🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[placebonaut]

Worcestershire and Gloucestershire

Scarborough too!

fucking hell I was hammered last night, had 20mg accord diaz and 4mg Alissa kpin, with some gin, woke up on the sofa at 4am.

I don't usually do benzos on their own but it was the day after mdma, these hit pretty hard

 

[Bleaney]

The fucking Royal Mail are taking the piss even more now. Apparently 7:30pm is now a reasonable delivery.

From someone who saw two deliveries a day not so long ago, that's ridiculous. They must be really skint.

It's the billionaire owner forcing through ridiculous cuts to staffing levels, so that he and the shareholders can make even more profit.

I've heard that the current plans being forced through are that 3 people will do the work of 4, regardless that 4 people were already struggling with their own already increased workload.

The customers and the staff suffer, but as long as the owner and shareholders make more money, that's all that matters .

As long as they're OK, that's the main thing, huh!

Fucking Ofcom have no teeth with regards to this. The just fine the company a few million every couple of years for missing their letter delivery targets. As if that is going to bother a billionaire.

The whole thing is headed for a huge train wreck, and fuck knows what will happen then.

Agency / cover staff work the afternoon / evening shift and pick up some of the workload.

One of my mates works for RM, and he sure loves whinging about the state of things. Tbf, he does seem to have valid complaints.

The whole operation should never have been privatised and sold to a foreign billionaire. It's a service, especially with regard to the mail. It'll never be profitable in rural areas.

 

[placebonaut]

hmm, I think I overdid it last night

pregab, soma, weed and gin.

I'm still high now, i can feel the pregab tingles in my hands

had far too much of everything and redosed multiple times.

urgh, think I may be regretting this silliness, and I have to go out and socialise later too ffs

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Got a dog bite from the dog next door, my "mates" are saying to take legal action against the people as I'll get cash 100% in a Court as their dog was out of control & I have damage to my leg where the fucker got me, I should have kicked it in the face or in the balls but I expected it to just bark & not actually go for me. If it jumps the fence again I'll not waste a second & grab it by the scruff of the neck & Choke Slam it's ass onto the floor & if I break it's spine fuck it I say.

I'm not one to go around breaking dogs bones but it will never get the chance to bite me again I'll bust it up by breaking its legs or spine with one hard choke slam to the solid concrete.
Anyone ever sued for dog bites? How much did you get etc?........

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Google A.I says £2,200 – £5,000!!!!!

I think it's time to tell my asshole Neighbours do they wanna settle out of Court or do they wanna pay me several grand.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

hmm, I think I overdid it last night

pregab, soma, weed and gin.

I'm still high now, i can feel the pregab tingles in my hands

had far too much of everything and redosed multiple times.

 

[placebonaut]

Got a dog bite from the dog next door, my "mates" are saying to take legal action against the people as I'll get cash 100% in a Court as their dog was out of control & I have damage to my leg where the fucker got me, I should have kicked it in the face or in the balls but I expected it to just bark & not actually go for me. If it jumps the fence again I'll not waste a second & grab it by the scruff of the neck & Choke Slam it's ass onto the floor & if I break it's spine fuck it I say.

I'm not one to go around breaking dogs bones but it will never get the chance to bite me again I'll bust it up by breaking its legs or spine with one hard choke slam to the solid concrete.
Anyone ever sued for dog bites? How much did you get etc?........

ouch

as a dog owner myself it's 100% the responsibility of the owner to control the beast, if they didn't then they're culpable. this falls into the category of being "bang out of order" in my mind.

did you bleed? if no blood it's claimable but gonna be harder I think

still grounds to do something about it, get lots of photos.

got to decide if it's worth the hassle versus reward versus going to war with the neighbors and all the agro that will bring for the future.....

also I suspect you may need to file a police report which has it's own delicate challenges.....

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

did you bleed?

Yes, it's a bite but the fucker didn't get to sink his teeth fully into me but he still caught me with the front teeth.

got to decide if it's worth the hassle versus reward versus going to war with the neighbors and all the agro that will bring for the future.....

I did think on this one tbh, everyone is saying "Fuck them, make 'em pay up" but the people in my Social Circle are way more money focused than I am.

also I suspect you may need to file a police report which has it's own delicate challenges.....

Will they take the dog to be injected & killed?
I don't want it killed it just needs a good kick in the face a few times imho & I say that as a 100% firm dog lover.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

got to decide if it's worth the hassle versus reward versus going to war with the neighbors and all the agro that will bring for the future.....

Your training in Conflict Resolution is starting to show I think.
Not many people can literally make me stop on the path of action I've chosen, make me sit back for a moment & rethink my plan but you can in some weird way.

I'm not sure what type of Witchcraft you're using but you need to stop it as I don't like it.
I'm used to being right most of the time despite the blunt way I may say things I'm correct as I take the varnish off a subject & just say things as they are but you make me pause for a moment which is something new for me.

