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Best Excuse to tell Authorities Of Why You're In Da Hood...

Only speaking from a new Jersey perspective here..I wouldn't ease my time going to The "hoods" in NJ Paterson Camden Newark Trenton etc... most ofnthe.dope.is crap not worth the risk I get fire delivered to my house every day I will even make NY asbury connect come.to me but I guess I'm a bit spoiled in that sense. I git pulled over once in Newark and the police didn't even ask why I was there it was just hands up get out of the car and tore my car apart I wasn't even their to cop. For me anytime I have gotten stopped I never was given a chance to explain my reason it's always get against the car and tell.me now if I'm gonna get poked by anything in your pockets. So I.don't risk.it.but I like that whole I'm looking for a relative who has been using and is missing that's a decent one. But hey I live on the shore and get fire to my house everyday
 
And from a harm reduction perspective if your new to this game DO NOT attempt to go into a bad neighborhood if you have never done it before if you must go it is suggested you do so with a veteran who knows what their doing first timers are a dead give away not.only to police but also to the stick.up kids and the junkies posing as dealers waiting for just the right person such as yourself.to come through. Please do not take these post as a guide to copping.in the Hood if you have never done it. Like I said.you you must do it ho with a veteran who knows the area and can keep a cool face around the PO PO


....if God made a drug better than heroin he kept it for himself
 
Lol it's easy for me because I'm not full white... so I doubt a Philly police officer would even question it. To be honest I don't think most cops around here would unless they saw you doing something suspicious or actually even saw the drug deal go down. All I suggest is don't do something to get yourself questioned. Don't drive somewhere without a gps...pretend to know the area. Don't drive around the same area clueless... also don't dress to impress. I mean people in the inner cities dress nice too but dont go there wearing Hollister or the likes lol.... even though Hollister isn't good looking Imo but if you're white already...lol you get it. Other than that if you happened to be stopped act calm and make sure to have a destination in mind to act confused about getting to haha.
 
because i fucking live here! straight out the suburbs, richez 2 ragz. no. but really. i live in maybe the second or third worst part of the city. it isn't prostituteville, but it's still about ten minutes walking distance away from a street that is mentioned a lot on the local news (or at least was when my parents watched it years ago, i assume it still is). when my roommate and i lived on the actual infamous street, two separate shootings occured outside the building in the 5 month span we were there. i had cops question me once while i was walking home from the store. i was a bit tipsy but that was the only thing. apparently my mini skirt and boots could have made me look like a hooker. i don't know. they didn't really have any cause though beyond i was young and white and looked sexual. i was walking home once and a white guy in an SUV offered to give me a ride, like a concerned citizen or sthng. no thanks, mr. serial killer demographic.
 
My last one wasn't so bad, though it can be hard to lie to the police when you're put on the spot and they just don't believe you. I was picked up in the semi-hood, nothing like in America, but with mostly immigrants and a lot of crime and heavy police presence. My immediate response was that I'd been to a job interview in a kindergarden outside the city. This actually took place once upon a time so it was an easy lie and there was some truth in it, and I wasn't struggling trying to come up with something. Wonder if they still believed me though. Sure they thought something else was up as well. Probably looking dodgy, with klonopins in my underwear.

Wait, that was the excuse for what I was doing in a city so far from home. When they asked what I was upto I told them the actual truth, that I was looking for the police station to report a robbery and had been misled there by a guy who they saw running away when they pulled off. Nice to actually have a valid excuse for what I was doing THERE at least. But they probably suspected some drug-seeking going on.

Also, what really sucks is they have cleaned up the city so well. The whole area around the train station used to be swarming with users, dealers, and buyers at all times (like Berlin zoo). They were so resigned they'd just given up on it. In a way, it was a terrible sight, but at least you had tons of opportunities to score. Now the only official place for it is in a street a bit further up where only a handful will show up at any time as it's so heavily surveilled police officers will show up every five minutes. So you can just pop in and out and swarm around and there's little time and limited options to find someone decent.

And what kind of excuse can you give for being seen in a street where only prostitutes, dealers, and their prospective buyers go? When I was approached by an officer said I was looking for someone who could help me find the guy who robbed me (partly true) but he said I'd been spotted several times by now and to get out.

I guess the only thing you can say is you're looking for a friend/relative/boyfriend. Well, probably not boyfriend as that would most likely make you a user by association.
 
MACstar said:
Officer: What are you doing in this area? Where are you coming from? You know this is a drug neighborhood. So why don't you tell me why your drivin around here at 2:00 AM.

Me: Well sir, you better get used to seeing me around here. Because I am probably going to be here tomorrow night, and the next night, and the night after that. My brother has been getting back into doing dope and I am just trying to find out where he is at. God forbid he should die in one of these crack houses, I at least want to be able know where he is at so I can bury him.

This has torn my family to shreds, and I can't take it anymore. I need to find my brother and get him the fuck out of this hell hole.

