You know you're an Etard when... Vers. Wait..what?

[Keaton]

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Discuss.

 

[matt2012]

1st!

And...You take 3 drags off your menthol before you realize you lit the wrong end.

 

[socalthizzn]

You poop in your pants at a rave and just keep on trucking for 5 more hours without cleaning your pants. And even though you have a keist full of feces you still get a dime to take to your hotel. And you score still.

 

[Seyer]

You take 3 drags off your menthol before you realize you lit the wrong end.

Filters light on fire. I know from experience

You poop in your pants at a rave and just keep on trucking for 5 more hours without cleaning your pants. And even though you have a keist full of feces you still get a dime to take to your hotel. And you score still.

Haha been there, done that?



You keep offering your friends cigs every 5min not remembering that you just offered and you keep giving cigs away before you realize youre out.

 

[snafu]

If you're paying more for the dentist than for rent..

 

[JoshE]

Repost's from old thread but meh...

When you don't wanna leave the taxi because you were having the most in depth conversation with the taxi driver.

When your having a conversation with your mate's whilst peaking on Ecstasy, then all of a sudden you go blank and say "What was i talking about again?"

One time i was trying to light one of my ciggies for like 10mins cause i had the ciggie in my mouth, but had the lighter at like a full arms length away...

 

[frusty noggets]

when you are slowing down for a red light and then you forget you are slowing down for a red light and speed up

 

[keeprollin123]

when you are slowing down for a red light and then you forget you are slowing down for a red light and speed up

DUUDE i did this except it wasnt a red light it was my house. i was looking at the neighbors dog and drove right through my garage.

 

[snowboarder7791]

1st!

And...You take 3 drags off your menthol before you realize you lit the wrong end.

better savor those menthol cigs while they last... another couple of years and theyll be gone..

 

[snafu]

when you are slowing down for a red light and then you forget you are slowing down for a red light and speed up

You shouldn't be driving in the first place

 

[socalpopper]

when your outside a local concert, telling some guys grandama, who is looking for him, that there are drugs in the concert and its not a good place

 

[socalthizzn]

when you are slowing down for a red light and then you forget you are slowing down for a red light and speed up

Wow.

 

[Seyer]

You shouldn't be driving in the first place

^ This

 

[Keaton]

^ This

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[Seyer]

When you dont realize that youve had the same song on repeat for an hour because youre rolling so hard.

 

[Matt58]

^To many times man, I want to get through an album but the first song sounds so good I have to keep listening to it.

One time i was trying to light one of my ciggies for like 10mins cause i had the ciggie in my mouth, but had the lighter at like a full arms length away...

Bahaha! Has happened to me before, made me laugh.

 

[Keaton]

When you listen to a song so often while rolling that you start to get mini rolls when you hear it sober.

 

[Seyer]

When you listen to a song so often while rolling that you start to get mini rolls when you hear it sober.

Has happened so many times.

When you cant put your shoes on because you dont notice that youre putting the wrong shoe on the wrong foot.

 

[snafu]

When you've heard this song too many times.

 

[Keaton]

Lol I must not be an etard because I don't believe that there is such thing as hearing that song too many times