 

[placebonaut]

no they won't automatically have it put down, something for the courts to decide based on a police investigation, it will need to be a real danger to society for that I think

I doubt the cops will even bother to investigate if it's just a bite, you're only really talking to them to get a crime number for the personal legal case that you're going to raise.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Ever read The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli @placebonaut by any chance?

 

[placebonaut]

Your training in Conflict Resolution is starting to show I think.
Not many people can literally make me stop on the path of action I've chosen, make me sit back for a moment & rethink my plan but you can in some weird way.

I'm not sure what type of Witchcraft you're using but you need to stop it as I don't like it.
I'm used to being right most of the time despite the blunt way I may say things I'm correct as I take the varnish off a subject & just say things as they are but you make me pause for a moment which is something new for me.

ironically I'm a big believer in going with my gut and the 1st thought is often right 90% of the time.

still always worth pausing and thinking things through, there are few things that happen in life that require a snap decision and instant actions - when they do though just trusting yourself and going with it is often the best answer, but you're in muscle memory/self preservation territory then.

for a dog bite, I think the time sensitive thing to do is at least get a crime number, that doesn't mean you need to follow through with anything else though, but if you don't get 1 quickly it might prevent you from following through with things.

another question for you, and not something you need to answer here but just to be honest with yourself, what were you doing at the time? is there any blame/aggregation on your part? do you have witnesses?

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

no they won't automatically have it put down

Leave the job to me

 

[placebonaut]

Ever read The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli @placebonaut by any chance?

no I haven't, just had a quick google and it sounds interesting.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

nother question for you, and not something you need to answer here but just to be honest with yourself, what were you doing at the time? is there any blame/aggregation on your part? do you have witnesses?

I was in my garden talking to the guy who lives next door, something had dug up a dead cat I had buried a few weeks before & he came round to tell me it was ripped in half & dumped in the grass, it was starting to STINK & I had to rebury it ASAP.
His dog was loose in the garden, went mad & jumped the fence & took a piece out my leg, all I was doing was talking to the guy.

Only Witnesses are me & the people next door, I am starting to see how this may not be such a simple case now.

 

[placebonaut]

I was in my garden talking to the guy who lives next door, something had dug up a dead cat I had buried a few weeks before & he came round to tell me it was ripped in half & dumped in the grass, it was starting to STINK & I had to rebury it ASAP.
His dog was loose in the garden, went mad & jumped the fence & took a piece out my leg, all I was doing was talking to the guy.

Only Witnesses are me & the people next door, I am starting to see how this may not be such a simple case now.

unless he just holds his hands up and says fair cop, it will likely get into the old bullshit of he was aggravating the dog etc.

lies will be told.

ultimately you were still bitten though.....

the cops will help see through that shit and their report back to the courts will carry more weight if there's a major difference if both your stories.

courts aren't stupid though, they'll know the neighbors will all stick together and tell the same story, just depends how far their BS goes and if the police get deep enough involved to have to interview them and cut through the BS by finding inconsistencies in their story.

but as I said I doubt the cops will go that far, they have better things to do and simply won't care, so it will end up in court for a judge to decide....

usually shit like this gets settled out of court before, but your legal rep will best advise on that....

another problem for you to think about, if you go down the no win no fee route you'll get fucked over on what % of the settlement you get, if you pay for legal rep yourself brace for how much it's going to cost up front to pay for a solicitor!

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

Dogs are the main reason I don't use the fair bit of common green space around here.

Of course your beloved Tiddles is a sweetheart, but I don't trust either Tiddles or you. Especially when your stupid dog dives for my throat but 'he's only playing'.

It took forty years, but I'm a cat man these days.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

unless he just holds his hands up and says fair cop, it will likely get into the old bullshit of he was aggravating the dog etc.

lies will be told.

ultimately you were still bitten though.....

the cops will help see through that shit and their report back to the courts will carry more weight if there's a major difference if both your stories.

courts aren't stupid though, they'll know the neighbors will all stick together and tell the same story, just depends how far their BS goes and if the police get deep enough involved to have to interview them and cut through the BS by finding inconsistencies in their story.

but as I said I doubt the cops will go that far, they have better things to do and simply won't care, so it will end up in court for a judge to decide....

usually shit like this gets settled out of court before, but your legal rep will best advise on that....

another problem for you to think about, if you go down the no win no fee route you'll get fucked over on what % of the settlement you get, if you pay for legal rep yourself brace for how much it's going to cost up front to pay for a solicitor!

Sounds way too much hassle.

I'll just put 1500mg of Pregab powder inside a piece of tasty dog snack & toss it over the fence when the fucker is loose.
I'm sure that much will teach the dog a damn lesson.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Of course your beloved Tiddles is a sweetheart, but I don't trust either Tiddles or you.

but I'm a cat man these days.

An angry Cat or one that feels at risk is a beast ready for War imho.
They hiss & those claws swing round to form a 4 paw grip then they bite, Cats can be really nasty fuckers.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

but I'm a cat man these days.

"A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering." - William Burroughs
""I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function." - William Burroughs