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Bluelight Singles - from begining to end! don't we love the merge feature!

A negative attitude towards anything is wrong - especially if its about yourself
How can u appreciate anyone else if u are u have negative appreciation about urself??
And as for being single - story of 90% of my life - and to tell u the truth - i do almost 99% of the time prefer being single.........
I have brilliant friends, a beautiful family - I feel loved enough not to need *that* person rite now.
 
Bluelight Singles - Part 6 - "When good lube turns bad"

Pleo is being a bitch so I've gotta do all the work of closing old threads that're too big and starting new ones like this...
But that's ok, that's what I'm here for... *big cheesy grin*
...So... Who wants to be my fuck buddy? :D
*runs off laughing*
{disclaimer: This is not permission to run amouk in this thread again, so don't try it...}
[ 05 March 2002: Message edited by: Tarsarlan ]
 
I kinda agree with Chem... But I'm not so negative about it anymore... I'm sure I'll find someone eventually, but I'm damn fussy so it's not gonna be easy... The fact that I met two girls last year who i'd have happily got together with means that there is hope...
And now we bring a close to another enthrawling episode of Bluelight Singles, please stay tuned for the next series, "When good lube turns bad"
 
Oh god...the threads are multiplying!!!
Can I just say (refering to the title) OLIVE OIL is way more fun!!!
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
 
Originally posted by BUNKUM_BUNNY:
Oh god...the threads are multiplying!!!
Well at least the threads are getting some... :(
hehehe Oh come on, don't look at me like that, that was funny!
Hmm, its damn hard to get other to be serious if I can't do so myself hey? ;)
Click to expand...
 
Whose the pillow muncher in this equation?
Bunkum Bunny olive oil has way too much fat, you don't wanna the penis to end up with choada penis syndrome, try polyunsaturated canola it's much healthier for the penis' cholesterol ;)
Anybody used slightly warmed custard? Feels good and chicks love it!
Multiplying threads? God no these jumpy fuckin threads will devour us all!
 
hahah bunkum_bunny... olive oil you say...
i'm still lurking here, my departure is impending though. rest assured, i'll resist change as best i can... without ruining anything that is.
fuck buddies suck! they go and get boy friends and tell 'em they aren't gonna be seeing ya anymore... damn ;)
 
I am going to a party this weekend and I have my eye on someone.
But I will get to trashed to try anything, and will be back here Monday morning.
 
Ah, sweet singles thread.
So.. can I scam a shag off anyone? -grins at pekkie-
Oh, and re: the topic.. I'd just like to remind all of you people who tasted my lube at Peach that you are SICK, TWISTED FUCKS.
That is all.
[ 06 March 2002: Message edited by: anna! ]
 
/me looks at Tarsy joke *chuckles* wheres ur sense of humour twigs... being the sick desperite people we are...
Sooo who wants to be my date for Two Tribes (melb) ??? anyone??... ewwwooo....
(echo cho ho o)
 
Olive Oil is no good for lubricant people. The oil can weaken the rubber of the condom and makes it easier for it to break. Water based lube all the way. I didn't want to say anything, but it's better than having an unwanted bluelight baby.
*Hands baby to Tarsarlan*
 
Lube is for people without foreskins.....
All that aside, im still here (mind you its only been a week). Im going to 2 tribes on the weekend, the mission being to find someone to snog while im off my guts. Im not sure i rate my chances very high tho, im socially retarded.
all you poeople want to -scam- a shag? i reckon every post in this thread should be made to contain a header:
WANTED: female, age unimportant for casual no strings sex. Must not live in canberra or be butt ugly.
That way no one has to bother with all the innuendo and toeing the water....
C.
(the practical single)
 
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