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Best Excuse to tell Authorities Of Why You're In Da Hood...

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PGHSTEELERBOI

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just thought it'd be funny to hear some of the excuses people have used when either pulled over before in a bad area or have used to get out of trouble, etc..
 
heres some ive heard....


"my friend lives on this street"

"oh i'm waiting for my [insert name here --> g/f, b/f, mom, dad, cousin, friend, etc]"

"i'm lost"

"my car was: smoking, ran out of gas, stalled out, overheating, making noise, light came on said service engine, etc."

then theres more passive-aggressive approaches....
"i got a license and i don't have anythin on me and i aint doin anythin wrong, WTF u pull me over for? this is bullshit! "

"no u cant search this car im callin my lawyer this is bogus/bullshit, u have no right, i did nothing wrong"

"this is racist! its cuz im white/mexican/whatever in an all black neighborhood!"
 
" They got some Great CHICKEN in the hood my man, these guys sure know their chicken.

Would you like a menu officer... "

plus it gives you reason to get out of the car and bullshit with people inside/outside in the hood
 
"Officer, thank god you pulled me over. I made a wrong turn off the parkway and am scared shitless. Can you please escort me to the nearest exit?"
 
" I'm looking for my dog ` Have you seen a golden retreiver around here recently? "
 
"I'm seeing a friend." Or even better, "That's none of your business, officer."

I've used both excuses a few times. :)
 
Tommyboy723 said:
"Officer, thank god you pulled me over. I made a wrong turn off the parkway and am scared shitless. Can you please escort me to the nearest exit?"
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I've used this one, especially with an out of state license. Perfect.
 
The alcohol is cheaper here. LOL. Pair that with Unbreakable's fried chicken for a winner.
 
I like the "I am lost" reply. Pick a landmark that is maybe 1/2 mile from the hood and then the excuse even has more credibility, "I'm lost, I am trying to get to xyz museum..."

Since these guys in the hood don't seem to have cars and never seem to leave the hood I always go down there. No problem so far.
 
" i had to pull off at this exit it was the last exit b4 the bridge!"
or "car troubles"
or "i got lost im meeting my friend who goes to Rutgers/Temple University and im lost, can you please give me directions back to the highway officer?"
 
I'm white, and i've been stopped walking through the hood at night several times. The officers felt retarded when i showed them my liscense and my address showed that i lived there.

However, my days of having to go to the hood to get my drugs are over. Even more fortunately, my days of living in the hood are also over.
 
how about "fuck off, I don't have to answer your questions just because I am in a certain neighbourhood."
 
toa$t said:
how about "fuck off, I don't have to answer your questions just because I am in a certain neighbourhood."
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that is when the officer find drugs in your car or on you even if you never touched a drug in your life
 
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