Officer: Hmmm, well. What drugs is he doing?

Me: Heroin and Crack.

Officer: Well, the H is on Ave. P and S. And the Crack is usually right down here(pointing)
Good luck.

Me: *wiping away the tears*

try it. it works.
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This is class
 
^I'll have to remember that one.

I'm always terrified this is going to happen, which is an awful fear when you're experiencing it multiple times a week in some cases. Cops aren't stupid. You're white and in a predominately (if not entirely) ethnic area. If you're not a resident, there's a good chance, unless you happen to have caught this cop on an especially good day, you're in for a very awkward conversation.
 
Most of the shit in this thread isn't going to work.
Cops always hear those lame ass excuses. "Oh, I'm lost." "Oh, I'm looking for such and such"
I've been pulled over plenty of times and used them all. It doesn't work.
Your best bet is to be honest with the cop and hopefully have some extra cash to show them so they don't think you already copped.
 
I was with a friend in the seediest section of town and he got stopped. We had the story already in place. "My sister is a junkie and prostituting herself and I need to find her so we can take her to rehab" He asked her name, our ID's and shit. Went back to his car for a few minutes. Came back and told us this was a very dangerous neighborhood, wished me luck and let us go. Maybe he checked her rap sheet and believed us.
 
Magic_Hobo said:
I'm white, and i've been stopped walking through the hood at night several times. The officers felt retarded when i showed them my liscense and my address showed that i lived there.

However, my days of having to go to the hood to get my drugs are over. Even more fortunately, my days of living in the hood are also over.
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AMEN my friend, I lived in detroit, people are getting killed in record numbers and I'm walking to the gas station and I see a black narcotics squad car. They roll past then make a U-turn, THey then proceeed to jump out of their car (there was 5 of them 3 black 2 white) "what are dope house did you just come out of? I was like I'm walkiing to the gas station to get food, I live 2 blocks away, they grilled me and told me I was a junkie, that if I didn't tell them where I copped they were gonna take me into the alley and have their way with me I.E>beat and rape me(i'm a man but detroit narcotics squad is notorios for raping people), then they ran my name and said if you have any warrents your going to jail and you can get sick in there, I kept telling my address and where I live, I said you can drive me too my house and drop me off, Its the one third from the corner , with an ABANDONED BOAT IN THE DRIVE WAY NEXTDOOR(no joke we woke up one morning and there was a boat dilapitated old fishing boat sitting an a trailer in the driveway nextdoor), finally they made me repeat my address again and realised I had no warrents or dope or needles on me so they let me go!fuckin bastards, I seen "my boy" drive right by while they were fuckin with me, when I called him back he's like "naw man the neighborhood to hot this morning call me later"fuuuuuuuck stupid pigs but at least they just didn't beat my ass or rape me or take me to 9th precinct. damn I was lucky that day, but no wonder the murder rate is so insane(we heard gunshots damn near everyday and night, never a popo siren afterward)some guy got shot 12 times at like noon one day, 2 blocks over. Detroit has some nice neighborhoods, but this wasnt one of them and it was only 2-3 blocks into the actually city of detroit(eastside), theres an imaginary line white people go over here blacks over there and the change in scenery is drastic, we were surrounded by abandoned houses, but no wonder all these murders, and the cops just wanna bust junkies not doing shit...crazy crazy place sooooooooo glad i'm out of that hell hole.
 
lol hopefully this thread doesn't get shut down for me bringing it back up.
Figured I'd post in here instead of making a new thread..

But.. 9 pages and only 1-2 good excuses in here, damn!

I usually just tell the cops I'm there to buy some bud. After a bit of hastle and not finding shit, they end up letting me go.
 
JunkieDays said:
Most of the shit in this thread isn't going to work.
Cops always hear those lame ass excuses. "Oh, I'm lost." "Oh, I'm looking for such and such"
I've been pulled over plenty of times and used them all. It doesn't work.
Your best bet is to be honest with the cop and hopefully have some extra cash to show them so they don't think you already copped.
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Sorry dude but they do work, unless you look like a straight up junkie of course they wont work.

I was pulled over several months ago in CPT and told them I had an appt to look at an available apartment but my phone screen is broken so gps isnt visible and showed him my broken phone. He asked where i worked, i told him im in college and he saw my books and parking permit as proof anf also i had an apartment finder catalog. He even gps'd the address on his phone! I used an address of someone in the hood I knew. He gave me directions and let me go. To top it off, I didnt have a license either and he told me to go to dmv tomorrow. I told him i didnt realize this was a bad neighborhood i had never been here before just saw the af and decided to check it out cos it was cheap rent. He told me itd be best to find a room somewhere else haha.

If we all go in the hood sick and junkie looking, no excuse will work.
 
Craigslist deal, your planning on buying a cell phone(give them a model of the phone and everything so you can back your story up more if you choose to) or mp3 player from someone. They cant say shit about it.
 
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