annoying sayings from drug users

[Keaton]

"I only take natural drugs."
"These pills are heroin/cocaine/acid based"
"Mushrooms are poisonous and the high is caused by brain cells being killed."
"Double stacked, triple stacked, gold star quadruple stacked."

Those ones are fucking irritating. Kids are always saying shit like that around here. And whenever they do I interrupt them immediately and slap them with some knowledge.

 

[IvvySaid]

Ugh, for some reason I hate hearing the following, and similar quotes and phrases....

"Woooo! Yeah! This is gonna be so SIIIIIICK!"

"You said we were gonna split that 50/50, you took waaay more." (I might be guilty of using this one a time or two.)

"HOOK IT UP!"

"LETS GET FUCKED UP!!"

Also an annoying thing that drug dealers say...
You: "Dude, is this the same shit as last time, that stuff was sooo good."
Dealer: "Yeah, bro. Same shit."

Then you get home and realize you just did 3 lines of baby laxative w/ a little PROcaine. No wonder you didn't get a bell ringer...

 

[christiger]

I hate stoners using various codewords like I don't know that you're talking about weed.

Reggie and dodo are the WORST.

Plus stoners who toke 3x a day 25+ days a month talking shit about using 2g cocaine two weekends a month.

 

[The_Jesus]

"I'm so wasted"

god that one anoys me

It's not so much annoying as it is disturbing.
In a way its implying that you're "wasting" your brain in an incredibly negative manner.... or at least thats the way I interpret it.

 

[childsplay666]

ive been to a few detoxes and these kids come in talking about "ahh im kicking so hard" and you ask them how much dope they have been using and they say 3 bags a day.. are you fucking kidding me?!?!!? go cry about it you big baby, im doing 35 bags a day of good shit and im not complaining..

 

[maxalfie]

^I think it was a joke, based on the myth that you can't get pregnant if you do it standing up.

Yes mate, that's exactly what I meant. Didn't think it would need explaining though. Still I guess sometimes it doesn't always come across as intended when in text.

 

[comatoserct]

ive been to a few detoxes and these kids come in talking about "ahh im kicking so hard" and you ask them how much dope they have been using and they say 3 bags a day.. are you fucking kidding me?!?!!? go cry about it you big baby, im doing 35 bags a day of good shit and im not complaining..

yeah, seriously. when I went to rehab my parents couldn't afford the hospitalization in-patient ($1000 a day) so I immediately got put in the regular program, no suboxone, nothing (this was a cold turkey quit from doing 2-2.5g a day for 2 1/2 years).

some guy comes in on suboxone from using like .5g a day for like 45 days and complains about his W/D.

I also hated the guys that came in saying they were doing like 600-800mg oxy a day. That's obviously bullshit

 

[MarkoPolo]

Aaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaarhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghgggggggggggggggggg what the fuck man you dropped my last peice of hash.

 

[Quittin The Cult]

"These pills are heroin/cocaine/acid based"

This one has always bothered me. I've had countless people say this to me. I always try to correct them, but they always insist that it's possible and that it certainly happened to them.

 

[killermunchies]

"If the police catch you with more than three rolls, you'll be charged with manslaughter."

"Dude, these tabs are double dipped!"

Retarded made up strain names for weed that always include the words "Afghani" or "Kush." For example, "Try this Purple Mindfuck Afghani Kush."

People that don't know one bit of the science behind various drugs, but insist that they will melt your spine, put holes in your brain, turn your eyes into flaming balls of radioactive magma, and shit like that. Then when I try to explain how they actually work, they dismiss all of it and insist they are right because they "just know."

When dealers give you a short bag and insist it is your scale that is to blame. Similarly, I had a dealer sell me a "gram" of molly that was only .7 grams. He insisted that because my scale only went to one decimal, it was a full gram. Fuck people that can't do simple math.

 

[eskimoride]

i hate when people dis heroin. also, "I'm not addicted. i can quit whenever i want." yeah, right, that's why you just sold your soul for a line.

 

[phenethylo J]

"I'm so wasted"

god that one anoys me

It's not so much annoying as it is disturbing.
In a way its implying that you're "wasting" your brain in an incredibly negative manner.... or at least thats the way I interpret it.

Yea that's exactly why it anoys me.

 

[comatoserct]

i hate when people dis heroin.

text message I got this morning:

"dude can you find any fent, oxymorphone, or dilaudid?"
"nah, just dope man."
"oh fuck that, nevermind."

 

[SkagKush]

^ lol

 

[Mysterie]

someone tried to tell me that thizz is acid, coke, mdma etc in powder together

 

[freehugs]

someone tried to tell me that thizz is acid, coke, mdma etc in powder together

Thank God for D.A.R.E :D

 

[LSDMDMA&AMP]

mysterie, just one question fer ya
you iz in aus, PEOPLE SAY THIZZ THAR?
hell people dont say thizz here thankfully, east coast represent?
herp derp?

 

[Mysterie]

mysterie, just one question fer ya
you iz in aus, PEOPLE SAY THIZZ THAR?
hell people dont say thizz here thankfully, east coast represent?
herp derp?

nobody says thizz in aus, but i was talking to a friend online who i think lives in Cali

 

[jnegrych]

"im not an addict."

 

[Tommyboy]

^ "Neither am I."