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Random MSN Gibberings LXIX: Open your mouth, here's your money

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Ha that was fun my mate who i had my 1st spliff with , jusy phoned me. were still really good mates , done gear together everything.
Mugz has met him.
 
i was just a little wreckhead. its part of the reason i had to leave my school for 6th form. not cos of the getting wrecked but the constant rumours. honestly i'd come in on monday to be told over the weekend i had taken x many drugs, been to hospital y times, shagged z guys, attempted suicide and had an abortion. they could never explain how, under the circumstances, i'd made it into school.

i think tbh its a difference between girls and boys. we can get drugs much earlier by exploiting older men for them.

i was also ridiculously self destructive and nihilistic. i think i'd written my life off, i would have physically attacked you if you'd told me then i'd be alive now.

have never really had much trouble keeping on top of things though, my usage and attitudes aren't healthy but they're not affecting my life too badly. it did fuck with my head a bit, as in i just wanted to get twatted all the time, but i didn't really mind that i didn't have many opportunities to do so.

you prob did well to stay off things as long as possible. starting early is bad for the old health and the problems you've had would probably be far more difficult to cope with at a younger age.
 
i think tbh its a difference between girls and boys. we can get drugs much earlier by exploiting older men for them.
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This is true and frightening . My school days were crazy i was expelled from one , and just about attened the next .
The only thing that kept me in School was athletic Prowess.
In those days schools sports were so imortant to the reputation.
My 1st school had Roger Bannister and Jason Gardener (the Gold medal Olympian ) as alumni , i used to train with Jason .
 
chinup said:
i think tbh its a difference between girls and boys. we can get drugs much earlier by exploiting older men for them.
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How do you think teenage boys get to drink so much then, eh? ;)

Tour of the Gay Village and your first few drinks were in. Just stand at the bar looking lost, forlorn and broke in front of the more desperate old blokes. Then proceed out of the Village, pissed out of your 16-year-old mind, and go down Oxford Road where you may even get in somewhere if you're lucky.

To finish the night off at least one person pukes, at least one gets in a fight and (the golden rule) nobody even gets a second look from a member of the opposite sex.

They were great days, I swear. Between that and nicking from HMV and Virgin we had weekends nailed.

Becoming a sex god put a spanner in the works of course. Always does.

I get what you're saying though, and I think it's generally true. I'm just wondering when I'll become the exploitative older bloke with the drugs and booze. Not that I'm aspiring to that. Necessarily.
 
I went to a shithole sink comprehensive. Literally registered on the day. My mother was quite pissed off that she had to even stick around to do that as I recall.

Grammar schools had been abolished long before in the authority I lived under, though up till the age of 10 the primary school I was at were trying to prepare me for one of the better schools (either one outside the boundaries or one of their 'ex-grammar' type schools) with extra work and stuff.

Then life went weird and I didn't go to school for a few months, and ended up at the Crime Academy that would shape my life for the next five years and more.

And here I am, totally undamaged...
 
I will try to be careful Sam, but I'm not very good at being careful! My main goal is to not fall down the stairs and crack my head again! :)
 
I thought you were quite a good athlete at school ?
Yeah Grammar schools were gone when i went , but the ex one that i attended still liked to keep its "Grammar " school traditions.
If u were good st sport then you were looked after big time cos u were seen as a valuable asset.
 
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My 1st school had Roger Bannister and Jason Gardener (the Gold medal Olympian ) as alumni , i used to train with Jason .
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Farkin' 'ell - weren't you overwhelmed? I thought I was pretty nippy as a kid, fastest sprinter in my town etc, then went to comprehensive/upper/secondary school where I met Barry Smith. He was the quickest in the county and next to him I was a snail. He scared the shit out of me, he was so fast (though I do thank him for all the county relay medals he allowed me to win).

Jason Gardener? Another step up mate. Barry Smith was f-a-s-t but went nowhere at 16/18. But he made me realise I was better off getting into drug culture. Too fast for me.

Jason Gardener? I reckon that's a bona fide excuse for any drug taking you might have slipped into Brimz. ;)
 
They did the same in the ex-grammar school across town where some of my mates went. Only if you played rugby or cricket though. If you played soccer you were probably beaten or bummed. That was our point of pride - at least we didn't bum each other in our school, right? :\

When I arrived there I was keen on practically every sport I was given the chance to play and went swimming several times a week. By the time I finished I was a pisshead who hadn't kicked a ball in a year.

Yep, it worked fine for me...

Didn't get bummed though.
 
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In the school I went to, it was considered a fairly reputable grammar school. However, if you couldn't play Rugby or Hockey you had no place there and it was evident.
 
Its in the Cricket thread , but yeah Trescothick is a local lad and played for a local club as did i . He was good but you had others that looked better.
He still trashed my mediocreish slow right armers around the ground.
 
SamhainGrim said:
How do you think teenage boys get to drink so much then, eh? ;)

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They were great days, I swear. Between that and nicking from HMV and Virgin we had weekends nailed.

Becoming a sex god put a spanner in the works of course. Always does.

I get what you're saying though, and I think it's generally true. I'm just wondering when I'll become the exploitative older bloke with the drugs and booze. Not that I'm aspiring to that. Necessarily.
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haha yeah that hadn't occurred to me.

luckily i didn't have to go for too ridiculously older blokes, between 17 and 25 was fine.

lol i was never into shoplifting but knew some ppl who i thought were geniuses for their ways of getting security tags off things.

as for sporting claims to fame, i used to run for sale harriers, trained with diane modahl a few times. they put ALL middle dist ppl in the same group for some sessions, which gives me my claim to fame but also made me think runners are fucking rude. like if you don't start in the right place cos you haven't a clue you're meant to start somewhere proper, they will literally run over you to get ahead and leave you in a gutter in wythenshaw. still have scars!
 
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i used to run for sale harriers, trained with diane modahl a few times.
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You probably know my (day job) boss then... small world!

Damn, I knew 17-25 was my window for exploitation. I was too busy playing house with nice girls. Although I suppose one of them was five years younger but she was far more mature and well-adjusted.

Wythenshawe... it isn't going to be a problem finding a gutter there. ;)
 
well its your window for the under 16s.

(dear male bluelighters aged 17-25, please don't exploit under 16 year old girls unless you can tell they've got the nous to know what the game is and are doing the same to you. love from, the part of chinups brain that thinks there might possibly be some wrongness to this all)

i'm sure there are still plenty of people you can exploit.
 
brimz said:
Its in the Cricket thread , but yeah Trescothick is a local lad and played for a local club as did i . He was good but you had others that looked better.
He still trashed my mediocreish slow right armers around the ground.
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I never understood (when I was a kid) why anyone would want to bowl slow. I used to enjoy trying to kill people with bouncers. And I was encouraged to do so by the adults who ran cricket teams. It actually makes me wince thinking back on it. The only person I've ever hospitalized I did so with a cricket ball. No helmets in the 70's. Do kids where helmets now? God I was horrible. Was?
 
I'm far too jaded to go exploiting now. Not that it's something I'd really feel comfortable with doing anyway.

Farm animals and excrement are probably the only thing that could shake me from this state of sexual ennui now, and I'm not too keen.
 
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