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annoying sayings from drug users

captainbackfire said:
and we all know how a bad trip can turn out...:(

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"OMG like, if you overdose you will be crazy the rest of your life."

"DUDE, like, OMG, like that shit will like, be all like, up in your spinal fluid for the rest of your life."

^ Not true. Plus, if it's not doing any harm, then I couldn't find any fucks in the care cup.
 
Mom: Acid will fry your brain like it was on a frying pan
Me: Your fucking retarded go away
Mom: Im serious do your research
Me: No you do your fucking research cuz your wrong about everything all the time

Haha had this conversation with my mom back when i was like 16 or 17 she then looked it up and showed me some bogus stories from completly noncredible sources. Why do people believe everything they hear
 
michael said:
i overheard this dude at a bob dylan concert one time that he didn't do drugs anymore, just smoked pot and did blow and mushrooms

no irony whatsoever
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lol, i've heard this a few times as well i must admit, said with complete sincerity. :\ =D
 
^Along those lines (I didn't read all 9 pages of this thread so sorry if this has already been covered) I hate when people say "I don't do drugs anymore, I just drink".
 
The one I hate the most is "It MUST be ILLEGAL for a reason!!!!!!!!" LMFAO it is not for the sake of your health.
 
Nothing about homemade spirits here?

"Dude, I know a guy who makes his own stuff, and it's 220 proof."
"...that's physically impossible. Proof is double percent, and you can't have more than 100% of anything."
"Naw man, this guy does somethin' funky with the corn and yeast and it makes more alcohol."
"Uh huh, right."

"Shine? No way am I gonna drink that stuff. It makes you go blind!"
"Only if you poison it."

Also, I find the misconception that a still makes alcohol particularly irritating.
 
Junkie dealers

I hate it when heroin dealers who are users themselves try to sell you underweight bags by saying 'its small but it's strong'. The weight should always be the same regardless of the strength of the gear.
 
The worst is when stoners who bake on a DAILY basis will try to lecture me about using cocaine/methamphetamine 5-6 days a month and defend weed as if it's just so normal--as normal as putting pepper on your food.

"Weed comes from the earth!"

"So does the coca leaf."

"Yeah but .. weed is .. but .. "
 
Fucking tweakers looking for specks of mdpv on the ground after a 3 day binge.
"its like looking for your money"
No, its pathetic. Now get off the fucking ground and stop snorting bath salts you fucking junkies.
 
coonskin.chap said:
Once, at some new years eve party, this white rastafarian lad made me 'bless the joint' before we smoked it. Completely clueless on how the hell you blessed I joint I took it from his hands and lit it up. You can't win with these assholes.

God, I hate cannabis culture.
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hahah how do you "bless the joint". White rastas are lame.
 
"Your not gonna do all of that are you?"

That pisses me off so bad, just because your tolerance is low doesn't mean that mine is, I know how much I use at once. The one person that says this almost every time they are around is always trying to find ways to score some of my shit. They will try to get me to give, and if I do they will rerun a 1/2 30mg oxy IR three to four times using the same stick. GROSS
 
Sorry, but I gotta add that people signing off their posts/emails/ etc with "much peace and love," or "peace out" or simply "peace" is really annoying.

Ok, great, you wish peace on all the universe. We get it. But so does everyone else, you're not special. In fact do me a favor and list all the things you have done to actually promote and spread peace and love OTHER than signing posts with "peace and love."

That's what I thought.

It's like after September 11th all the morons going around with American Flags to show how "patriotic" they are, as if sticking a flag on your car suddenly relieves you of all patriotic duty. You really want to show how patriotic you are and how much you love your country?

Send a care package to someone in the military. Go out and convince people to vote - hell, why don't YOU just make sure you actually freaking vote since half the country doesn't even bother.

Or just pay double on your taxes!

But don't try and convince the world that the flag pin on your shirt means you're a real patriot.

And if you're going to go around like a dork saying "peace and love" all the time like everyone will go "awwwwww look at that, he signed his post "peace and love" he must be a really sweet wonderful amazing person ON A DRUG FORUM" at least do it in a Ghandi style and not imagining you're a douche bag rap star with a sideways ball cap who kisses his fingers and flashes a peace sign as he gets into a stolen SUV.

Gag don't make me barf please.

Oh and one more thing I can't stand from drug users or should i say "userz" is their need to show how cool and edgy they are by replacing "S" with "Z."

Playerz, chillz, needlez, WHATEVERZ! Exactly what are you trying to accomplish with this? Do you really, honestly, think it somehow separates you from the common man and shows the world you are truly a force to be reckoned with? Do you really think that oh so fiendishly placed Z makes you clever?

DUDE EVEN THE TEN YEAR OLDS STOPPED DOING THAT AGES AGO!

If you really want to show off your skillz, type using real words and spell everything correctly.

THAT makes the chicks hot.

Ok so gratuitous "peace and love" declarations and replacing S with Z are two more things druggies say and do that make me want to stick a 12 gauge needle in their cock and tell them it's the BEST way to get high.
 
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^I think it was a joke, based on the myth that you can't get pregnant if you do it standing up.
 
when any drug user repeats street myths and legends that were originally perpetuated by the CIA and related organizations. also when drug users have absolutely no knowledge nor care to gain any on how drugs really work, and how your neurosystem interacts with them.
 
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