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i miss him

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Captain.Heroin said:
bk

my covid19 LOCKDOWN FUCKBUDDY is not hitting me up

should I assume he HAS THE VIRUS or maybe I should just move onto the next best thing?
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As you've said earlier, focus on loving yourself. Stop eating ice cream and jog with the hawt bois you see outside that you're creeping on. You don't need your dick in an ass 24/7 bruh.
 
BK38 said:
As you've said earlier, focus on loving yourself. Stop eating ice cream and jog with the hawt bois you see outside that you're creeping on. You don't need your dick in an ass 24/7 bruh.
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I CAN'T GO OUT IN PUBLIC AND LOVE THE EARTH AND MY HALF NAKED BODY RIGHT NOW

or go to the spa and show off my naked body to a bunch of random guys, some of which are literally staring in horror at my dick (they're straight, not watching gay porn, no idea dicks get that big... I get it... I don't mean to horrify the heteros but it happens)

I CAN'T EVEN GO WORSHIP MOTHER EARTH

and stupid god-addled idiots get to congregate with their nasty hetero breeder families

and all I have is a few good fucks
 
Captain.Heroin said:
I CAN'T GO OUT IN PUBLIC AND LOVE THE EARTH AND MY HALF NAKED BODY RIGHT NOW

or go to the spa and show off my naked body to a bunch of random guys, some of which are literally staring in horror at my dick (they're straight, not watching gay porn, no idea dicks get that big... I get it... I don't mean to horrify the heteros but it happens)

I CAN'T EVEN GO WORSHIP MOTHER EARTH

and stupid god-addled idiots get to congregate with their nasty hetero breeder families

and all I have is a few good fucks
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Captain, you were like, I'm fat and sad and depressed and sad eating. Just do some exercise, of a non-sexual nature, you'll feel better and look better. Do it just for you and the endorphins and your self-worth. Then you can go back to banging all the twinks in California.
 
BK38 said:
As you've said earlier, focus on loving yourself. Stop eating ice cream and jog with the hawt bois you see outside that you're creeping on. You don't need your dick in an ass 24/7 bruh.
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ok so the hot guys jogging are not jogging now obvs everyone is fat as fuck thanks to lockdown

or they just think they are and are self-conscious doggos

WE CAN'T GO EXERCISE BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL WALK IN MY 6 FT SPACE LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL

IT
IS

A
BIG

DEAL

I DON'T WANT UR NASTY PLEBE GERMS

I'm saving my common touch surfaces for madness00, bk, and probably ptahtek and mal but mal needs a little JOSE in his life
 
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