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There is only one reason to get married... and of course it is to have children. Its not a love thing anymore its more of a way of telling the state that there are now 2 or more of u... there is no romantacism in marriage anymore... u only do it for that apparant security needed in establishing a family... no my kid aint no bastard but my husband is. :)
 
Originally posted by BopGirl:
Old thread is getting quite laaaarge :)
Plus, I wanted to start a thread :)
I just want to say, I wish I could read guy's minds, it would make life soooo much easier :)
Reading guys minds Lesson 1:
Me want drugs
Me want dance
Me want sex
Me want sleep
Stay tuned for lesson 2 :P
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*czzzzzzzzt* Aisle Four, Aisle Four, can we get a price check on Soulmates? *czzzzzt*
Sorry madam, it looks like we're out of Soulmates, can we help you with anything else? No? Drive through, have a nice day.
I'm going to be a nasty evil chauvanist pig here, and quote American Psycho, TWICE! ;)
"The perfect woman consists of a chick with a little hard body who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut"
"When I see a pretty girl on the street, I think two things, one part of me wants to take her out, treat her right, be real nice to her, and the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick"
-plaz out-
 
I think it's possible to have different soulmates in your life...for the different stages in your life.
Having one soul mate your whole life would require them to grow and change in exactly the same direction as you do...and that's almost impossible.
 
SteveElektro - looking forward to Lesson Number 2 :) Not sure if I can handle it, but willing to learn :P
babu - will you be my soulmate *smooch*
 
Originally posted by BopGirl:
I just want to say, I wish I could read guy's minds, it would make life soooo much easier :)
Excepts of SDB's thoughts: (Each dash is a train of thought)
-Goddamn I feel like a beer
-I bet I know what that chicks nipples look like... I hope I find out if I'm right some day... oooh... the light's turned green...
-Should I get a Tooheys Old or a Coopers Pale... Jeez that girl is wearing tight pants, I wonder how she got them on... I wonder how she takes them off...
-Melbourne chicks are so cool... Come to think of it I think the bodies are around the same but *my lord* they have so much *FUNK* when they select their clothes...
-Choice, the Pretender is on!.. I reckon I could be Jarod... I wonder if he's ever pretended to be a pimp...
-My date's hair look really nice, I should probably tell her about how I feel... Crap, what is the time... I'm missing the new simpsons... vocal:"I'm really sorry but I've got an 8:00am start tomorrow at uni and have to get a good sleep"...
-vocal: "Thats really interesting... how long were you in London"... Pft everyone has the same story from london, why didn't she go to peru and visit the aztec ruins instead... vocal: "ooh... my beer is finished, I must find another..."... forget her... I'm playing the pokies
-(walk into a club where the DJ is playing house)... Jeez house is crap and the house lovers are ugly... vocal:"Hey Billy. I wish I could stay but I promised 'Toby' that I'd go to The Chinese Laundry"... Hey Billy. I wish that you wouldn't be annoyed by me going to a 'good club' as opposed to a 'crap club'
-Goddamn the chick on that DVD cover isn't wearing much... That means it'll be such a crap movie... vocal: "Lets get out Starship Troopers again!"
-Jeebus christ that girl has enormous jubblies... She's using glow-stix in an unproffesional manner... The girl beside her is wearing such PHAT pants, she is much more attractive...
-This so called 'breaks DJ' is just playing house/tek disguised as breaks... I will *never*!EVER! bother seeing him again...
[ 11 March 2003: Message edited by: SupaDiscoBreaka ]
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hmmm this ones about soulmates huh? wasnt the last one about fuck buddies? what a jump! :P is there supposed to be a connection there of some kind? :\
i never really believed in soulmates and then i went to believing that there were different soulmates for different parts of ur lives and then when i met mr x i thought i actually did find my soulmate...for real...never really thought any part of me was missing till i met him etc but then again soulmates are supposed to be willing to put in the time and effort into ur relationship yeah?
so i guess he wasnt the one *sigh* i wonder if there is one or lots out there for me or none at all....*ponders*
 
personally I don't like to share the view that some have about there being that 1 person out there that is my soulmate.
I have found a soulmate who I am staying with, but I still have to work on this relationship... it does not become a given. I think that out of all the people in the world, there must be others that i would get along as well with as I do with Mirage- we just happent to have chosen each other.
Thats the other thing. Both people have to decide that they want to be together. what if you find the person you think is your soul mate and they decide they don't want to be with you?? You don't just give up.. you find another person you think is your soulmate.
Maybe there is only one person for everyone... but I like to think that if one thinks like that they might give up on happiness to easily, rather than keep going after one soulmate might fail.
 
