You know you're an Etard when...

[spaceage4eva]

you can relate to everyone of these other posts in some kind of way %)

 

[spaceage4eva]

When you've gone to drug counseling with this t-shirt, I know I have.
I got an infraction for wearing it.

^^^^Fuckin love this shirt

 

[Gerald92]

when you need to save up eleven dollars to buy a ten dollar pill, because you also need to buy a water bottle.

 

[ddabs]

^^^LoL when you have a bunch of dead glowsticks you can't throw away because of the memories

 

[scubagirl200]

^aw!

...when you record your first lightshow video and you look like a tard but you don't care bc it was the most fun you've had doing anything besides making those damn kandi tops

...when you're watching south park and butters says "do you understand what i am saying" and all you can think of is the deadmau5 remix of paco di bango and how funny it would be to remix butters voice into the song

yah.

 

[socalthizzn]

You know your an etard wen you stop losing things wen your on mdma.

 

[Jackamole]

When it takes you 10 minutes to get a cigarette out of the packet and get it lit
Then 1 minute to smoke it...

 

[Keaton]

Lols

 

[nanchan]

You know your an etard wen you stop losing things wen your on mdma.

So true. I seem to be the only one of my friends who doesn't lose SOMETHING at every rave lol. But I've rolled more than they have ;D

 

[pnut3844]

when as soon as your friends come over you say "ok everyone keep an eye on their cups of water so we dont spill them, and try to keep the house clean" then you wake up to find your house is an utter mess, again, and spend the rest of the day cleaning.

 

[pnut3844]

Originally Posted by GrOwThSpUrT
When you're... wait, what were we talking about again?

Ever been talking to someone pilled up, done that, then have them do it back to you, so the train of thought is lost forever? 8)[/QUOTE]

Haha, yeah allways actually.
"what was I talking about?
-I don't know!"

Or when someone asks you "what was I talking about" 5 times in 10 minutes, and by the end you're just inventing random things to see how he responds to it [/QUOTE]

lmao im totally doing this to my friends next time they forget what they were saying. "....wait what was i talking about?" "you were saying you were about to buy everyone here another roll." "ooooo ok"

 

[Dahli]

when as soon as your friends come over you say "ok everyone keep an eye on their cups of water so we dont spill them, and try to keep the house clean" then you wake up to find your house is an utter mess, again, and spend the rest of the day cleaning.

That's why I always just get a Costco sized thing of water bottles. Everyone is usually pretty good about putting tops on so no spilled water and clean up just consists of taking empty bottles to recycling. Then again, I got used to cleaning up after booze parties (sticky counters from split alcohol, throw up everywhere, everything broken or fucked up) so cleaning roll parties (lots of empty water bottles, glow sticks and clothing strewn about, maybe a broken thing here or there but people totally willing to replace it) so it doesn't seem so bad. Yeah, you know you're an Etard when you'd rather throw a roll party than a drinking party... or any other kind of party for that matter, just cause it's easier to clean up.

 

[Bearlove]

When it takes you 10 minutes to get a cigarette out of the packet and get it lit
Then 1 minute to smoke it...

I once watched a person in a bar (off their heads) rolling a cigarette - was the funniest thing.

They had the shakes and eyes were rolling - the struggled with the paper, the filter the tabacco and then rolling it. Eventually (after what seemed like an eternity) they managed to get it into their mouth only to light the wrong end and still tried to smoke it :D

 

[ddabs]

Ever been talking to someone pilled up, done that, then have them do it back to you, so the train of thought is lost forever? 8)

hahah yes!! sadly many times... or have you ever both forgotten what you were saying but has this one phrase still on your brain....

---"its like one on one ya know"
"yeah one on one"
---"wait what are we talking about.."
".....I dont know"
---"wait it was like... one on one........one.on.one?...ONE ON ONE????? what the fuck does that even mean?!?!

 

[Keaton]

You know you're an etard when you see the middle of a basketball court and automatically think of a pokéball.. 8)

 

[WaLL_EG6]

I felt etarded after doing this. I was at a party and everyone was drunk as shit but me and my friend were the only ones rolling. There was some girl passed out on the couch, and when we were about to leave i just stopped and started staring at her.

friend: what the fuck are you doing?
me: I think shes dead. Im trying to see if shes breathing
friend: (laughing his ass off) na bro shes good lets go

Turns out my friend was talking to her not that long before and when i was staring at her she kinda opened her eyes and saw me but i didnt notice probably since my eyes were going crazy. I can just imagine what she thought waking up to someone looking at her with their eyes all rolled back lmao fun night :D

 

[questforstarfish]

^ lol!! Nicce

 

[burn2shine]

You've ever been personally mad at someone for saying they don't believe in plur

 

[Keaton]

^ I have to do this, sorry.


You know you're an etard when your friend gives you a pill that is really just a shaved down altoid and you decide to rail it. And through the whole process, the fact that they smelled mi Ty didn't make you think "hmm maybe this is bullshit"
k, done

You also know you're an etard when the word etard is no longer auto spell-checked by your iPad, and when the acronym MDMA is auto capitalized by the same iPad 8)

 

[jr23]

When you spend $250 on caps then, buy a test kit just to find that they are full of mephedrone.
Then panic and start calling everyone you know who can hook you up 2 nights before an event.

When you spend hours walking around an event asking everyone with soup plate eyes if they got any pills they selling... While rolling...