2012 PGA thread v. green jackets and slow greens

[suburu]

There's a moneyback offer from one of the big firms over here, "If Tiger wins the Masters, you get your money back on whoever you backed".

I backed Scott e/w 40/1 and he hasn't played in 2 weeks so hopefully he's fresh and ready to go.

I expect Hunter Mahan and Bubba Watson to play well this week. Both in good form. The Brits dont do too well in Augusta, dont think they've had a winner for 30 years. I'd say Donald will do best of the Brits.

Dustin Johnson is out of the tournament.

 

[ChickenScratch]

word on the street is that dustin johnson likes to blow coke. a lot.

 

[ChickenScratch]

i just bet some dude in my office $10 that freddy couples will shoot -5 or better.

i'm totally gonna lose, but it gives me even more of a reason to root hard for his old ass. best swing in golf.

he shot -4 last year.

 

[China Rider]

i'm fucking ready

here's hoping that the cat, hefty nor north irish filth doesn't flash any green come sunday

with johnson out hootie should give eels a miracle

 

[ChickenScratch]

with johnson out hootie should give eels a miracle

i agree, but els said he didn't want a special exemption, and would probably decline.

 

[ChickenScratch]

par 3 today.

taking friday off specifically to sit in my underwear and watch it all day long.

 

[China Rider]

nice

i can't wait to ignore family on easter to watch a magical sunday

and chicken clear your PM's

 

[ChickenScratch]

done.

sorry, pal. i'm popular as fuck.

 

[suburu]

Adam Scott bogies 2 in row. What a complete helmet!

There goes my 20 benjis.

Tiger going off soon.

 

[ChickenScratch]

sang moon bae is my dark horse.

he's paired up with jiminez and tiger this morning. think they tee off in like 10 minutes.

 

[suburu]

Hes going to be a great golfer. Playing with Woods and Jimenez might not be ideal though.

Fucking Scottie not so Hotty. Another bogey :D

 

[ChickenScratch]

Larry Mize is going to win the tourney.

 

[ChickenScratch]

our server at work is gonna 100% crash the fuck out today. i'd say 80% of the people in my office are streaming this.

i'm gonna talk to internet people and watch this shit all day long. working is not an option.

 

[suburu]

Home from work but I have to wait another 2 hours for the tv coverage to kick off here. Even though i've paid for every sports channel available to anyone!

 

[ChickenScratch]

Home from work but I have to wait another 2 hours for the tv coverage to kick off here. Even though i've paid for every sports channel available to anyone!

you can stream it on cbs sports, masters.com and espn for now.

 

[suburu]

Geographical restrictions unfortunately.

Tv should start for Tigers back 9. Scott still fumbling around on 3 over 8(

 

[ChickenScratch]

gotcha.

yea, scott is blowing it right now. while you can't win the masters on thursday, you sure as hell can lose it.

 

[suburu]

No doubt. He even chipped in for an eagle along the way too.

Wow. Stenson 5 under after 8

 

[suburu]

Henrik is tearing it up, on his birthday too!

 

[ChickenScratch]

he is killing it.

my boy sang moon is shitting the bed.