How to read a chick's mind - Lesson 1
1. Does my bum look big in this? *He better say no!*
2. No honey, I'm exhausted!
3. I wish he'd help more around the house!
4. No honey, I've got a headache
5. Shopping
6. No honey, it's that time of the month!
7. Bitch about new neighbours
8. No honey, the kids are awake!
9. New cleo is out!
10. Baby, we're home alone ... do you wanna ???
 
never really thought any part of me was missing till i met him etc but then again soulmates are supposed to be willing to put in the time and effort into ur relationship yeah?
that's the first mistake made when you think you have any missing elements till you meet so-and-so. we are all 'wholes' whilst the other person 'enhances' our whole. when things don't work out - hence the feeling of loss etc :\
and not every soulmate (if they do exist) are willing to put in time and effort. some actually require one party to do all the work - so is he/she really your soulmate or just someone who's in for the ride?
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BopGirl are you a feminist!!!!God No!
'How to read a girls mind...
1. if shes not very pissed she wants you to buy her a drink.
2. if shes moderately pissed and u arn't cracking onto her shes imagining fuking you *on* the bar.
3. if shes very pissed and you *are* cracking onto her she wants to punch you in the face, and probably will soon.
 
When i go out where there are many girls around I find that all my thoughts exhaust me both physically and emotionally.... Too many possibilities, too many unlikely scenarios.
Spending all day at uni looking at beautiful women is exhauting. Its too exhausting. It is easier talking to, gazing upon and spending all of your time with the ONE MOST beautiful girl. Now thats what I want. ;)
 
plazma's insight into his experience with interactions between his mind and the female mind (As demonstrated by BopGirl)
1. Does my bum look big in this? *He better say no!*
Honey, if yo ass looks big, I'm gonna tell you the truth, it looks big. But more importantly than whether it looks big, is whether I LIKE IT, if I like it, the size don't matter. If I didn't like it, then you probably wouldn't have hung around me long enough for you to ask me whether I thought yo ass looked big in what you're wearing. ;)
2. No honey, I'm exhausted!
Hey, guys get tired too, the difference is, we make the effort in terms of getting laid. And, unless you're one of those fanatical 'woman on top' types, then odds are, I'm doing most of the work, so I mean, meet me halfway here!
3. I wish he'd help more around the house!
I'm actually one of those guys who does know how to cook more than fried eggs, secondly, I know the precise way that a scrubbing brush should interact with the pan, in order for them to result in a solution known as 'clean'. ;)
4. No honey, I've got a headache
Headache schmeadake, sex IS the best painkiller there is, and even if it isn't, it should work along the lines of smacking yourself on the toe to cure toothache, sure it won't stop the pain, but it'll stop you thinking about it. Right?
On that note, I'd like to relay a joke.
Mr Jones gets home from the pub, pissed as fuck, and his wife wakes up to him cramming panadol into her mouth. She spits them out and screams.
Mrs Jones - "what the FUCK do you think you're doing?"
Mr Jones - "Don't you have a headache?"
Mrs Jones - "No I bloody well don't!"
Mr Jones - "Great, let's fuck!"
:D
5. Shopping
I like shopping, its just that my credit card is a shy, retiring little thing, and does not always perform on demand. If you can't deal with it, lump it. ;)
6. No honey, it's that time of the month!
To quote raverdave - "Wade through mud, fuck through blood". And if that grosses you out, then why is anal so socially acceptable? ;)
7. Bitch about new neighbours
I HATE TV!
8. No honey, the kids are awake!
See *Contraception. ;)
9. New cleo is out!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
10. Baby, we're home alone ... do you wanna ???
Please baby, please, say "fuck" and you'll have all the oral sex you can handle!!!! ;)
Anyway, reading through that explains the vast majority of my incompatibility with the female of the species. ;)
-plaz out-
 
Since Plaz seems to like disgusting lines (of words, probably of other stuff too), I'm going to pass one on.
There's a friend of mine, crude bastard, and one of his favorite sayings is "Every hole's a goal". Of course, he's never had sex with another guy or had to decide whether or not to have sex with a post-op transexual. Hypocrite won't practice what he preaches.
Some holes are own goals.
 
I think it's possible to have different soulmates in your life...for the different stages in your life.
Having one soul mate your whole life would require them to grow and change in exactly the same direction as you do...and that's almost impossible.
i think that this comment hits it right on the head. it can be said in so many more ways, but realisitically this is it.
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Interesting, remind me to check this thread out more often.. I don't have the opportunity to read it as much as i used to (work has blocked all unsavoury sites & BL is one of them). This thread moves so fast I sometimes miss entire conversations & discussions. It is also like a fine wine, and has improved with age.
 
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