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Sadie said:
Have had gastroenteritis since Saturday. Only felt well enough to go to the docs today. So very tired and run down right now.

At least I've been given some omeprazole. What a bloody difference that stuff makes. No pains at all since this afternoon. I could jump for joy.
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Glad you're feeling better Sadie :)

Just pieced together my head after an extended period of dissasociative abuse but have come through the other side feeling rather revitalized and glad to still have my noggin.
 
parttime crackhead said:
It's getting close to that price here. It probably is the caffeine that makes folk go a bit mad on it but it's not like 1 bottle gets you fucked. I spanked a full bottle on the drive through to Edinburgh & was absolutely fine, went to a pub for a pint then went to the gig.

The different batches shit is nonsense.
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I 'ma give it a go when i get back from Spain , i'll let ya no how much trouble it gets me in :)
 
MillhouseFarted said:
So we can get a more pictorial image, how big would you say it is, compared to say, Spade's balls?
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Not sure, I'm just trying to get my miniature Jack Russell to hold still long enough for me to get a good side by side shot, will post pics, I guess Spades bawbag will be a bit smaller than the dog's, but you should get some idea for comparison.
 
Mailmonkey said:
^^you fuckin knows it!
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Good stuff , gotta keep up the R/M traditions , it was standard when i worked their. In fact not Smoking draw was almost frowqned upon:)
I got sum great stories n met sum, wicked people as a Postie many i am still mates with.
the comraderie is fukin great , makes up 4 the graft , on Saturdays we would play a mad mix tape that had Kung Fu Fighting n loadsa mad tracks of that ilk.
 
Right, CR Smith or some other cunts have persuaded my 85yr old blind, deaf and half dottled gran to buy double glazing from them, she failed to mention it till now and they are coming tomorrow to put it in, it's costing her £7,000 and (in theory) she'll be paying it off for the next 10 years. She's not in any position to even understand what she signed up for, doesn't need double glazing, she can't even hear people when they talk to her let alone noise from outside and can't see for shit so it's not like she'd notice the windows anyway.

What can I do? Can I phone CR Smith and tell them to jog on or make a complaint to someone?
 
Adios Amigo's , I'm going 2 bed gotta be up at 3:00am to catch a plane.
I'm gonna find it hadr 2 sleep so some moggys are gonna have aid thast n a spliff n that should be Lurvley:)
 
TheSpade said:
Right, CR Smith or some other cunts have persuaded my 85yr old blind, deaf and half dottled gran to buy double glazing from them, she failed to mention it till now and they are coming tomorrow to put it in, it's costing her £7,000 and (in theory) she'll be paying it off for the next 10 years. She's not in any position to even understand what she signed up for, doesn't need double glazing, she can't even hear people when they talk to her let alone noise from outside and can't see for shit so it's not like she'd notice the windows anyway.

What can I do? Can I phone CR Smith and tell them to jog on or make a complaint to someone?
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Shocking, but not surprising. Phone them up & tell them to fucking bolt. If they give you any shit then go round to your gran's the mora when they're trying to fit the windows & tell them to fuck off in person. They won't have a leg to stand on if they've essentially conned someone that's not in a fit mental state into signing a contract.

These places make a living off of conning old people who don't know any better into signing up for shit.

I mind a cunt came round my door, acting like he was from my own energy company (when I stayed myself), I had no idea who the fuck we got gas or electricity from so in my stoned & half asleep state I believed him & his patter about signing up for some shite that would save me 25% on my energy bills. Signed it. Wasn't until the cunt left the house that my brain kicked into gear & I realised he was just a fucking salesman & had got me to switch my gas & electric to whatever company he was from. Phoned them up & told them to fucking ram it.
 
brimz said:
Good stuff , gotta keep up the R/M traditions , it was standard when i worked their. In fact not Smoking draw was almost frowqned upon:)
I got sum great stories n met sum, wicked people as a Postie many i am still mates with.
the comraderie is fukin great , makes up 4 the graft , on Saturdays we would play a mad mix tape that had Kung Fu Fighting n loadsa mad tracks of that ilk.
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Yeah, it's the longest I've ever had the same job, love it, love the laff, and keeps me fit, the rounds are just gettin longer and longer though.....

Early Saturday mornings we used to have Rob Da Bank's show, think years ago Annie Nightingale's show was stilll on Sat mornings too, there was always a couple of people hadn't slept the Friday night, music bangin out round the sortin office...

Good pisstaking too, fuckin howlin' some days while some poor fucker's gettin ripped to shreds for some vague reason....=D
 
TheSpade said:
Right, CR Smith or some other cunts have persuaded my 85yr old blind, deaf and half dottled gran to buy double glazing from them, she failed to mention it till now and they are coming tomorrow to put it in, it's costing her £7,000 and (in theory) she'll be paying it off for the next 10 years. She's not in any position to even understand what she signed up for, doesn't need double glazing, she can't even hear people when they talk to her let alone noise from outside and can't see for shit so it's not like she'd notice the windows anyway.

What can I do? Can I phone CR Smith and tell them to jog on or make a complaint to someone?
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Tough break.

They'll have manufactured them by now (obviously), so telling them to scram would be telling them to swallow their production costs.

Fucking outrageous, but if your gran's got all her marbles and has signed the contract, it's difficult to argue.
 
tambourine-man said:
Tough break.

They'll have manufactured them by now (obviously), so telling them to scram would be telling them to swallow their production costs.

Fucking outrageous, but if your gran's got all her marbles and has signed the contract, it's difficult to argue.
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I dunno, I reckon crackhead's right here...

It's not gonna be the first time they've conned someone is it?

Be at your Nan's tomorrow morning.

Phone your local Trading Standards. Report it. Get a name and direct contact number for someone there.

When the cunts turn up put them through to chat about it.

This plan won't be so good if Trading Standards have never heard of Windowlickers windows, or if Windowlickers genuinely believed your nan wanted the windows.

Other than that, Matt Alwright!

Or my Miniature jack russell.
 
Mailmonkey said:
lol, who did you think he was? Just some helpful bloke off the streeet who was trying to save you a bit o cash?
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Haha, as daft as it sounds, pretty much. I thought he was from whatever energy company I was already with & was hooking me up with a better deal. That's the way he pitched it & it was my day off, I'd been doing nothing but lying on the couch smoking weed all day. I even had to lift the rolling tray off the other couch so he could get a seat haha. There was a joint still smoking away in the ash tray. I got totally suckered in by his sales pitch that doesn't sound like a sales pitch patter until about 30 seconds after I'd closed the door.
 
Mailmonkey said:
I dunno, I reckon crackhead's right here...
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I think it hinges on mental capacity.

If she's demonstrably demented, I can see some hope.

If she's "half dottled" (translation please), it might be harder to argue against.

Still fucking shocking though.

Spade: I'd phone the company and explain that you wish to rearrange the installation date. This will at the very least buy you some time to seek legal advice (or as has been suggested, speak to Trading Standards or the local Citizen's Advice Bureau).
parttime crackhead said:
Haha, as daft as it sounds, pretty much. I thought he was from whatever energy company I was already with & was hooking me up with a better deal. That's the way he pitched it & it was my day off, I'd been doing nothing but lying on the couch smoking weed all day. I even had to lift the rolling tray off the other couch so he could get a seat haha. There was a joint still smoking away in the ash tray. I got totally suckered in by his sales pitch that doesn't sound like a sales pitch patter until about 30 seconds after I'd closed the door.
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LOL... bet he couldn't believe his luck. :D
 
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