You know you're an Etard when... Vers. Wait..what?

[snafu]

When a cop stops you in the wee morning hours and notices your pupils are abnormally massive, but when asked what your up to you eventually bring up the subject of mdma and it's close relatives and lay down epic amounts of info, then have a few more friendly words before he smiles and let's you go.

-edit-
I didn't mean 'stops' as in a car, but walking down the street

 

[socalthizzn]

When you have to post a comment on every new report on PR. Then you constantly check back to see if there's any new reports to comment on, or if there are any new comments on the report you just commented on, so you could comment on the comment.

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[comments ftw]

 

[slave22]

When you dont realize that youve had the same song on repeat for an hour because youre rolling so hard.

hahaha lolol ive done that.... i love reading this it has me lmao

 

[MasterSplinter]

When you wake up covered in glitter and glowstick juice naked in bed with your girl and another random dude whom you have never seen before.

 

[Seyer]

When you wake up covered in glitter and glowstick juice naked in bed with your girl and another random dude whom you have never seen before.

Sounds like a hell of a night haha

 

[citizen cained]

when you go to burger king and your friend tells you he is going off to get a drink, then 5 seconds later your other friend asks you if you have seen the first friend to which you reply "no, haven't seen him all night" causing panic and worry amongst your friends until the first friend comes back and everyone hugs him to death saying "you have been missing for 4 hours, we were so worried, where the hell were you?" to which he replies "I've been gone for 5 mins I was in the queue and we haven't even been out for 4 hours".....

 

[wombus erectus]

You know your an etard when superman comes in 2nd to Alexander shulgin on your list of favorite super heroes

 

[420RastaRaver]

when you are slowing down for a red light and then you forget you are slowing down for a red light and speed up

that sounds like a high ass mother fucker to me haha

hahaha lolol ive done that.... i love reading this it has me lmao

i do that on purpose with Skrillex and Deadmau5 haha

When u are standing in front of a security guard and wondering why hes looking at u and ur friend says ur holding ur hands up and squeezing them and hopping slightly! and u look at ur friend and go no im not... only then do u notice u are!

 

[Keaton]

^Hey man, try to keep all of your thoughts in one post.

 

[Michio]

•When your friends can't find you at the rave / club because you're "in the speakers".
•When u drop a pill on the floor and everyone gets on hands and knees with glowstick / led's / cellphone / lighter looking for it.
•You find the lost pill and pop it in ur mouth before ur friend who lost it or anyone else sees (dirty yes i know).
•When the pills u put in your pocket dissolve due to sweat (or other kinds of liquids) and u dont want them to go to waste so u pass the piece of clothing around so everyone can suck the e from the material .
•When ur so fuct up u completely black out and wake up the next day with no memory of what happened the night before.

 

[mikemikenj]

You know youre an etard when you just simply hear a certain trance song on your ipod and feel like your fucking rolling balls and the memory associated with that song/night.

And when you LOVE being in a car while rolling, cause you feel like your fucking flying.
I could think of so much more, really why I joined this forum hahaha

EDIT: when you feel your dick every couple hours or so, just so you know when its back to normal size hahaha

 

[chi town mints]

when you look down at your hands and they look like hands of an infant

 

[rollinlikeabigshot]

when you look down at your hands and they look like hands of an infant

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[xBlackParadex]

when you climb on your friends roof, think a palm tree is a dragon then freak the fuck out when it moves in the wind

when you start hearing screaming babies

when the bottom of the staircase starts filling up with water

when you draw mermen all over your sleeping friends arms in red sharpie

 

[SinisterMuffin]

...when you no longer care about your body issues and finally feel comfortable in your own skin.

...when you spend all night drawing on each other with highlighters with only a blacklight on.

...when you feel the need to run outside wearing only shorts and a tank top even though the temperature is below freezing.

...when you're so obsessed with dilated pupils that they're one of your favorite side effects/symptoms and you've learned the term (mydriasis).

...when you want to dye your hair rainbow-colored, get rainbow contacts, deck yourself out in UV-reactive rainbow-colored clothing, and just dance!

 

[Bearlove]

When you have to post a comment on every new report on PR. Then you constantly check back to see if there's any new reports to comment on, or if there are any new comments on the report you just commented on, so you could comment on the comment.

haha thats Not an etard but a MOD :D

 

[Bearlove]

when you come home after clubbing and try and bluetooth a bottle of coke thinking it a competition?? (Or is that just me)

When you wake up outside wrapped in a duvet - wearing nothing buy your ipod!

When you turn up at work only to be told 'you booked a holiday as you were raving'

 

[rollinlikeabigshot]

When you turn up at work only to be told 'you booked a holiday as you were raving'

Ive done this once before, although someone told me in the morning as i was getting ready to leave for work that i had indeed taken off the next day

 

[gymstud]

just read whole thread fucking awesome i so needed that

 

[Keaton]

Which one was your favorite?