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Annoying neighbours, not sure if this topic has been done before ? Please merge if so

mydrugbuddy

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Theres a new couple just moved in to my street a few houses down the block. They have a cat, which like all cat owners seem to think it has the perfect right to roam everywhere and shit wherever it chooses. I strongly disagree with this most uhegenic practice as the owners aren't even obliged to clean it up afterwards. SELFISH IGNORMAUSES.

There is a nice ramp with access to the pavement for my house on my bike, this fat cat has taken to blocking with its ugly fat arse abd stupid face. Just yesterday, I shouted "MOVE!" to it when trying to get onto the pavement for the last 3 metres of pavement to get to my front door .

Now the owner nade my blood boil yesterday and hurled uncecessary verbal abuse at me by calling me an idiot for not cycling around it. There's an 18 inck kerb everywhere else, shit for brains ! Then his mrs got all high and mighty that you shouldn't cycle on the pavements anyway. I hate the way some people who've been in a neighborhood about 5 minutes start trying to lay down the law and feel free to hurl abuse around as if its their right. Who the fuck do the think they are ? When i asked he how im supposed to get my bike from the road to my house, she said "carry it" As if that's what they do, fuckin hypocrits and self righteous bastards,

I was still angry when i met them again today as they had got the better of me in the verbal the exchange yesterday, so I told her what i didnt get the chance to say yesterday; how self rigthteous she was if she thinks letting a cat shit wherever it wants to is worse than riding a bike on a pavement for 1 second, and that the next time their cat craps in my garden it' (the crap) is getting chucked straight back over their garden wall, where it belongs !

Next second the guy came up real close to try to intimidate (certainkly dint work, ive seen scarier 10 year olds) me and make me feel guilty about arguing with a woman, wtf, are we in 1920s Knightsbridge all of a sudden ? She fuckin started it yesterday and has no trouble giving as good as what she takes. Even if she is starting to sound a bit mad and illogial to me already.

Dunno what to do ?#

any suggestions. Run the fucker over lol~@

At this point the woman started going on about calling the police "what are you going to tell them i asked " ?:? Then the bloke told me to go back inside my house. What fduckin right does he have to put me go in and put me under house arrest,

i know its tis but a petty and trivial incidfent but ut has made all3 of us very angry.

Im currently trying to learn the line between being assertive and getting my point across without being aggressive, which is what i believed i was succeeding in doing. Then she started lying about how id hit her cat with my bike last time (did i fuck, hence i had to tell the fucker to "move" She said id better not hit her cat AGAIN,. "AGAIN" I repeated as sarcatsically as possible.

I thought i was nuts but they seem fuckin fuckin barmy to me ~?

opinions ? :sus:

Fucking arrogant clueless cunts, i bet they work for middle maganement at IBM lol.
 
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Yep - total, utter cunts. I've never met them or you, but I'm totally on your side mate. Fuckin neighbours are a pain in the arse at the best of times, but when they're arrogant, petty, self-righteous cunts as well, then you really have no choice but to kill them :| Just douse the cat in petrol, set it alight then shove it through their letterbox. Even if the house doesn't burn down, it'll be as funny as fuck =D
 
So they are accusing you of running the cat over? Damn this is not a good way to start a friendly neighbor relationship. What's fucked up, even though they let it run loose if something bad should happen to the cat they will first blame you. There are animal repellents, let me have a google search.
 
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The problem is the OP wants to cycle up on the pavement where there is a dropped kerb and along the pavement to his front door. The neighbour thinks he should cycle on the road to his door and lift/push the bike up onto the pavement to the door.

I've never seen a foot and a half deep kerb.

You may not like cats but its possible to share a road space with them without too much drama or shouting abuse, if you so choose.

The shit in the garden is annoying.
 
thanks knock for the Caldedone. I didntn't run it over atall, that thought didnt even come into her head until today. Most strange wouldnt you say ?

Much as i hate the fukckers i would do that.

Im not the one shouting abuse B&W, buy yeah you're right its too damn petty to do anthingh othet than cycle on the road to my door, and then c:Darry the bike.

