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annoying sayings from drug users

"What? You really think they should legalise ALL drugs? Even heroin?!?"
"Aren't you scared that you'll never... come back?"

The first being said by a dude who'd been drinking. The second by some mephedrone loving guy from college when he was asking me about magic mushrooms.
 
For weed (whenever im buying off my guy who sells regular weed . not exotic) ...

Dealer - 'trust me man , this shit is boooom. look at all the red hairs on it and shit ".. blah blah bleh blah bleh

Custy - 'Whatever man . Just give me my drugs"

usually turns out to be regular m39 strain
 
"the feel of the steel"

hands down. i fucking hate it! i use needles some and its fucking disgusting to me, glorifying the process is just lame. needle fetishes arent cool! and they kill people!
 
"what, wait was I saying?"
stoners with horrible short term memory

*clack, shaaalck* STAY THE FUCK OTTA MY ROOM!
5 days of meth and Remington 870...I love my friends, but holy jesus the stupidy gets to me now and then.
 
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"These are MDMA man!!"

When in fact the pills are fucking 2C-B!! :X
(Not that I don't like 2C-B, but know your shit for god's sake!!)
 
This used to happen to me a lot, when I really didn't know much about drugs:
Friend: here, try some of this bud.
Me: no thanks man, I'm already feeling pretty good
Friend: dude, one toke. It's not even that strong. It's just a little bit of the mech I bought
Me: alright whatever I'll have some.
*I toke*
*friend giggles*
10 minutes later, I'm higher than suit and paranoid as fuck. Told me it was mech, turns out it was Kush. And my tolerance at the time was rather low so I was retarded high which I hate.


I also hate ED trolls....the ones that go in and pretend to know what they're talking about. Everything they say pisses me off.
 
Bump, but with a good story

So last night, my friend had brought this guy along to a party, and i was outside rolling a ciggie while they were talking. rough transcription to follow

Female: Yeah, I don't really like smoking weed anymore. I just always get paranoid and anxious.
Male: Well maybe it's the type of weed you are smoking.
at this point, i kinda nod my head, cause yeah, varietal differences exist
M: Like, if the weed was grown by someone who is paranoid and anxious, then the weed will make you paranoid and anxious. But if you get it from someone who is happy and loves life, then it will make you happy and love life.
F: That makes sense.
M:Unfortunately, most people who grow weed are paranoid and anxious, because it's illegal, so most weed will make you that way.

at that point i abandon my cigarette and go back inside to cry for our generation
 
"weed is actually good for your body and used as a medication"
well its used as a medication but i was so embarassed when a friend of mine told the mum of another friend that weed was so good for everyone because its so healthy and shit, sounding like a pseudo rasta-intelligent jerk
 
We had these pills going around that were blue bumble bee's. Everyone was telling me they had acid in them, so I tried a couple. I hallucinated like crazy but it was absolutely positively NOT acid. It ended in a few hours and had almost no mind fuck to it what-so-ever. You have no idea how many times I'd be talking to someone and they'd be like "Yeah, I've done acid" and I'd reply with "Oh yeah, it's rare around here what was on the blotter?" And they're like "It was blue bumble bee pills". Makes me sooo fucking mad. Just cause you hallucinate doesn't mean you're tripping on acid for fuck sakes.

Also, acid dipped mushrooms. What the fuck is that bullshit?
 
My friend: When you take mushrooms, you can feel them poisoning you.
Me: That's not true, psilocin has very low toxicity at an active dose.
My friend: Nah, you can feel it.

My friend: Yeah, it's narrow minded, people who think coke and crack are the same thing.
Me: It's exactly the same thing! One's the salt, one's the freebase. Pharmacologically, chemically, they're exactly the same thing. A proton makes no difference.
My friend: You're narrow minded.
 
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