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Bluelight Singles - from begining to end! don't we love the merge feature!

OMG I knew I shouldn't have mentioned OLIVE OIL look what Ive started!!!!!
-Tabernacle: I don't think it really matteres what oil people use as long as it feels good, they would be lucky enough to get sum off me in the first place!
-Decimal Dan: I think you have discovered something very important...EVERYONE CHECK THE USED BY DATES ON UR LUBE!!! lol
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And you people wonder why i have so many smilies lol!!!!
 
Bwahahahahahaha@Deep Heat
I've never done this and let me tell you it'd be something that'd be etched on your memory for years.
Anyway I'm not here, so what the fuck am I doing posting?
-plaz out-
 
Personally i think tiger balm would be far more destructive! Growl, that would hurt at least it would clear the chicks sinus' when she deep throated the man totem!
 
Shoot me if i ever ask for a root on bluelight.
My theory on this thread is that if we all spent less time posting here and went out and socialised we could close this thread forever...
although... i am posting... so i guess i'm just another bored single! :)
lube is for the weak...
we have foreplay for a reason. ;)
 
But Prom. be careful man.
Sometimes those LARGE members can break.
If you know what I mean.
 
Shoe-horn.. he he. That shits funny muthafucka! Somebody been watching Delirous lately?
"That's not it."
"That's not it."
"Is there some problem baby?"
"Ain't no problem baby, u gotta shoe-horn around here somewhere?"
Anyway i'm going off to practice my fuck faces in front of a mirror ;)
 
Hrm.
Let's get some semblance of normality in here... :P
Still confused by the whole deal, still happy being single though, which is somewhat good.
And Chem, reading your posts in the last thread, hope you are starting to feel a little better... *hugs*
 
don't know about my departure anymore.
girls are idiots! guys are arseholes...
*shrug*
 
*lights up the second metaphorical cigar for the day*
Well, it was a brief stay in this thread, but I am not attached going ohh, about a week. Things are looking good. Thanks goes out the the funky people who replied to my confused ramblings concerning the state I was in a month ago. I hope I don't have to come back here in a long while.
*blows a smoke ring and waltzes off into the red sunset*
 
Apollo: Glad you finally realised sweetie!!!
But i have to say that this saying does not apply to everyone.
Me: I am happily single. I would prefer to be single than just hooking up with anyone for the hell of it. And whats the point of ruining a perfectly good thing by complicating it and making it into something serious??? Its all fun and games until you grow up, and me, i am not ready to grow up just yet, i like acting like a 3 year old just fine thanx!!!
 
*Shrugs*
Life (Or Death) is what you make of it, on your own or together with someone else, you're still going to scream, cry, beg and die at the end of it all.
Moral for the day: Being dead is hell on relationships.
-plaz out-
 
a new thread...a new attitude :)
I was thinking last night that I find it difficult enough to do everything I want to do in my life when I'm single. When you have another person and their interests and friends to consider you just end up missing things out that you want to do yourself.
I'm not ready for that sort of compromise yet. Aaah it feels so much better to be a happy single than a lonely single :)
 
^Ill second that!!! we're all fools, and I take every opportunity to exploit the fact
 
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