She'd go mental if i tried to pat it, not that id want to go anywhere near the mangy fucker. Neither could i merrily/clmly say "good morning kittie" without sounding as sarcastic as fuck. Ill probably do that just to amuse myself tho.

yeah i was exagerating about the kerbs, mybe they are 8 inches. Nothing ges past you does it ? ;)

do they dislike cjilli powder and pepper or is that just dogs ? You can get tons of cheap chilli powder round here.
 
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the neighbour needn't have got involved. the argument was between ou and his cat. I'd tell er man that it's not up to him whether you go in yer house or stand on the street. and ask his woman if this minor disagreement really warrants police time at the tax payers expense. Job done. cats are sneaky. they love to tease m dog. i saw a poor little cat that had had it's ears cut off last week. this cat wasn't getting involved in the dog dispute. I'm off to walk the dog so i don't upset any neighbours.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
Dunno what to do ?#

any suggestions.
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Yeh, lay off the phenaz. Seriously mate, I'm not having a go, I just get the impression that this was probably all ramped up a bit by you not being quite with it. I've had the cat shit problem too- all you can do is put stuff down which repels them. It's worth biting your lip occasionally to maintain good relations with people who live right by you even if they seem like dickheads.
 
Oh well, at least you don't have psychotic neighbors (that you know of yet, they might turn out to be...or maybe they think you are the psychotic one!:)!) I am in the US so don't know if I can post here. I have only lived at this address a litl over a year and have had so much fuck up with my crazy ass neighbors (and when I say crazy, I'm serious..this witch has a history of violence, mental illness, drug use, drug buys, drug sales, had 5 kids and after each one CPS came in and took them each away for abuse and neglect..she has never had a one of them for more than a year (they are mostly grown now, think youngest is 18..she hasn't seen most of them in years). I could go on for a few hours telling you the shit she has done to me and my kids in the past 10 months.

And it all started because she has no personal boundaries and I kindly told her we couldn't "hang out". She was knocking on my door and my oldest son would tell her I was busy or not home, she would be back every ten mins knocking againfor hours, or looking into the windows cause she didn't believe him.

2 weeks ago she thought I was driving too slow through the neighborhood (I didn't even know she was behind me), tried to drive around me and hit my sons car and did bout $3000 damage to it...and kept driving! That's not even the worst of it and doesn't even scratch the surface. If she died in the street today, lay there bleeding to death I would step over her and go about my merry way! (And I have never been a mean person, friendly to all and never hated anyone but this bitch in my life!)

So good luck and I hope it doesn't escalate, you would be surprised at the number of ways a neighbor can find to make life miserable for you.
 
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Yeh, lay off the phenaz. Seriously mate, I'm not having a go, I just get the impression that this was probably all ramped up a bit by you not being quite with it. I've had the cat shit problem too- all you can do is put stuff down which repels them. It's worth biting your lip occasionally to maintain good relations with people who live right by you even if they seem like dickheads.
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i did mention this yesterday, This is part 2 of the sorry saga.

i was 100 % with it zipping through city trafiic. All revved upand fully switched on. Im gonjna stop talking aboout phenazepam, as one of the replies i receive always seems to be "lay off the phnaz" ehich is startinbg to poiss my off.

FYI, i am swiching ant doeps from sert to mertazapine, which i hope will make a big digfference sprred wise.

I know phenz fucks me up, ive alredy said as much, im not gonna start defending its merits now lol.

I'm having an inner debte about holding your toungue issue, (and a proper counsellor one on Tues''. It's something Im exploring as to whether its right to verbally react, defend, assert, or ven go on the offensive, Its a mine field, or not. I think if yiu are leftf eeeling angry and have have been publically humilaited you have to have a come back. pride demands it IMO. Exchanging verbals is a very fine art though, and one at which i am only a novice. Strangely though on a bantery night out with friends it just flows.

Phenaz does make biting your lip harder, but i dont want to know cunts like that anyway. =D
 
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