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2010 NFL Season pt. 2 vers. FUDGE PACKERS VS DA SQUEALERS

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yeah, it's tough to hate on a team like the GB Packers (unless you are a Bears fan or maybe an opposing fan in the NFC North). the GB fans, idiosyncratically known as "Cheeseheads", might be the stereotypical simpleton football fan of the Mid-west (beer and footbaw!); but the GB organization has always made decisions gracefully - and the many, many, many years of Brett Favre just add to their fuzzy good-natured nationwide perception

while the GB Packers racked up the most NFL Championships pre-SB era, the Pittsburgh Steelers have racked up the most Lombardi Trophies in our modern era of footbaw

the Steelers are also a very well-ran and professional organization. Pittsburgh might not get all that cute, warm and fuzzy reception from NFL fans that the Packers have always gregariously received - but only a fool disrespects the Steelers

I hope that this SB is all that it is hyped to be

I am so happy that Commi$h Roger Goodell most likely has the red ass that two smaller-market teams are pitted against one another in the SB (unlike his coveted Bob Kraft's Cheatriots). these teams may not be in cities where the media is essentially based from, but make no mistake that these two fanbases are probably the most die-hard and well-traveled out almost every other NFL fanbase

I love watching, or going to, an NFL game where my Steelers are the visitors. sometimes, it feels like the stadium in question is in fact Pittsburgh's Heinz Field, due to so many yinzers waving towels most frenetically like a rabid monkey masturbating in a cage
 
Vick is gonna get tagged by the Eagles...there is some weird anti porn crusade lead by Matt Hasselback, just another reason to hate that guy and his cunt wife...
 
and dare I say that Andy Reid's Eagles will never make it past the NFC Championship Game

god damn conservatives...
 
the Secret Weapon of the Pittsburgh Steelers: Heath Miller

Heath Miller is the do-it-all Tight End of the Steelers, who is one of the few NFL TEs who can block and catch with equal efficiency. Miller checks his ego at the door, and rips teams apart with his catching abilities

lately, the Steelers have been using a three Tight End set, which usually equals run plays. and while Steelers RB Rashard Mendenhall performed well in this set, especially during the last playoff game. but the highlight of this formation is Heath Miller popping and catching passes far more downfield than he is used to - because the two other Tight Ends provide Big Ben heaps more time on the protection front

and the Packers suck at Tight End coverage
Miller caught seven passes for 118 yards against the Packers last year in the Steelers' 37-36 victory in Heinz Field.
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Heath Miller is the secret weapon against the Packers and I expect him to amass around 80 yards
 
uh oh the official madden prediction simulation had steelers winning 24 - 20

gotten 6 outta the last 7 right. only miss was when the giants beat the pats
 
yes... please do... cancel

I would love for the Steelers to win; and essentially "give it to the man." but how if the Pittsburgh Steelers win, the most Winningest Footbaw team in the SB era, be sticking it to the man, you axe?

the Commi$h hates the Steelers and their hard-hitting ways. such iconic NFL players such as Hines "Smiley" Ward and the soft-spoken Troy Polamalu think that the league only inflicted its silly no-big-hits rule to simply make the transition to a +2 game season even easier. the Pittsburgh QB, Big Ben, is most likely a rapist or a semi-rapist

if the Steelers win their epic Seventh SB, and are in Seventh Heaven - Roger GODell will be shitting brix
 
speaking of gay...

to all my wonderful Steelers fans and perhaps some of most intelligent fans overalls that post here --

if you are wondering why eventual SB MVP Steelers RB Rashard Mendenhall humped Big Ben in the AFC Championship game, and if he's gay-- check out this link from a couple Pittsburgh players and their Twitter account

http://www.twitvid.com/HLZED

there's another good one about Hines talking about his duplex locker room, and his home in the ATL
 
Haha that shit's hilarious, makes you wonder what the fuck was goin' thru his mind. When we was watchin it my boy had to rewind to make sure that's what we saw then he's like "He musta wanted Ben to know how them bitches felt." That had me dyin, if it was anybody but a Steeler tho I'd be hatin.
 
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Haha that shit's hilarious, makes you wonder what the fuck was goin' thru his mind. When we was watchin it my boy had to rewind to make sure that's what we saw then he's like "He musta wanted Ben to know how them bitches felt." That had me dyin, if it was anybody but a Steeler tho I'd be hatin.
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hahaha, yeah! that's so funny that your boy said that, because (as I mentioned earlier in this thread) my twin brother who was watching the game with me said "looks like Rashard intended to give Big Ben a taste of his own medicine!"

sadly, I missed the QB-humping at the heels of the game because I was downing an Iron City at the bar and eying some babes, no big deal just sayin'

if the Pittsburgh Steelers win their 7th Super Bowl and subsequently submit your axl blaze into 7th Heaven - I truly believe that Rashard Mendenhall will be the SB MVP

because while Big Ben will no doubt step up to the plate and give us one of his usual clutch big-game performances if his Steelers win; I doubt the Commi$h Roger GODell will allow for Raplesburger to become the SB MVP

and I think Mendy will have a HUGE game with his patended spin move... so... you heard it here first

runner-up for Steelers SB MVP (again if they win) is Mike "Fast Money" Wallace of the trio of young Steelers WRs that have matured and came up HUGE in the post-season, and whom have dubbed themselves "YOUNG MONEY"
 
axl blaze said:
sadly, I missed the QB-humping at the heels of the game because I was downing an Iron City at the bar and eying some babes, no big deal just sayin'
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Yo you sure you don't live in Pittsburgh fam? That's some 412 shit right there for sure haha.

But I had to read back a few pages cuz I started at the end and that shit you put up of Mendenhall molestin Ben over and over is hilarious. If I knew how to make it small I'd rock that shit as a avatar for sure. And I'm sure all over the nation people was sayin somethin about Ben gettin it like he gives it or somethin of the sort haha.

And like you said I think we all know Mendenhall is gon take the MVP with that tight ass spin. While Ben will pull some crazy ass clutch plays like always, I doubt he'll see a MVP for the rest of his career, like you already said Goddell hates his ass.

As far as the young boy Mike Wallace I could def see him havin an outstanding game and bein a runner up for MVP. as long as he keep makin them clutch plays like he has the rest of the playoffs. The boy is nice. That's undisputable.

Raplesburger, haha thats great.
 
see other SB thread for me dominating Lil Wayne via Wiz Khalifa, Snoop Dogg, and President Obama

in the meantime, enjoy this "song" about those garish colors
 
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