You know you're an Etard when... Vers. Wait..what?

[JoshE]

When you've heard this song too many times.

Wow, Can't believe Ive never heard this before.

 

[llama112]

When you listen to a song so often while rolling that you start to get mini rolls when you hear it sober.

I love my mini rolls
They make me happpy

 

[Budisti]

...when u pass out in a sauna for 3 hours while rolling, and dont die of dehydration.

 

[citizen cained]

you are always asking to see your mates pupils to see how fucked they are and you are always asking them to see yours for the same reason XD

 

[Monkeybizness]

^ hahhaaa yess i do this alot ..

"let me see your pupils!"
"WOW!" "There huge!!! "

 

[Bloby]

You bend down to do a line, move along it only to realize your tube is 6 inches away from the line.

You hold your phone/mp3 player 2 inches from your face an rotate it around to try and make sense of whats on the screen

You suddenly think of a great song to listen to, open up your list of tracks an start scrolling down only to get to the bottom of the list and realize you have no idea what you were looking for.

You start start rolling a cigarette, forget, look at your lap 5 minutes later an realize you're covered in tobacco.

You've been happily trying to smoke a stick of filters for the last 10 minutes.

You're having a conversation with your friend sat next to you, you mention something that only they know, they say "what", you turn to look at them and realize you're talking to someone completely different

Lols, guna try and think of more

 

[citizen cained]

on every night out, no matter where, when speaking to someone new you look at their pupils to see if they are rolling, even if you are not high....

 

[Gerald92]

when you see people post pictures from raves on facebook, and your first thought is "i wonder if they rolled"

 

[Seyer]

when you see people post pictures from raves on facebook, and your first thought is "i wonder if they rolled"

Or you first look to see if theyre pupils are dilated. I check peoples eye in pictures but typically I already know if they were on something if I know them well enough.

 

[socalthizzn]

When your dedication to attend professional sporting events gets overthrown by your desire to attend edm events.

 

[severely etarded]

when you start talking then you suddenly forget what the point you were trying to make was...(Goddamn short term memory loss!!!)

 

[socalthizzn]

When you moderate both pillreports & bluelight ecstasy discussion

 

[Seyer]

I lol'd

 

[snafu]

When you've memorized a synth word for word

 

[LimaZ]

When you wake up and think every single day that you just have regenerate some serotonin neurotransmitters, and have more available for the next roll..

 

[Animal51]

I know that my boyfriend, the one with this account, is an etard when we sleep though the night and he wakes up at 9 in the morning, rolls over and says babe where the hell is my x....

 

[frusty noggets]

You shouldn't be driving in the first place

Wow.

^ This

^ This

yes i know it happened one time. im sure non of you guys have driven under the influence in your life 8)

DUUDE i did this except it wasnt a red light it was my house. i was looking at the neighbors dog and drove right through my garage.

this is hilarious

 

[Seyer]

yes i know it happened one time. im sure non of you guys have driven under the influence in your life 8)

I havent because I dont let drugs cloud my judgement 8)

 

[amanda_eats_pandas]

I havent because I dont let drugs cloud my judgement 8)

Chill dude, most people have done it even though they preach how unsafe it is. I know I have.


When you close one eye and hold the phone an arms length away just to write a text.

When you look at your sent texts the next morning and you just get embarassed.

You tell strangers your life stories and then always make plans to see them in the future.

 

[Seyer]

Chill dude, most people have done it even though they preach how unsafe it is. I know I have.

Im more than chill. Theres no point in getting worked up about something on the internet


When you cant figure out how to spark a strike anywhere match.