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are you happy with your genitals?? HONESTLY

Are you happy with your genitals?

  • Yes

    Votes: 189 70.8%

  • No

    Votes: 26 9.7%

  • I am undecided

    Votes: 23 8.6%

  • I would like to have my genitals altered in some way

    Votes: 29 10.9%
  • Total voters
    267
  • Poll closed .
"Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared."

or

"Length times girth over angle of the shaft divided by mass over width."

I'm not that happy with my flaccid girth, but my balls + erection size are awesome.
 
rant*N*rave said:
No. And the shame of it is that I never felt that way until I watched porn. I feel even worse now knowing that an entire conference on labiaplasty and female genital plastic surgery was attended by 96% male doctors. Apparently I'm ugly because my labia minora stick out, and men would rather butcher me than look at it.
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Rant, I'm so sorry you feel that way. IMO large labia minora are FUCKING AWESOME!!!! They're beautiful and oh so fun to play with. If you'd like I could direct you to some photos that highlight their beauty, so you can see I'm not alone in my adoration.
 
I agree with Shakti. Unless it's actually causing you physical pain that you can't rectify without resorting to surgery, I really don't see why you should cater to these rather prudish men, and their so called ideas about female sexuality.

Personally, I find large labia very attractive. Infinitely more so, in fact, to just a bare mound. To see those lips sticking out... I just can't describe how incredibly stunning that is.
 
As far as my genitals, I don't mind my "lady bits" as some have called them. I hate shaving all the time, but I'm hesitant to get the hair laser removed, because I think I look like a 10 year old without hair, but too much isn't good either. I'd like a few piercings down there- a clit ring, and maybe a labia corset too, but my boyfriend forbids it. I guess itd be wierd for a guy to feel metal righs clinking around his junk during sex. Body wise, I'd like to be more toned with smaller thighs. That's the worst thing for me. When I sit down, it's like they just squishe out and look huge, even though I only weigh 110. I hate the way my B cup chest looks in a bikini, and am planning on coughing up a hundred bucks for a push-up bikini. My boyfriend prefers the way I look without a bra, but i can't stand to go out in public like that- being wihtout a good bra literally cuts my self confidence in half.
 
I used to hate my penis lol.... I also used to loathe every other part of myself with a firey burning passion that would only be satiated by tons of porn and weed.... Then I came back down to earth, busted a few nuts on a handful of fine looking bitches.... Nowadays I'm completely content sexually, confident even. I've seen heard and felt the female orgasm up close finally and it's fucking beautiful. Yes, I am quite happy with my genitalia :)
 
i'm happy with any chest a woman has, i like small breasts, medium sized breasts, and big breasts aswell. the size of a women's breasts don't bother me, it's what's inside her that counts. i don't like fake breasts though i think they look ridiculous, everything should be natural. i was born with a decent sized penis, so i can't complain there. but i feel for men who are born with really small penises, i bet they dread getting undressed in front of women.
 
Yes, it's about 7.5 inch long and 5 around. I would like to trade half an inch of length for half an inch of circumference, but I'm happy as I am.
 
Oh, and ALL tits on women under the age of 40 are AMAZING! Many of those above the age of 40 are amazing too.
 
but i feel for men who are born with really small penises, i bet they dread getting undressed in front of women.
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I've always had a very small penis and yes, it is always a bit of a worry that first time you get your kit off. You do learn to live with it though and most women aren't going to mention it straight away to you anyway.
 
I think penises look weird, and feel weird to be hanging between my legs. It's just odd IMHO. A fleshy protuberance that is very vulnerable, and gets in the way all the time. Having a vagina probably is easier in some respects but they ate supposedly high maintenance organs.

Does anyone think penises look angry when they are stiff, mine does.

Why do girls like penises and sacks, they are horrible, if I was a girl I'd be a lesbian.

I don't like masturbating much because I have to touch my penis, pulling off a penis is a bit gay IMO.
 
It's not nice being larger than average... I'm 7" right beyond the bellcurve, and thicker than most girls I've fucked wrists. The first and probably worst thing is having to buy condoms... the normal ones don't fit me. and buying larger ones makes everyone think you're a conceited douche. Thank god the GSA at my school carries large stock, though lately they've been sheep skin ones.... which I just do not want to try.

A list of other grievances.
I've never been finished off by a girl because I've yet to meet one that can handle it long enough.
I've destroyed nice sessions by getting to excited and punching the cervix, and one is all it takes to end it.
I've been denied entry for being to large.
Chicks don't like to go down on something that large. I don't blame them.
When they fucking do it's usually all scrape-skrapey. Having teeth racked over your cock hurts like a bitch.
all but one girl I've met would/could "throat" the damn thing.

I hope perhaps as I get older and the women around me do to It might not be such a problem. Or maybe I should just start going for chicks that are bigger than 5'4" /( "^.^)

idk, message to everyone. Be happy you're average. if you're below... well sorry, wish I could help.
 
CoffeeDrinker said:
Wouldn't average make evolutionary (and therefore social etc.) sense? You sir just gave me an insight. Thanks.
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In ancient greek society having a small penis was considered ideal
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you also have Priapus god of fertility, but his worship was taboo and cult activity. and usually associated with plebeians, evil, rape and... Gardens? by protecting them haha by threatening to rape people who steal from the gardens.
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hiphophippy said:
In ancient greek society having a small penis was considered ideal
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WAS?

In modern MY society, having a small penis IS considered ideal!!

fits better in my mouth, fits better in my butt, and does not bruise my cervix. Small penor ftw.
 
ugly said:
WAS?

In modern MY society, having a small penis IS considered ideal!!

fits better in my mouth, fits better in my butt, and does not bruise my cervix. Small penor ftw.
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Maybe it's your genitals that need to be bigger ;)
 
Draugen said:
Maybe it's your genitals that need to be bigger ;)
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LOL! MAYbe but I'm not convinced.

I know men with large and extra large penii. They are proud men and enjoy showing their junk. They love their own junk and believe bigger is better.

STU. pid.
 
Ive always been told my vagina looks very nice but not to me. Im white and i have the vagina of a hispanic woman. Lol.
 
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