Theres a new couple just moved in to my street a few houses down the block. They have a cat, which like all cat owners seem to think it has the perfect right to roam everywhere and shit wherever it chooses. I strongly disagree with this most uhegenic practice as the owners aren't even obliged to clean it up afterwards. SELFISH IGNORMAUSES.
There is a nice ramp with access to the pavement for my house on my bike, this fat cat has taken to blocking with its ugly fat arse abd stupid face. Just yesterday, I shouted "MOVE!" to it when trying to get onto the pavement for the last 3 metres of pavement to get to my front door .
Now the owner nade my blood boil yesterday and hurled uncecessary verbal abuse at me by calling me an idiot for not cycling around it. There's an 18 inck kerb everywhere else, shit for brains ! Then his mrs got all high and mighty that you shouldn't cycle on the pavements anyway. I hate the way some people who've been in a neighborhood about 5 minutes start trying to lay down the law and feel free to hurl abuse around as if its their right. Who the fuck do the think they are ? When i asked he how im supposed to get my bike from the road to my house, she said "carry it" As if that's what they do, fuckin hypocrits and self righteous bastards,
I was still angry when i met them again today as they had got the better of me in the verbal the exchange yesterday, so I told her what i didnt get the chance to say yesterday; how self rigthteous she was if she thinks letting a cat shit wherever it wants to is worse than riding a bike on a pavement for 1 second, and that the next time their cat craps in my garden it' (the crap) is getting chucked straight back over their garden wall, where it belongs !
Next second the guy came up real close to try to intimidate (certainkly dint work, ive seen scarier 10 year olds) me and make me feel guilty about arguing with a woman, wtf, are we in 1920s Knightsbridge all of a sudden ? She fuckin started it yesterday and has no trouble giving as good as what she takes. Even if she is starting to sound a bit mad and illogial to me already.
Dunno what to do ?#
any suggestions. Run the fucker over lol~@
At this point the woman started going on about calling the police "what are you going to tell them i asked " ?

Then the bloke told me to go back inside my house. What fduckin right does he have to put me go in and put me under house arrest,
i know its tis but a petty and trivial incidfent but ut has made all3 of us very angry.
Im currently trying to learn the line between being assertive and getting my point across without being aggressive, which is what i believed i was succeeding in doing. Then she started lying about how id hit her cat with my bike last time (did i fuck, hence i had to tell the fucker to "move" She said id better not hit her cat AGAIN,. "AGAIN" I repeated as sarcatsically as possible.
I thought i was nuts but they seem fuckin fuckin barmy to me ~?
opinions ?
Fucking arrogant clueless cunts, i bet they work for middle maganement at IBM lol.