am single as of yesterday afternoon. Getting dumped by email when you're at work is TOPS! Especially when they use the line, 'You're an incredible person and you deserve someone better."
That is the worst line in the history of breakups. Why don't they just says, 'well you're kinda cool but I would really like to fuck other people.'
That is the worst line in the history of breakups. Why don't they just says, 'well you're kinda cool but I would really like to fuck other people.'
Shnouzerpuff
Bluelighter
u.a.n. - email breakups are deplorable.
The relationship karma wheel will hopefully spin back on that guy.
Sorry to hear about it though yarns.
The relationship karma wheel will hopefully spin back on that guy.
Sorry to hear about it though yarns.
funluvingurl
Bluelighter
Not all people complain and bitch.
star_beats
Bluelighter
up all night said:
let me know if you need a drinking buddy- I'll be there then and there
raverchik
Bluelighter
We need a girls night soon!! to Yarni!
to Yarni!
up all night
Bluelight Crew
The Art of Courtly Love - Andreas Capellanus
1. marriage is no real excuse for not loving.
2. he who is not jealous cannot love.
3. no one can be bound by a double love.
4. it is well known that love is always increasing or decreasing.
5. that which a lover takes against the will of his beloved has no relish.
6. boys do not love until they reach the age of maturity.
7. when one lover dies, a widowhood of two years is required of the survivor.
8. no one should be deprived of love without the very best of reasons.
9. no one can love unless he is propelled by the persuasion of love.
10. love is always a stranger in the home of avarice.
11. it is not proper to love any woman whom one would be ashamed to seek to marry.
12. a true lover does not desire to embrace in love anyone except his beloved.
13. when made public love rarely endures.
14. the easy attainment of love makes it of little value: difficulty of attainment makes it prized.
15. every lover regularly turns pale in the presence of his beloved.
16. when a lover suddenly catches sight of his beloved his heart palpitates.
17. a new love puts an old one to flight.
18. good character alone makes any man worthy of love.
19. if love diminishes, it quickly fails and rarely revives.
20. a man in love is always apprehensive.
21. real jealousy always increases the feeling of love.
22. jealousy increases when one suspects his beloved.
23. he whom the thought of love vexes eats and sleeps very little.
24. every act of a lover ends in the thought of his beloved.
25. a true lover considers nothing good except what he thinks will please his beloved.
26. love can deny nothing to love.
27. a lover can never have enough of the solaces of his beloved.
28. a slight presumption causes a lover to suspect his beloved.
29. man who is vexed by too much passion usually does not love.
30. true lover is constantly and without intermission possessed by the thought of his beloved.
31. nothing forbids one woman being loved by two men or one man by two women.
Agreed? I don't know... love and the thought of love and the clinical dissection of love makes me laugh more than nod my head.
1. marriage is no real excuse for not loving.
2. he who is not jealous cannot love.
3. no one can be bound by a double love.
4. it is well known that love is always increasing or decreasing.
5. that which a lover takes against the will of his beloved has no relish.
6. boys do not love until they reach the age of maturity.
7. when one lover dies, a widowhood of two years is required of the survivor.
8. no one should be deprived of love without the very best of reasons.
9. no one can love unless he is propelled by the persuasion of love.
10. love is always a stranger in the home of avarice.
11. it is not proper to love any woman whom one would be ashamed to seek to marry.
12. a true lover does not desire to embrace in love anyone except his beloved.
13. when made public love rarely endures.
14. the easy attainment of love makes it of little value: difficulty of attainment makes it prized.
15. every lover regularly turns pale in the presence of his beloved.
16. when a lover suddenly catches sight of his beloved his heart palpitates.
17. a new love puts an old one to flight.
18. good character alone makes any man worthy of love.
19. if love diminishes, it quickly fails and rarely revives.
20. a man in love is always apprehensive.
21. real jealousy always increases the feeling of love.
22. jealousy increases when one suspects his beloved.
23. he whom the thought of love vexes eats and sleeps very little.
24. every act of a lover ends in the thought of his beloved.
25. a true lover considers nothing good except what he thinks will please his beloved.
26. love can deny nothing to love.
