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Random MSN Gibberings LXIX: Open your mouth, here's your money

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thank fuck that day is over.. hellish comedown, worked out i must of had a gram and a bit of mandy, half g of whizz, loadsa drone, loadsa NOS and some k, plus beers rum whiskey weed and hash, felt fucking ruined all day, first bash with mandy in a good while so its really taken it out of me, time for spliffs and bed i think
 
Marmalade said:
I have a stick up my arse too. and I can relate.
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that line made me do a lol.

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MR SB you dirty git, i don't understand how people let the dishes pile up and get encrusted with shit, turns what would have been a 2 minuet task to clean while fresh into a vomit inducing laborious scrubbing session.
 
Chinup I did chuck the bowl, there's no way that's getting used again but I needed to get rid of all the filth in it first! Watson, usually I wouldn't leave it but that toad in the hole just left so much mess, then another few meals later and it was hard to face up to it. Life was so much easier in my old house where we had a dishwasher.
 
I feel your pain, I moved from a house with a dishwasher to a house with a tiny kitchen where we can't fit one in. still got my slave though so its all good.
 
ah. i'd just throw it out gloop and all, wrapped in several bags and chucked straight in the wheelie bin. possibly resulting in a gloopy wheelie bin but those things are rank anyway.
 
chinup said:
ah. i'd just throw it out gloop and all, wrapped in several bags and chucked straight in the wheelie bin. possibly resulting in a gloopy wheelie bin but those things are rank anyway.
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ditto

I can be equally as rancid as other posters have detailed [and probably even moreso], but there's a line to be drawn, and a sell-by-date on clearing up after such indiscretions, and after that line is crossed, such the remnants get trashed, rather than cleansed.

<3

[edit] ... translation for mortals: 'just fucking bin it'
 
chinup said:
ah. i'd just throw it out gloop and all, wrapped in several bags and chucked straight in the wheelie bin. possibly resulting in a gloopy wheelie bin but those things are rank anyway.
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I didn't realise it was beyond rescue or I would have done that! All the bushes around where I lived in first year are filled with pots and pans that we'd left for months just piling up lol. I need to stop talking about this or i'll ralph again... I dunno why we don't all just give our pay checks directly to wilkos replace all the shit we ruin. It did make me think though, why don't they just store vats of milk and eggs then use the bush fire helicopters to drop the filth on Taliban hotspots? Instantly incacipated :D
 
ahhh, yes ....

by slave, you mean that person who's awesome, knows, understands, & compensates for all your failures, and whom you choose to stay with because theyre pretty kick ass all round, [despite them having gaping flaws, just like yourself], and whom you know you couldn't really find a better alternative to relate to?

slaves just rule the school. I have one too. And I heart him lots n lots

<3
 
Marmalade said:
ahhh, yes ....

by slave, you mean that person who's awesome, knows, understands, & compensates for all your failures, and whom you choose to stay with because theyre pretty kick ass all round, [despite them having gaping flaws, just like yourself], and whom you know you couldn't really find a better alternative to relate to?

slaves just rule the school. I have one too. And I heart him lots n lots

<3
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That person who's irritating, doesn't know, doesn't understand & doesn't compensate for their own failures, and whom you choose to stay with because you don't want them taking half your money (despite that money being yours), and whom you cheat on with cheap hookers because they are a better alternative to losing half your money?
 
parttime crackhead said:
That person who's irritating, doesn't know, doesn't understand & doesn't compensate for their own failures, and whom you choose to stay with because you don't want them taking half your money (despite that money being yours), and whom you cheat on with cheap hookers because they are a better alternative to losing half your money?
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jesus, mother of fuck, bitterness is your mistress.


and fwiw, some facts:

1. I'm lucky enough to be with someone i share NO financial burden with, other than they pay me rent, and i take it, and after that we're both equal
2. they're a younger, better, more interesting looking fuck than I am
3. I like them a lot, and they like me a lot
4. they can go and wonder the blue yonder whenever the fuck they please, and I wont be jealous, and might even encourage them to do so, just b'cos that's whut makes life pleasurable
5 ... and I'd be fucking pleased for them if they found another interesting specimen to play with, cos in all honesty I'm a lousy lay and have a million body & psychological issues, and i wish the best for them, and they deserve infinitely better than I can ever give them ... and
6. i like your sense of humour

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parttime crackhead said:
That person who's irritating, doesn't know, doesn't understand & doesn't compensate for their own failures, and whom you choose to stay with because you don't want them taking half your money (despite that money being yours), and whom you cheat on with cheap hookers because they are a better alternative to losing half your money?
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Yikes mate :\ I'm so sorry yer in such a situation <3
I hope you can sort things out in the future, but I'm not that naive to assume that it's always going to be possible with everyone.
 
Oh well thank fuck for that then! =D
You pulled that off so convincingly that I even assume that you've been through it before ;) Haha!
How's you tonight anyway PTC? :)
 
Damn Monsta, I was about to congratulate you on a masterclass of sarcasm...

Back from Edinburgh; had a great time. Went to some seedy club where I was at least 5 years older than everyone else there. Seemed to be all pissheads though; no drugs on offer... :(

What did I miss? Apart from Sam upsetting people again obviously...
 
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