27. a lover can never have enough of the solaces of his beloved.
28. a slight presumption causes a lover to suspect his beloved.
29. man who is vexed by too much passion usually does not love.
30. true lover is constantly and without intermission possessed by the thought of his beloved.
31. nothing forbids one woman being loved by two men or one man by two women.
Agreed? I don't know... love and the thought of love and the clinical dissection of love makes me laugh more than nod my head.
doofqueen
Bluelighter
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
-Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want
sex? Me neither."
-Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
-Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for
a date on Saturday night."
-Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is
the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
-Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your
dog vacation at the taxidermist."
-Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
-Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
-George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can
fake whole relationships."
-Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's
reading."
-Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch."
-Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks
or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it
is."
-Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to
rip out a m an's genitals through his wallet."
-Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
-Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
place."
-Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing
in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful."
-Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are
reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They
say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
-Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
-Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house."
-Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain
and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-Robin Williams
natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
-Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want
sex? Me neither."
-Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
-Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for
a date on Saturday night."
-Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is
the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
-Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your
dog vacation at the taxidermist."
-Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
-Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
-George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can
fake whole relationships."
-Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's
reading."
-Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch."
-Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks
or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it
is."
-Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to
rip out a m an's genitals through his wallet."
-Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
-Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
place."
-Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing
in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,
where, of course, men are just grateful."
-Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are
reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They
say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
-Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
-Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house."
-Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain
and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-Robin Williams
neverwas
Bluelighter
thats a crack up
*hugs UAN*
i will have a drink for you girls this weekend :D
leec: being stuck in a dead relationship for quite a while can really make one person enjoy being single, or getting good sex elsewhere. i wonder what the point is to committed guys sometimes
![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
to much drugs can really cause sexual damage.but why can the go where ever you want and do what ever you want only happen when you are single you girls just havent met th right guy or girl yet...
:D
ButrosButros_Grantos
Bluelighter
pff being single is great, you have lots of time to pretend to be busy in...
katmeow
Bluelight Crew
If I had a fuckbuddy... life would be sweet.
doofqueen
Bluelighter
Well the guy i was seeing decided it would be a good idea to try and fuck my sister and think i would never find out about it. Why am i always dating the dumbest fucking guys?
First he denied it, then he told me to fuck off and that i was selfish, then he tried to blame my sister, then he tells me he has no time for a relationship (which i never even asked him for or talked about!) , then he proceeds to tell me that i am still special but he has no time for me (after he was the one that chased ME for MONTHS) but he still has time to try and fuck my sister and then says that he will try and see me so he can talk about it.
so he has no time for a relationship, yet has time to try and get my sister into bed but has no time to face up to me as a man to his fuck up!
I'm so fucking over this! and his handle was 'reddoggone' to anyone that didn't know. Not that he will be posting here after my journal entry today! FUCK HIM!
although i did meet a cute boy when i bought my dvd player yesterday, wish i gave him my number, it was so obvious he was fliting with me(even my sister said so - she was with me) , should i call the store and just give it to him? hehehe
I gave him a flyer for a party i will be going to in a few weeks and he said he would go and he did ask me for my name and was making lots of conversation with me.... hmmm
First he denied it, then he told me to fuck off and that i was selfish, then he tried to blame my sister, then he tells me he has no time for a relationship (which i never even asked him for or talked about!) , then he proceeds to tell me that i am still special but he has no time for me (after he was the one that chased ME for MONTHS) but he still has time to try and fuck my sister and then says that he will try and see me so he can talk about it.
so he has no time for a relationship, yet has time to try and get my sister into bed but has no time to face up to me as a man to his fuck up!
I'm so fucking over this! and his handle was 'reddoggone' to anyone that didn't know. Not that he will be posting here after my journal entry today! FUCK HIM!
although i did meet a cute boy when i bought my dvd player yesterday, wish i gave him my number, it was so obvious he was fliting with me(even my sister said so - she was with me) , should i call the store and just give it to him?
heheheI gave him a flyer for a party i will be going to in a few weeks and he said he would go and he did ask me for my name and was making lots of conversation with me.... hmmm
ozbreaker
Bluelighter
ooh.. poor you syl *hugs* 